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Maya Hawke’s Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger’s Hard Body Doing Archery of the Day

2018

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

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I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex worker in Vegas with a rocking body, who has seen some shit in her quest to getting to this level of “celebrity”…which is really just knowing the old timer paparazzi and staging ridiculous stunts of the paparazzi…giving them the feeling of relevance when the pics get published…I find it way more fascinating than all the insta THOTS THOTTING around…

This Ana Braga was in the Phoebe Price circle, along with a few other weirdos who do the same paparazzi hustle, and they are the only thing that are pure or real in Hollywood to me…seriously…whatever this is…it is wonderful…

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2018

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Titties in a Red Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne brought out some titty in a red dress because Bella Thorne has titties…I am not sure if her titties are real, people say they aren’t but whether they are or not, they have been a good marketing tool, and if anything it’s nice to see that tits, fake or real are a good marketing tool…it’s nice to know that even with this MeToo movement and feminists and fat girls getting loud about being people too…which I am not sure if they genetically are….a set of tits can still be used as a marketing too…and in a lot of ways…I hope her tits are fake because it will mean that girls still think they need big tits to prosper and are getting tits to make their dreams come true…like the 90s….because you can change the conversation about tits, and women rights, but ultimately, we are still primates and love tits.

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2018

Feb

Miley Cyrus Tits for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Here’s our girl Miley Cyrus, and by our girl, I mean America’s girl Miley Cyrus, even though I am not American, I can still reference her as all that is America, because I believe her lie that she’s from the heartland, or the south, and really represents what America is about, like all country music acts….

When really, she’s just a pop star, shameless Disney trained attention seeker, who basically sprawled her vagina out as often as she could be be as controversial in her quest of exploring sexuality to sell product…

Which is the real American dream, or best represents America, if you look at anything American, despite the Christian mask of the country, it’s where every one is a dirty sexed up whore for money, and can still spin being a good Christian…

In Miley’s case, she just talks about her country roots, and not her daughter of new money Billy Ray, raised in Cali, working for Disney, living in mansion, being rich as fuck….so fucking country….but people buy in….

While I stare at her legs mad there’s no vagina lips like there used to be…

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2018

Feb

Maitland Ward Made 30k of the Day

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The other day I was laughing about how disgusting Maitland Ward looks, and how ridiculous her whole instagram / social media tactics are, while knowing from my STATS that she’s the most popular person I post, so popular I’ve tried to recruit her into doing sex tapes that I broker, because I truly believe her fans will pay….

I guess I was right, because she put up her PATREON link, something I should do, or would do if I was a chick who got half naked seducing my male fans with my sloppy old lady tits, and as expected she made 30k….a number I am sure she’s shocked about, and that she will continue to work hard to get…I mean 30k is legit money for someone who just posts a pic, not even a well shot pic, in her underwear…I’d be doing it all fucking day.

So 1800 people gave her 30,000 dollars….maybe my dreams of the sex tape with her are over….sex tapes not starring me…because sex tapes are so impersonal…while tipping a chick feels real for the desperate men she’s found…and I gotta give her props…30k is a new car, rent, some new lingerie, food…it’s legit money…good job for someone who found her niche.

I like to think I helped make it happen, in all my support I’ve given her by questioning what the fuck she is…I mean just 2 years ago – she was offering to let dudes fuck her up the ass!

Let this inspire other girls with a dream, because apparently if you believe in yourself, no matter how many people point and laugh, it will work out for you…it happened for Rita Ora…and now it’s happened for Maitland Ward…it’s a valuable lesson…dreams do come true…

I am going to start charging her for promoting her.

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2018

Feb

Niykee Heaton’s Doing Good Things of the DAy

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Niykee Heaton is some shameless internet celebrity – who apparently has a record deal – along with her massive following of dudes who like a girl with a thick ass…

I stopped paying attention to her, because it got boring seeing her show off that thick ass – trying to get recognition in the hip hop world…remember she had a record deal (with Justin Timberlake I think)….

