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2017

06

Dec

Katrina Bowden Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade

It amazes me how Hollywood is fucking scrambling, their ideas pure shit, their celebs pure shit, but at least the girls are low level, or egotistical enough to keep bringing the sleazy half nakedness…

She wants you to look at her butt…so look at her butt…

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2017

06

Dec

Phoebe Price in a Bikini of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking legend…

It amazes me that no one actually gives a fuck about her, despite her being a fucking legend, maybe she’ll be a Michael Jackson situation where no one cares about her when she’s a diddler, but the second she dies the world celebrates her…not that she will die, because mythical creatures from heavens are bigger than death and live on forever..

Here’s her clickbait shoot for Christmas that is pretty fucking funny…working the paparazzi / tabloids the right way – in an era where none of this matters thanks to social media…

This Girl is a Fucking Christmas Miracle…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Dec

Diane Kruger for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 50 and who is probably best known for being in a long term relationship with Joshua Jackson…because I like to reduce some Hot German’s chick existence to dating some twat from Dawson’s Creek…you know substantially less famous than her…..or successful than her…but because he was on some shitty Katie Holmes TV show I’ve never watched….he defines her….( CLICK HERE TO SEE A KATIE HOLMES LOOKING LIKE SHE’S DYING OF CANCER WITH SURI

She’s been in so many shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3….

I like to think of her more as a German weirdo, with Nazi ancestors, who is pragmatic but also likes shitting on and being shit on….or doing the shitting…in the Berlin Sex clubs to off set their weird history…

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2017

06

Dec

Pam Anderson in Mask and Costume of the Day

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$Pam Anderson$

I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

She’s in a costume, wearing some latex fetish gear, I guess it’s date night with Julien Assange…

And as a fellow Canadian, she is our queen and I must worship her, whatever it is that she is….the fighter for animal rights…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

That’s how vapid cunts work….weird…

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

$Pam Anderson Cat Mask$

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2017

06

Dec

Hilary Duff Gets Her Pussy Played With of the Day

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I saw this video while trolling Hilary Duff’s social media, because you know, that’s the whole point of social media…

I happen to follow all these idiots I don’t care about, in the event I see them slip up and do something when giving access to their audience and a camera…you know a modern day variety show…off the cuff, live feed, real life…slip ups that happen when your true self is a terrible fucking human…but the world loves you thanks to LIES and MARKETING…

That said, this was a close one for Hilary Duff….where she thought it would be funny to film her friend, likely a gay friend, sewing the snap on her crotch, while in the outfit, instead of taking it off….

So dude’s digging up into her thick crotch…and it’s not that erotic, cuz there’s no mom labia slip up…

But it’s close….and we should encourage this behavior…continue girl….you got this self discovery, self produced content thing down.

That Said…Hilary Duff is Thick…

TO SEE MORE HILARY DUFF CLICK HERE

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2017

06

Dec

Randy Travis Arrest Video of the Day

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How about a little Randy Travis getting arrested for a drunken DUI back in 2012 before having a stroke and being half dead…

What? No one cares about Randy Travis getting a DUI naked…

That’s unfortunate, I mean he’s the King of Shitty Country, and I am not saying that like I think Country is shitty, I fucking love country, just not new Country, shit country, of hick fuckers with their twang….that new country shit that Randy Travis was a leader of…

I mean I don’t know much about Randy Travis, or his music, I just know I hate Blake Shelton…

I know that I like seeing my Cowboys being actual Cowboys, you know they don’t give a fuck..

That’s what I like…the kind of guy who can get kicked off a horse, shot, and bitten by a rattlesnake, only to drink a bottle of Whiskey and drive home…naked….if needed..

Something the COPS can’t respect or appreciate I guess…

Poor guy, getting this released after his stroke, it’s from 2012, let it go people..

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2017

06

Dec

Sky Diving Santa Fail…and Other Videos of the Day

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Biker Shoots at Cops

Elephant Charge

Raiders Fans…

Man Gets Beaten by a Woman

Naked Woman Takes bath…

Republican Senator Found in Motel Room with 17 Year Old Boy….Good Job. Sick Fuck.

Woman Mooning

Naked Guy Prents to be a Sea Lion.

Woman Steals Booze with her Cunt

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m a degenerate pervert, like one of the lowest on the totem pole of perverts, is that cultural appropiation?

