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2017

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When hiring hookers, I used to always think that the crazier girls were the best girls…you know the ones jonesing, shaking, with the dead eyes, you know exciting, at least to have sex with..but then one day some ravage savage of a girl who I guess took uppers or bath salts to help bring out her crazy….tried to bite my dick off..and not in a good “she uses her mouth like a fucking palm sander” way…young grinding you down to a smooth nub…but in a thinks it’s a demon trying to kill her or the world that she needs to rid the world of while screaming some sort of religious shit, speaking in tongues shit….tried to knock me out and eat my testicles….shit…

So now, when hiring hookers, I look for the defeated, fatter, lazy ones you know will just lay there and not say much….half dead..ready to be your willing hole because she doesn’t know what’s going on…

Not that I use hookers, I’m a married man and I don’t even leave the house but….if I did….because being married is a fate worse than death that by default makes you want to fuck everyone because you cant’…

I’m just giving Christmas Holiday / Christmas Day / Brothel Christmas Hooker advice for those of you alone and tired of jerking off…

Because “IT IS FUCKING CHRISTMAS”…and this is my Christmas Mirak

Here are some morning links…

Neighbor From Hell – Woman Spray Pants Her Neighbor’s House
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DiCaprio’s New Pussy is DeNiro’s Big Titty Clickbait Kardashian Friend
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Slutty Chicks Do Golf Tricks
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Celebrity Christmas Cards are as Terrible as You’d Expect – Accept Sarah Stages, She’s Good
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Motorcycle Robbery at Gun Point
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Scott Disick Bought His Ugly Kardashian Kid a Motorbike
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Eva Longoria in a Silk Dress
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Insane Clown Posse are Still on the FBI List
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Check Out Our Holiday Gift Guide
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The Champagne of Rollies!
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2017

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Muslim Guy who was humping a pole in the club, getting cockteased by a girl with a fat ass, teaching him the american booty dances…shaking her ass all up on him….rocking the grind the pussy on his leg…and the poor guy couldn’t take it…like the time I worked at a pharmacy with a March of Dimes horny retard, and I’d tell him the cashier had nipple rings, dude would go nuts…he couldn’t take it…yet here we are on the dancefloor giving a horny guy – who likely fucked a goat in his youth…an erection for over an hour…like he’s some novelty act…but when he moves his hands over her crotch a little too tenderly…she calls rape…and it reminded me of

Slutty Golf Whores
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The Prince and His Sugar Babies
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Meryl Streep Doesn’t Support Raped Women
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Woman Caught Stealing with Baby Stroller
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Sofia Richie is Scott Disick’s Sugar Momma
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Sofia Richie Hard Nipple
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Girl in the Thong Bikini of the Day
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Leo’s New Pussy is Deniro’s Step Daughter – Cami Marrone
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Scarjo is Not Hot
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Katy Perry is Disgusting
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Track Palin Beats women
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Sara Sampaio Nipples
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ICE Fails
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Jane Fonda – 80 and Erotic
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Some Hooker Named Val Fit in a Bikini
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Lady Gaga Tranny Show
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Nelly is a Sexual Assaulter
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Guy Hears his Girl Fucking
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Liz Olsen – ZIT Face
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Candid Moments with Library Girl…
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Amateur Meat of the Day
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Donnie’s Feed and Seed
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Ashleigh Gee TITTIES
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Pussy Flash
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Greek Tits of the Day
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Picnic with Page’s Big Tits…
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Slut in a Cheesy Construction Hat
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2017

20

Dec

Rihanna Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna got the nipple out….that’s all I have to say about that…girl is a billionaire from the projects in the islands…and clearly a mental case because of that…from sex worker in her teens to super star….where does that leave her now…pulling out that tit for photos…which I guess is a great place to be.

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2017

20

Dec

Selena Gomez in Workout Pants of the Day

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Selena Gomez got the hard nipple in the tight workout gear….because Selena Gomez got a new Kidney and all of a sudden a new face, and a new her…

She’s one of the most uninteresting clickbait stories of her generation, just dickmatized by Beiber, only to end up in rehab numerous times, garbage….who think she’s the fucking most important person ever…because society made her feel that way…even with her terminal disease…but girl’s rich and will not die…instead…she’ll just jack up her face and tits…to look like an instagram girl…trying to fit in…because she never had a childhood…sad tits….

She’s a brand new person…literally…just as uninteresting…

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2017

20

Dec

Den Mother Sofia Vergara in Fishnets with the Titties On of the Day

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Sofia Vergara got the big mom tits, in fishnets and fuck me boots, like a traditional hooker from the streets of Colombia…moved to America like some drug mule disguised as tits, only to buy her carer with coke money….and putting her into the mix with Ariel winter and the other one, training them how to be titty clickbait too.

She’s a very important figure, highest paid actress, of our generation…

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2017

20

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Latina Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Demi Lovato’s thickness doesn’t offend me, I think it’s kinda hot, and I’ve never been a Demi Lovato fan or pervert creep creeping on her in the history of my pervert crreeping, I just always thought she was a bottom feeder built like a bulldog, who had to be a lesbian based on her structural build alone, and who turned out to be a bi-sexual bi polar – product of child exploitation from her family….and look at her now…out in the fitness gear…looking like she’s got that fat booty on….and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that if you know how to use it…and don’t have to listen to her bullshit attempt to be inclusive to all women…when really she’s out there trying to be an instagram whore…

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2017

20

Dec

Paris Jackson Panty of the Day

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Paris Jackson is in some panties…or apparently this is Paris Jackson, I have no idea whether she’s Paris Jackson or not, and I guess either does she because she doesn’t want to take the DNA test that reminds her and the rest of the world that she’s not MJs legit kid, but rather some mooch living off his empire because he was weird and “adopted” her, hoping she was a little boy….but instead ending up with some girl putting her weird self out there in boy shorts…

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2017

20

Dec

Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit…

I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright…

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2017

20

Dec

Irina Shayk Titty Cowboy for Love Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia…

The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires, or fucking billionaires, no longer seductive spies, but just as manipulative and tactical, using it to get fucked by pop culture, since Brad Cooper and Ronaldo are pop culture and making a life of that…for yourself because you’re hot Russian bride…

This is for Love Magazine, I hate promoting their shit, they don’t promote me, and it’s not that good, but it’s Irina Shayk fetish is stronger than my hate for this clickbait….

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2017

20

Dec

Katy Perry in Renaissance Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess Katy Perry was out to prove that no matter what era she channels, in costume or whatever, she’s still bunk as fuck, bootleg, unattractive, as shit….

No matter how hard she tries, and she is fucking trying…she’s still very difficult to jerk off to…and really fucking terrible to listen to, probably one of the worst

Yet she’s rich, people suck up to her and bitch has no idea…I hate everything about this monster…

She’s a shit fetish, even grosser than a german one.

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