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2018

27

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Nip Slip of the Day

I wasn’t paying attention to the internet today, because it’s pretty fucking boring, but apparently, Jennifer Lawrence brought out her nipples to her premiere of the movie she makes a fool of herself in with a shitty Russian accent, because she’s addicted to showing her tits…

ALL GIRLS, especially attention seeking actresses, are filling a void…and when they have their nudes out there, the ice is broken, and all they want to do is bring their tits out more and more, no matter how they pretend it is exploitative or them being robbed of their dignity, and that they are taking charge of their nipples..

The quirky weirdo, annoying and overpaid starlet, loved realizing that a whole new audience came through after seeing her tits, and she loved it…so she keeps bringing her tits..really all she’s good for as far as I’m concerned…

I accidentally saw her drinking, shoeless on Cobert and I thought to myself, this girl has a fucking ego so big, I can’t wait for it to all end, I hope it all ends, and not just cuz she’s Amy Schumer’s friend, but because she’s the worst….great tits though..

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HEre she is not showing her tits in Vanity Fair…

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2018

27

Feb

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I accidentally saw Demi Lovato doing some public service announcement about her bi-polar disorder, how to live with bi-polar disorder, how she felt debilitated from Bi-Polar disorder, but never successfully killed herself due to her Bi-Polar Disorder, thanks to being rich and famous and having resources to save herself from what some may called being a spoiled, entitled brat, just being a giant baby because they don’t have real responsibilities other than being the dancing monkeys they are…thanks to their parents exploiting them…Needless to say, I didn’t feel sympathy for her, or that she was relatable to anyone with an actual mental illness…but I do like her inconsistency in her messaging, from fat chick, to fitter fat chick with her tits out, sexualizing herself hard….I mean I don’t know what this is promoting, but I know I see tits.

VIDEO:

Here’s DEMI LOVATO Fat in Concert – Because I guess her meds make her swell the fuck up…

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2018

27

Feb

Elsa Hosk in Lingerie of the Day

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The nice thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they make real whores out of these women…

The male CEO – Billionaire – Les Wexner – the 80 year old who made Victoria’s Secret what it is today….really knows how to recruit and strip down these women like the old days…he doesn’t fold to the pressures of the #METOO #TIMESUP movement…and girls don’t give a fuck if they get assaulted on set, or if they are sexualized to sell panties, they CRAVE it, they throw their nudes at it, tits and pussy out in a “PICK ME PICK ME” dying to be a VS Angel….on an international level…which is hilarious, all these whores are so selective and hypocritical about their whoring….

The terrible thing about the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, is that they probably exploit Chinese and other third world countries running sweatshops to keep margins high enough to cover the costs of whores, in their overpriced garbage product…

All while they give women unrealistic body goals…which shouldn’t be that unrealisitc…since these girl have these bodies….and are seemingly human…in an era where fat chicks are unfortunately prevailing.

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2018

27

Feb

Bella Thorne Makes Her Own Music Videos of the Day

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Bella Thorne realized from dating her bootleg mooch rapper boyfriend who no one ever heard of, except maybe a bunch of new generation scene kids, that don’t like real music, but prefer idiotic stupidities with catch phrases that they can hashtag and make viral, you know a product of the chemicals in the water making the fish gay….and making everyone genderless….that she could be a social media / vine star / with a soundcloud or whatever app the kids are making music on too…cash in from every angle…from TV, NETFLIX, Movies and SOCIAL MEDIA…

So she’s producing music videos in her bikini set to her own songs that are horrible..because this is what the scamming is all about…young kids cashing in off nonsense other young retards buy into.

I am old and don’t care about the content they are producing in their scamming, I just like that they do it in bikinis, underwear, topless…because that’s what matters.

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2018

27

Feb

Ireland Baldwin in Her Underwear of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is disgusting…

One would say she’s a “rude thoughtless pig”…and by one, I mean her dad…back when she was 11 years old…because he knew she was a failure early on…

While I would just say she a very large monster of a woman and I don’t really understand why she’s trying to do this model thing, maybe it’s cultural, or generational, all the young rich girls want it, and some are getting it…including her cousin, who unlike Ireland, still looks like a girl…while this one looks like a gutter sex worker with a drug addiction, all tormeted and tattooed, ready to promote a vape on instagram for 100 dollars, rather than actual brands…

For that reason alone, I think she’s great, I’d like to manage her, but she’s blocked me on social media and I can’t reach out, I like that she’s the anti Jenner / Hadid group….and I relate to that, but I still find her posting her panty pics odd…I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to post panty pics..yet she does.

