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2017

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s a very complicated time of year, that final week of the year, where most people are on vacation wrapping up 2017 with a holiday induced alcohol fueled, family filled bang…I mean assuming they have family, while other people are still working because they have shit jobs that don’t take the week off….a time to reflect on all that went wrong the past year, all your hopes for the next year, all your expectations that everything will be the same next year, because they’ve been the same the last two decades…because nothing actually happens for you….I’d assume high suicide rates and conversations like “can you believe it’s 2018 in a few days”…reminding us all how old, tired, depressing our insignificant existence is….couple that with the temperature being -40 degrees celsius and be reminded that shit is pretty much ridiculous as we wait for death.

And here are some steplINKS in the Morning…

Laura Dern the Grandma is Dating an NBA Player Pervert
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In VERY important News Meghan Trainor is Engaged Despite Being Fat
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Sofia Vergara Fishnets…
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Dog Unwraps Puppy for Christmas
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XFL of the Day
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60 Lbs of Weed for Christmas gets Cockblocked…
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Mandy Moore Cleavage
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Sports FANs Vs Security
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Instant Justice
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2017

27

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Christmas is over, but to me it is never over, but trying to get nudes out of people in the northern USA and Canada is over, as all these bitches are too cold to take spread asshole pics…forcing me to be like a SNOWBIRD for nudes…finding Florida based tricks to get me their spread buttholes…because it’s not freezing as fuck…which is too bad – because I like my tit pics with nipples that are trying to escape the host body because it’s cold as fuck….

Who KNows…we’re in a deep freeze and my dick officially just fell off…I knew he was hard to find but now – he’s officially dead…

Send your prayers / butthole pics…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Chrissy Teigen’s 8 Hour Flight to LAX from LAX shoulda Ended in a crash. She’s so Garbage
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Cardi B Defends her Raunchy IG Live – She’s a Stripper
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Some Weird Roseanne Promos…
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Insane Parking Job of the Day
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Eugenie Bouchard – Slutty Christmas
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Kid and His Invisible Box Challenge
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T.I Makes it Rain
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Izabel Goulart Christmas Bikini
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The Top Science Breakthroughs of 2017
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Rubiks Cube Made Out of Ice
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Compilation of Animals Hugging Humans
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Some Bitch Named Emma Forbes in a One Piece
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Shanina Shaik Nipples in a See Through Shirt
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NBC Has a New Sexual Harassment Policy…and it’s not “Fuck the Execs for more Fame and Higher Pay”…but it Should be…
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Twitter VS Rosie O’Donnell
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Instagram Model in a Bikini
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Bloopers that Happened filming Death Scenes…
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Ambulance Stuck
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Hulk Sculpture Timelapse for the Virgins
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Kanye West Got Kim K Stocks for Xmas
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Be Tough. Wear Bullets!
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From the Forum

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Madison Beer Looks like a Jenner in her Crop Top Slut Outfit
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Ariel Winter in a Velvet Dress
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Cameron Diaz and her Lame Boyfriend
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Corinne Olympios Bikini
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Nudes in Movies…
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace Bikini….
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Louise Redknapp Worth a Fuck
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Fake Celeb Cum Shots – 20 Mins of Weirdness – Avril Lavigne 14 mins in is my Favorite
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Girl in Car Masturbates Hot
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Toe Suck Blowjob
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Jiggly Tits Down the Fashion Runway
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Huge Tanning Tits
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Fetish YOU Wish You Didn’t Know Existed
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Big Boobed Teen and the Hitachi
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Throwback Christmas Nude Shoot
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Bottle of Booze in the Anus
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Some Naked Bitch and her Punching Bag
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Spank the Pussy the Replay.
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A Group of Bitches in Panties for XMAS
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Awesome Tits on some CHick
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Girl in Lace with Amazing Body gets NAKED
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THE BEST IN SEX
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Bi-Polar Woman Prescribed a Good Cure to Bi Polar Disorder
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Masturbating Chick with a Nurse Hat On
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2017

27

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Vogue Portugal of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio may be old as fuck – but she’s still getting half naked for money and I guess as much as we can point and call her desperate, holding onto the dream, like when you run into someone you used to work with at the Grocery Store when you were down on your luck and took a bagging job and they are still working at the Grocery store 20 years later…some Ground Hog Day shit, only much more exclusive, luxurious and filled with multimillion dollar deals that lead to other multi million dollar deals…allowing her to have kids, raise kids, and a family, while still being a slutty half naked model….in a world where people think it’s so hard to be a woman…seems pretty fucking easy to me…all you gotta do is look good and good things happen for you.