Since then, she’s jacked up her face hard, and her getting naked for views involves NIPPLES IN MES TOPS ON INSTAGRAM…cuz she’s more than just an ass, she’s also tits with a playdoh looking face….and remember an artist with a record deal…

Who am I to discourage that kind of behavior…I love it!!

I must give thanks and celebrate that the world, and women in general have come to this point…

I am sure that my entire life I’ve wished “what if girls were more easy going, or at least more like the strippers I get lap dances from, instead of so uptight and annoying”…

I know I have begged for nudes when it wasn’t a thing and now I don’t even want to see the nudes, because it’s a fucking thing…a think they post on social media…

Dreams Came Fucking True…but it’s just funny…because they are more annoying about their FEMINISM…while reducing them more to being the sex objects they pretend they aren’t…empowering…SURE IT IS…

Super weird looking though….

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2018

Feb

Titty Flashing in Puerto Rico in a Mini and Other Videos of the Day

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Booty Flash During Wheelie

Tranny with HIV Turns INTO a Dragon

Burka Gets Caught in Motorbike

Cute Orphaned Bear! Donate to : OrphanedWildlife.org

Toilet Stall Creeper Part 1

Toilet Stall Creeper Part 2

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2018

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the entire night scrolling the instagram feed…just scrolling instagram…something I hardly ever do, especially not for hours at a time…and I realized how many hot half naked chicks there are, but I already knew that…but I also realized how every single person posts the exact same fucking thing…and then to polarize the slut pics they all post some shit about women power or empowerment…and continue to post the half naked shit….along with MEMES that aren’t even funny…but I think people find funny..because it’s like some weird insular inside joke that only instagrammers understand….and the whole thing freaked me out…but not as much as leaving my house and seeing everyone around me scrolling to see these same pics and actually pulling something out of it, like satisfying something in their soul seeing this shit, seeing what some asshole set up for themselves in their scamming…

Obviously, Zuckerberg has won so many times over, but I think….this nonsense will be overthrown soon enough when people realize they are essentially working for the shareholders of FB, like pawns who can’t even get their fans to see their shit and all these whores are SCRAMBLING…not realizing it’s not a democracy…you’re on some publicly traded company platform you idiots…it’s not some hippie commune…morons…half naked morons…

Here are some steplINKS in the morning…

Cute Girl – Epic Fart Compilation
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Fitness Celeb Trainer…Tracy Andersen – Rich Off Fitness – in a Bathing Suit in Miami…
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Does Minimum Income Work…
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Barbara Streisand Cloned her Dog
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Kardashians Try to Shut Down a Mom and Pop Shop because they are Evil
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20 Million Dollar Telescope
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Chinese Kid Breaking Elevator By Peeing on It
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Kylie Jenner’s Mom Mobile is Not a Mini Van – It’s a 1.4 Million Dollar Ferrari Because This Family is Vile…
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Dude VS Speed Cam is Hilarious
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Cop Stealing Prescription Pills
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2018

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Porn is so accessble…..and it’s making the world really fucking weird…

I remember when we’d have to watch porn as a group of dudes after someone stole a video from their dad growing up…and it wasn’t a homo circle jerk thing..it was a “how do I get that to take home to jack off to, without being the last on the line”…or when one friend got busted shoplifting porn but giving me his stash before he left…that I had to hide under my mattress…it was this really magical thing to own. Worth more than gold…

I remember when I worked at a porn distributor in the 90s and everyone I knew, friends, family, girlfriend’s of friends of mine thought I was a fucking pig exploiting women, when I was just working in the warehouse….