So Weird!

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2018

27

Feb

Cindy Mello Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Cindy Mello is a Brazilian model in NYC…She’s not very relevant or important as far as I’m concerned, but what do I know about Brazilian models in NYC relevance….plus she has 600,000 followers on her social media, YOU CAN FOLLOW HER INSTAGRAM …. that she probably got from doing slutty content featured on porn instagram accounts, but that she polarized with fashion pics, so that brands pay her 10k a post, because she seems legit…

That’s the scam they are running, and it’s ruining the SUGAR DADDY movement, who like up and coming models, and paying their rent for them, but when they start making their own money – it RUINS everything…

Unless this Cindy Mello is not making money, what do I know, I’m not her banker……

I just know she’s hot, even if she looks like she’s got face injections…and I believe in her hustle…so long as she keeps getting naked.

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2018

27

Feb

Katharine McPhee Got Them Titties on of the Day

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According the Katharine McPhee leaked nudes from a few months ago…she has cut off her excess labia…something I am sure her 75 year old boyfriend David Foster, the record exec and one time stepfather to Brody Jenner and the Hadids at different times, doesn’t actually care about…because old people will fuck any young pussy no matter how mangled it is…maybe those leaked nude pics of her pussy scabbed and bloody after surgery were for her doctor…but also for herself to try to feel sexy in a pair of tight bikini bottoms…WHO KNOWS..

What I do know is that she’s kept them tits, and she’s showcasing them in whatever this is….we call it “From American Idol, to Labiaplasty, to fucking Geriatrics to CLeavage”…the Katharine McPhee story…

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2018

27

Feb

Kendall Jenner Naked of the Day

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Kendall Jenner, a product of her horrible fame whoring family, posted a couple of strategic nude pics on her social media – because of course she did….that’s what she does….

It’s some same same but different, interchangeable between her and her AVON lady, Turkish Market Peddling sisters, just selling crap to morons willing to buy, including their celebrity, making them really fucking rich….people buy into them…

Luckily, she’s not as monstrous as the others, the only tall, thin, athletic one…but she’s still full of shit, her existence full of shit, like she gives a shit about what me or anyone thinks about her….she’s just rolling in her own fantasy world, that luckily rich people still get depressed in, and eventually all the mental issues may surface and girl may become a suicidal self destructive wreck…which we can only hope for…

But for now…she’s a star, who does nothing…but post selfies with zero effort…or substance…but that’s the life we live…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

27

Feb

Sierra Skye Topless Insta Thot of the Day

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Sierra Skye has blocked me on social media – and I don’t even comment on anyone’s shit – because I guess she saw me like her pics and remembered googling herself and seeing me laugh at her and her stripper mom in at least one post I’ve done on them before…

Not that I mind mom and daughter erotica, especially not trashy porn looking mom and daughter, but I guess they have so many followers on social media, they prefer pretending they are a Kardashian….

She is essentially a nobody who photoshops the fuck out of herself, you could have got her to post your skinny tea for 200 dollars about a year ago, but who wised up and increased her hooker rates to 10,000 or more per post, not that anyone is paying that, but they may eventually, she’s got a lot of followers, likely from Russia or wherever she is buying her followers from, but the interesting thing about seeing this real life picture of her, is seeing just how fucking weirdly shaped she is, how mutilated her face is, and how photosopped she is.

I am all for these no names trying to make it and semi-getting there – because idiot media buyers and casting people hire them thinking they actually matter because they matter on instagram even though they don’t matter anywhere…

Good cheesy nude hustle though.

Posted in:SFW|Sierra Skye

2018

27

Feb

Ariel Winter ‘s Pants Are About To Explode of the Day

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I’m sure you’ve seen this before, it’s common practice for fat chicks, whether they are rich or poor, upper crust, or gutter bitches……they can’t admit that they are a XXL, and still buy a small or medium, because leggings – THEY STRETCH – only for their whole ass to be exposed while walking down the street ass out – in denial…and when they hit the gym like that and do squats, really testing the integrity of the leggings, that hold on by the fucking thread, in ways they weren’t designed to do….magic happens, if staring at fat ass is magic to you.

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