Today I realized in 13 years of doing this site, of having all these fans celebrating me, I have never been sent a pair of dirty panties, and I’ve talked to some questionable people….that is why this year I want a Christmas tree decorated with all the dirty panties sent into me….holiday cheer…that may smell awful yet amazing…especially with that pine freshness wafting through….send me your panties….or maybe just maybe no one actually cares about me

I guess I’ll just have to go out there and make my PANTY TREE DREAMS happen myself, with a little Laundromat vist…

Here are some morning links…

Time’s Person of the Year are the “Silence Breaker”…Women Who Called Out Dudes Who Made them Feel Naughty…
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Terry Crews Sues Sex Offending Agent – What a Pussy
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Rat Cow Still Pushing her Bikinis hard…I am Still Boycotting Her
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Fire Truck Drifting!
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Real Life GTA
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2017 Movie Trailer Mash-Up
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Check Out My Holiday Gift Guide
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2017

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Any way you dice it, and no matter how hard you try, even if it’s purely innocent or coincidence..you’re just carrying your groceries home…especially in the dark because it’s winter…and it gets dark at 4 pm like we’re in fucking Iceland…

You will be seen as a predator when you’re following a girl through the park in the dark…especially one with leggings on her hot skinny youthful legs…but you only notice because you’re innocently walking behind her to get home…maybe a little quicker than you normally would like a dog chasing a rabbit at the horse races…

Even if you’re just innocently following her close enough to see her pussy definition in her leggings….you’re not the one who dressed her…you’re just there..

So if you see a hot girl in the grocery store in leggings, don’t follow her, even if she’s going the same way as you, especially when you look like a homeless person…it will be upsetting…because men are all predators and you are theoretically but barely a man…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Check Out my Very Merry Holiday Gift Guide
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Noregian Footballer Fucks a Trophy..
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A Woman’s Recount of Sex with Russell Simmons – Spoiler Alert – He Didn’t Cum In Her
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Ireland Baldwin – Big Girl in a Bra Top…

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No One Cares About Astronaut’s Making Pizza in Space
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Madison Beer is a Whore
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Gerard Butler’s House is Insane
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Irina Shayk – Panty Flash

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Creepy Katie Holmes and the Black Lover Together
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Cats Freaked Out by Metronome
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Scarjo and her Gay Husband Go to
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Charlotte McKinney Legs…
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Taylor Swift Fan Calling Kim K a Rat on Instagram

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Star Wars With Cats
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Danny Masterson- Fired
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Selena Gomez Gone Dark on Social Media – Again Because She’s a Weak Bitch…
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Nerd Bitch Training for her Nerd Movie

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Quentin Tarantino is Doing Star Trek
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Slutty Demi Rose
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Natalie Portman in a See Through Dress

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The Anti Gravity Box Prank
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Sluts in a Holiday Calendar
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Apu is Off the Simpsons Because He’s racist
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From the Forum

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Useless Tits at an Event
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Fergie in a Skirt Short Enough to See Her Balls…
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Mariah Carey in Some Tight Pants…
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MILA KUNIS AT AN EVENT

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Madison Beer in Some Slutty Top
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter Creeps Me the Fuck Out
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From stepSMUT!!

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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Big Titty Ava Addams Masturbates…
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Lathered Up Pussy
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day

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Watch Abigail Spencer Masturbate!
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Hotty on a Hammock
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Claire Abbott Nude
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Huge Amateur Tits
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Skinny and Naked Outside…
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Sluts of the Greek Voice…
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The Top Doesn’t Match the Bottom..

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Getting Blown in an Elevator
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Just a Girl Fingering Butthole in the Car
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Sexy Legs of the Day
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Cute and Naked
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Interview with a New Pornstar
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2017

05

Dec

CR Fashion Book 2018 Calendar Starring Some Models of the Day

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CR Fashion Book is some pretentious bullshit put out by some ex editor or creative director of Vogue, which in and of itself is a fucking scam, because the fashion industry is a scam, but the general public think it’s important, high brow, interesting, exciting, exclusive, something to be a part of, something to save money to buy, unless you’re arab or asian and you just have access to funds to buy the 10,000 dollar purse worth 10 dollars….

But rich people need purpose, something to strive for, something to be a part of, and that is why fashion industry sucks in the rich kids to keep the rich going…

It’s pretty awful place filled with entitled uninteresting people…but they do put out photoshoots…and here is their Calendar, not saved for trashy Glamous models, anyone can have a Calendar even fashion people…\

Featuring idiots like GIGI hadid, an asian, a black, an arab, Hannah Ferguson and some other trash…here are the high brow important images that dont matter.