Now kids are filming pornos of themselves, porn is cool, it’s more hardocre than ever and I’m here not running a porn empire like I should have been since I’ve been around it all these years…

Porn…ruins lives…and ruined my life by me not just getting into porn early internet…especially since everyone advertiser I try to get money from thinks this is a porn site…I feel like a whore labeled a whore who isn’t a whore…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Ryan Seacrest Accused for being a Sex Offender – Which he is according to every girl I kno whe has fucked – Again – But That Will Go Away Since He’s A God that Can Do No Wrong….
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Bella Thorne Rockin’ Body
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Jenifer Lawrence and COlbert Drinking Togerher Last Night – Not that Interesting
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Elle Fanning Social Media Fitness gear
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HOOD OLYMPICS
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Ellen Gives Jimmy Kimmel Some Rich Person Gift
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Old Man and his Pimped Out Well Dressed Dog
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The Kardashians Sue a Small Bakery – Because they are EVIL
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T-Bone of the Day
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Elle Fanning Cameltoe
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This is Jennifer Lawrence’s Boyfriend
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Ariel Winter Camel
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Stacey Dash is Running for Congress
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Amy Schumer Promised Eternal Blowjobs for the Length of her Marriage in her Vows cuz She’s a funny Girl…who I want to See Die.
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Cara Delevingne in a Bra Top
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Tila Tequila has Partnered up with Christ
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How a Circuit Breaker Works in Slow Motion
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Martha Hunt Photoshoot that Sucks…
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GIGI HADID Mangled face Leaving a Hotel
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Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter is Terrifying
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Elizabeth Banks Rich as fuck Showing Cleavage
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Pregnant Ratcow is So Ugly
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Hey Remember Angie Everheart
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Lottie Moss – Panty Flash
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Hot Chick in the Bath
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Hot Skinny Girl Naked on the Patio
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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ASian Making Eggs Whilst Suckign Dick
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Hot Black Lookign Girl Showing TIts
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Some Chick Getting Naked with Monster Tits
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Animal Trap VS Ballz
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HARDCORE SLUTS EVERYWHERE!!!! AND I LOVE IT
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Best K-Pop Pussy Flash
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The Best Big Titty GIF of the Day
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2018

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Nip Slip of the Day

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I wasn’t paying attention to the internet today, because it’s pretty fucking boring, but apparently, Jennifer Lawrence brought out her nipples to her premiere of the movie she makes a fool of herself in with a shitty Russian accent, because she’s addicted to showing her tits…

ALL GIRLS, especially attention seeking actresses, are filling a void…and when they have their nudes out there, the ice is broken, and all they want to do is bring their tits out more and more, no matter how they pretend it is exploitative or them being robbed of their dignity, and that they are taking charge of their nipples..

The quirky weirdo, annoying and overpaid starlet, loved realizing that a whole new audience came through after seeing her tits, and she loved it…so she keeps bringing her tits..really all she’s good for as far as I’m concerned…

I accidentally saw her drinking, shoeless on Cobert and I thought to myself, this girl has a fucking ego so big, I can’t wait for it to all end, I hope it all ends, and not just cuz she’s Amy Schumer’s friend, but because she’s the worst….great tits though..

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HEre she is not showing her tits in Vanity Fair…

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2018

Feb

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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I accidentally saw Demi Lovato doing some public service announcement about her bi-polar disorder, how to live with bi-polar disorder, how she felt debilitated from Bi-Polar disorder, but never successfully killed herself due to her Bi-Polar Disorder, thanks to being rich and famous and having resources to save herself from what some may called being a spoiled, entitled brat, just being a giant baby because they don’t have real responsibilities other than being the dancing monkeys they are…thanks to their parents exploiting them…Needless to say, I didn’t feel sympathy for her, or that she was relatable to anyone with an actual mental illness…but I do like her inconsistency in her messaging, from fat chick, to fitter fat chick with her tits out, sexualizing herself hard….I mean I don’t know what this is promoting, but I know I see tits.

VIDEO:

Here’s DEMI LOVATO Fat in Concert – Because I guess her meds make her swell the fuck up…

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