This is a shoot for some Vogue shit…

Alessandra Ambrosio was in a bathing suit for instagram…

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2017

27

Dec

Lea Michelle Shows Legs on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know why all women think they have the right, or the duty to pose slutty on the internet, but EVERY single girl, even those you don’t want to see in slutty poses, are self producing slutty content for the internet…

I know that Lea Michelle can’t be slutty, because she’s a dude, and there’s a double standard, if a man fucks all kinds of people, he’s a stud…if a girl does the same…she’s a slut….so unfair…such a dark time we live in…the patriarchy and misogyny is everywhere…but I guess for Lea Michele it works out nicely, because with this uprising of women rights, sexual liberty and most importantly, gender ambiguity or gender fluidity, or people with dicks aren’t necessarily considered dudes unless they want to be…gender is a choice or something…allowing her and her weirdo stage parented legs to tuck the testes in, pretend she gets her period and is a desirable sex object for men to fuck even though she doesn’t release those child bearing pheromones actual women do when ovulating…you know…TO SUCK US IN…

But she does have legs she’s showing off on Instagram.

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2017

27

Dec

Pia Mia Slutty for BASIC Magazine of the Day

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Pia Mia is some US Guam, American by default, you know thanks to her parents dropping off at the Military base so they could cultivate her to take over the Mainland American as soon as she was old enough to become a fetish to perverts…

She did the Youtube thing, got a huge following, and was cast in important Christmas movies like SANTA PAWS…and somehow morphed into some fake titty hip hop video vixen….from young asian looking slut trying to be a Disney kid…to a rapper trying to be Nicki Minaj…or something…

It’s not that impressive, these pics aren’t slutty enough, but she’s definitely the most accomplished person born in US Guam that I know of…at least in the being half naked on social media clickbait hustle.

WHERE ARE THE BUTT SHOTS!!!!

I guess what I am saying is that she’s the kind of girl I’d buy used panties from on Craigslist….just to see if it smells like Asian food.

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2017

27

Dec

Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion…

But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god.

A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD.

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2017

27

Dec

Insta-Thot Clare Richards Looking like a Nude Corpse of the Day

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Clare Richards is some instagram nude model who instagram hasn’t deleted for whatever reason…

She promotes some subscription model bullshit where she gets naked for some real fucking desperate dudes who have too much money on their hands…like so many of these naked on instagram girls who take it upon themselves to be entrepreneurial, using their nudity to get fucking paid, and like Cam girls, they get paid for it…as they should, to at least encourage the non nude women to deliver the goods when they realize being a waitress or school teacher is way more hours of work than pulling out their tits…

I don’t usually promote the nude models trying to get paid…because it’s so obvious and shameless cash grab…that leaves me unsatisfied…when we live in a world where you can get nudes for free, but I figure it’s the holidays…why not help these women live the dream by posting pics of their tits…like I’m their Christmas Miracle.

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2017

27

Dec

Alexis Ren Christmas Tits of the Day

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Like all whores, Alexis Ren celebrated some Christmas, only her own variation of whoring involved her bolt on titties in a tank top…which is pretty subtle whoring, she must be one of those religious type of whores, who doesn’t realize she’s a whore, but rather an artist doing the work of Jesus through the use of her tits, you know spreading the message of the lord, like she was spreading her legs for brand deals a few months earlier, only…it’s Christmas time and that’s about baking and being with family…and other wholesome shit…but Christmas is over, New Years is near and the WHORING will be back…in full force because it is all she knows…

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2017

27

Dec

Alison Brie Being Sexy of the Day

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I still don’t know who Alison Brie is…I don’t watch her show about women wrestlers…I didn’t watch her show on Communities… but I have posted on her a few times before because I do watch pop culture tits…and she’s got tits…that she’s exposed in her new show because that’s what fame / acting / being a woman with tits is all about…

I have written very important things about her like:

“She’s got tits I’d like to smear on the cracker that is my penis like they were a nice slice of creamy brie”…

That’s about the extent of my genius.

I am so genius with my analysis of the Hollywood born and raised actress who was once a birthday clown who failed and went mainstream… because like tits, I also love cheese…

Her real last name is Schermerhorn….making my BRIE joke…my BRILLIANT Brie Joke…obsolete…like me….but it’s nice to see that not everyone is obsolete as she keeps her relevance up doing whatever she does…in this not so hot shoot…

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2017

27

Dec

Izabel Goulart Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Veins above the cunt from fitness….is the new fat chick model with fat spilling over her bikini bottoms on some Ashley Graham shit…because the fat photoshopped gunt has lost it’s appeal and I want musculature to imagine cumming on…dripping through her abs and muscular pelvis…without risk of finding a donut lodged up the cunt…

Izabel Goulart is fit as hell, she works on her body and has no body fat and that, in and of itself is erotic in an era where 50 percent of the population are lazy as fuck pre-diabetics…

Some Brazilian sex worker…doing good things reminding America who made her lots of money how fucking fat they are.

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