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2017

23

Dec

Britney Spears Got that Tight Mom Body of the Day

Britney Spears’ tight old lady mom body is trying to communicate with us, you know send us messages through smoke signals, because behind her medicated money making for her mooch family hustle…there’s a girl screaming for a freedom…she just can’t…but is clearly resorting to T-Shirt slogans to get you to know she needs to be saved…

I don’t know what “we are all dreamers”….has to do with getting saved..but I know she wants to be to be saved from the hell that is her luxurious prison…dancing monkey life…

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2017

23

Dec

Katy Perry Unfortunate Crotch Shot of the Day

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This is the worst way to go into Christmas…

Katy Perry, a demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING….

Out there showing her Crotch being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler…

I’ll always look at pussy definition…but that doesn’t mean the pussy definition is worth looking at..

This Girl is a Monster…and her tits aren’t even that great.

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2017

22

Dec

Olivia Wilde Gets Political of the Day

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Here’s Olivia Wilde, who I guess is American and not just by marriage to the dude she had all her kids with, I think she’s got a bunch of kids, I know she’s banging Jason Sudeikis, and I also know that I only write about her because she’s some entitled rich kid who gave herself a stage name and went Hollywood, but then I accidentally watched her in a Christmas movie, you know because I like the Christmas spirit, and I actually don’t mind her, I still like laughing that her name is Cockburn not Wilde, and Wilde is some Oscar Wilde inspired thing, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, just own the cock burn, I know I do.

Well, she’s decided to piss off some people, probably excite a lot of people, in her Christmas themed Christmas sweater that reads “IMPEACH’…you know using her platform and the paparazzi to get noticed, or to make a point..that probably makes sense to most people…even if they are supposed to RESPECT their president…and that will likely piss off a lot of people…who probably don’t know how to read anyway.

I guess she really is WILDE…

I like her face.

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2017

22

Dec

Bella Thorne Chrismas Spirit Lingerie of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a Christmas Miracle, producing some Christmas clickbait, because it is Christmas and she’s an attention seeker who likes getting into lingerie any excuse she can get and nothing’s more Christmas for a famewhore than wearing lingerie…

She may not matter, she may look like the Trans woman I saw last night, not in a romantic way, but walking around like it was Halloween on Christmas…but I guess that’s her everyday of pretending to be a dude…

She has what look like some real looking fake titties..and a willingness in all her annoying…to show them off…

Merry Christmas to All and to All a good enough night.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

22

Dec

Maria Menounos in Red Panty Bottoms of the Day

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Maria Menounos is in a magazine showing off her Greek body…like the clickbait that she was when she was on that entertainment show and people cared about her.

Some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

But I guess she still wants to matter so she’s out doing media…and here’s that cover you shouldn’t care about.

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2017

22

Dec

Becca Brown Tit of the Day

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Becca Brown is apparently a child star from School of Rock, I’ve never seen that shit, but apparently it’s about a school of rock and she’s one of the kids…brilliant storyline, reminding me that I’ll never be a filmmaker because I can’t visualize such greatness,

No one’s googling “girl from school of rock” to jerk off to – at least I would assume they wouldn’t be…but then again, this is the internet…a dark and terrifying place…where girls like Becca Brown pull their tit out for Christmas!!

It’s Christmas you know…

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2017

22

Dec

Streaker on a Scooter and Other Vides of the Day

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Driving Without a Seat Belt

Naked Woman Fighting

Man on PCP Vs Cops..

Car VS Tree

Koala Fight

Man Kills Hooker after She denied him Sex

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2017

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I am drunk

Or at least too drunk to post the stepLINKS

I am a terrible person…who lets everyone down…

Even myself….

But I guess…in 14 years of doing stepLINKS..

I’ve managed to post them MOST of the Time and that’s alright..

Here they are

It’s Christmas and I’m fucking taking advantage of the festivities…

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Hailey Baldwin HomeWrecked Bieber and Other dude
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Dexter Support
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Anna Kendrick Fat Shamed
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Creepy As Fuck Woods Behind Some Dude’s House
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Meghan Markle Engagement Photos
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Bo Derek Nude in Tarzan
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Jodie Sweetin Has Big Tits
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\Ambrosio Slut
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Jessica Biel in Leggings
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Nipple of the Day
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Mindy Kaling Baby Maker
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This Cockatiel is Over It
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Betty White Not Dead
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Will Smith is so Lame
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Boat Jump!!
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The Artist Behind the She Knew Posters
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Dance Off at the Airport
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2017

21

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Got the titties On of the Day

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Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home…keep this thing alive…so we can see what she’d call her evolution, but I’d call her inconsistencies and lies to get people to buy her shit, like a manipulative entitled cunt you know she is.

I am not a fan, but I guess the face injections and working out is doing alright for her…so lets support that cosmetic treatment shit…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Lili Reinhart & Camila Mendes, the girls of Riverdale, Trying to be Hot of the Day

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I have watched at least one season of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst but that use cliffhangers to rope me back in, even when I don’t care, leading to me spending 20 hours watching a season while drunk….

I don’t find either of the main characters hot, the blonde Betty Fat, the Veronica a troll with no neck, who looks like a bulldog..

The only one worth jerking off to is the redhead, and they forgot to put her in these pics…idiots…

I’ll post them because this is a hot show, these girls think they are hot, clearly…they aren’t that great…but better than anything you’ve fucked or will fuck…so maybe you think they’re the best…I can’t tell, because I don’t know who you are my only reader.

Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW