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2017

21

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Got the titties On of the Day

Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home…keep this thing alive…so we can see what she’d call her evolution, but I’d call her inconsistencies and lies to get people to buy her shit, like a manipulative entitled cunt you know she is.

I am not a fan, but I guess the face injections and working out is doing alright for her…so lets support that cosmetic treatment shit…

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2017

21

Dec

Lili Reinhart & Camila Mendes, the girls of Riverdale, Trying to be Hot of the Day

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I have watched at least one season of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst but that use cliffhangers to rope me back in, even when I don’t care, leading to me spending 20 hours watching a season while drunk….

I don’t find either of the main characters hot, the blonde Betty Fat, the Veronica a troll with no neck, who looks like a bulldog..

The only one worth jerking off to is the redhead, and they forgot to put her in these pics…idiots…

I’ll post them because this is a hot show, these girls think they are hot, clearly…they aren’t that great…but better than anything you’ve fucked or will fuck…so maybe you think they’re the best…I can’t tell, because I don’t know who you are my only reader.

Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Brooke Shields in Some Magazine in her Underwear of the Day

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Brooke Shields is the reason I thought Andre Agassi was a homosexual…because for the majority of her life and career she’s been a big burly dyke…

Brooke Shields has only really been good in her underwear in Blue Lagoon when Hollywood made erotic movies with teens, and didn’t go to jail, what the fuck was that sex offense about…weird…I can’t imagine that ever happening today…which is a good thing…we don’t need more perverts jerking off to underage girls..

But we also don’t need more perverts jerking off to Brooke Shields, she’s had her time, even if she’s got this new face thanks to botox and a body I guess she works out cuz she’s got nothing better to do..

It’s some shameless ego nonsense that could have been “aging gracefully”…but I guess all these people like to be clickbait, it’s part of being famous….or “once famous”…

I’m not into 60 year olds in panties or bathing suits ever..not even on tropical cruises…shit terrifies me…but also makes me feel young and fit…comparatively…but these are pictures and not a cruise, and they should have never happened…that’s all.

Spread eagled too? What?!

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Dora Madison Burge Instagram erotica of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is not famous, but apparently she’s on TV, on a show called Chicago Fire, that is not to be confused with Chicago PD, or Chicago Medics, or any of the other Chicago based emergency worker shows that I guess are some kind of franchise or trend…because the people who watch TV are Midwesterners.

I don’t know if she’s got an important role, or if she was just an extra, but I do know she takes pretty racy instagram pics of herself fully nude, because she was previously on Friday Night Lights, and must have had that taste from fame 9 years ago, and now that she’s got a shot at it again..she’s going for it….

Keep going for it girl….Get it.

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2017

21

Dec

Alexa Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Child Star, Spy Kid, Alexa Vega who you may have masturbated to like you were Robert Rodriguez, the director of Spy Kids, back in the 90s, is a grown up now, she’s also a mom because she couldn’t land any actual acting work, and I guess she’s also an instagram exhibitionist since all women like to be parading around and objectified and judge, especially when she looks this good, or when she’s got herself some facetune/photoshop to ensure she looks this good.

But that baby in the background’s not looking to right though…

Posted in:Alexa Vega|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Courtney Stodden’s Spread Ass of the Day

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Courtney Stodden is all things good in the world or at least all things good in AMerica.

You can be some 40 year old stripper, lap dancing for some older hollywood actor, in whatever small shit town you’re from, and next thing you know, you can angle yourself as an underage bride to that same actor and get the tabloids obsessed, even though you’re not underage child bride…on some mormom shit…but rather a sex worker…

The tabloids fucking loved her, ate her up, loved the bullshit story and perpetuated it…and she made enough money to get those bolt on tits, to really look like a sex doll, before becoming one on video after the hype faded…

You know with cam shows, spread assholes, it’s wonderful…..but sad…but not that sad…I mean what did the world really expect her to do….

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2017

21

Dec

Demi Rose Nude Shoot of the Day

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Demi Rose, is some chick who I guess fucks the editors at the Daily Mail, because people I know who read the Daily Mail, or at least watch their snaps on snapchat, which is still a thing, always send me posts on her, and I know nothing about her, other than that she’s some gutter looking Kardashian, with a fat ass and face titties, from the UK, who I guess is a call girl, or porn chick, on the Sugar Baby circuit, possibly now getting paid because of all her followers, but clearly a fucking sex worker…

This is some hyped up nude shoot she did that I feel obligated to post…even though I still don’t know what her deal is, or why she’s got so many followers, this look isn’t that hot, but I guess dudes like anything that look like jacked up comic book characters……so cheesy, photoshopped, weird looking…fake….but I guess people are into it…so here is her bullshit.

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pussy Grab of the Day

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Overrated, Overhyped, Over Marketed, Candice Swanepoel…is on vacation, because her life isn’t already a fucking vacation thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her hype man all these years, investing money into her and making her pretty fucking famous – and rich in the process…thanks to her hot body…and face..she’s a babe…

But still overhyped and over marketed, considering she virtually does nothing….except maybe get pregnant…

This series of photos is called braless as a protest to her bra company owners, up on some South African Slave of the modern era, cuz she’s not black, airport airplane boarding, hard nipple, white pant pussy grab….an inconvenient name, but pretty much exactly what’s going on in here.

I like that her husband / baby daddy / makes her carry her own bags..itchy puss.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2017

21

Dec

35 Year Old Lucy Pinder Still Does Glamour Modeling Calendars of the Day

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Lucy Pinder, one of the more famous Glamour Models from the era of Glamour Models from the UK existing, is now 35…

She is also still putting out Calendars, which goes to show you how pathetic and typical men are…to still follow a model even after the magazines she was in folded.

But more importantly. that they still buy Calendars, in an era where their are cellular phones and google docs.

I guess it is a gift idea for your Pinder Fans, or maybe her clientele are just old out dated fucks who like the tits, and who haven’t actually got into cellphones because they are 80….and half retards…

I mean I don’t know why the self promoting Calendar still exists, but I know these girls in them are doing it for some cash grab…she here’s the monster tits in her mid 30s for old times…doing a cash grab….and I like it.