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2023

17

Oct

Christina Aguilera Has the Big Tits of the Day

I always fancied myself more of a Christina Aguilera fan than a Britney fan, which isn’t really being a fan since I hated all their music, especially the aggressive howling that Aguilera did, but strictly in a “who looked like a better fuck with the better fake tits”….

Aguilera, the tiny fake blonde chick with the bolt ons was just a level of trashy and sleazy that spoke to me, while Britney’s whole aesthetic was pretty fucking bulky….that was until Aguilera herself got bulky and spent the last 15 years looking like a fucking pig….a big fat ate her feeling pig…

It’s safe to say that she either ran out of money or realized how easy it is to make money as an Aguilera, so she’s got herself on what I assume is Ozempic, or some other weightloss miracle that slimmed her body down but kept her fake tits.

She’s now got a Vegas residency where she’s getting paid, she’s likely got a new album and these are some Behind the Scenes of the new video she’s dropping, ina CHECK OUT THEM TITS….

At 42, she’s finally got back to where she was at around 25 when I wanted to fuck her, not run from her because I feared her sitting next to me on the bus, which wouldn’t happen because she’s rich and doesn’t take the bus, but you know what I mean, fat girls are vile and not hot, so a skinnier Aguilera is a better Aguilera even though she’s old now…but clearly old is better less fat.

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2023

17

Oct

Trying to Look Down Kate Beckinsale’s Shirt of the Day

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Crowd favorite Kate Beckinsale is still bringing the hotness, like she doesn’t realize she’s 100 fucking years old, because she’s a vampire that just won’t fucking die…even though her pussy, which I liken to being her soul, is likely dead a few times over, weathered like a 300 year old corpse…but that’s just how I feel about most 50 year old rich kids turned LA actresses with mid-level talent that got them into higher profile projects, including but not limited to Scorcese’s Aviator.

I am sure this is a lot of AI, AR, technological advances in photography to give the illusion that something is hotter or younger than it is. It’s also probably thanks to vanity, diet, exercise, taking loads on her face, taking young cum inside her for their youthful hormones she needs to rot less aggressively or at least to mask up the smell of her rot….

But the truth is, she’s still lookin’ hot to me….and I hate old chicks and know she’s an old chick, so clearly some sorcery is going on here…..

Here she is doing some weird lesbian sex / New Age weirdness:

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Here she is in selfie form.

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2023

17

Oct

Helen Flanagan in Costumes of the Day

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Do you remember Helen Flanagan? I barely remember her by my only friend the HOMESEXUAL Stefan who may be a fed, because he’s way too into the tits seems to remember her, so you probably too…she had big tits.

If you don’t remember her, she’s a now 33 year old mom of two, who started as an English actress and became an English Glamour model on bootleg reality shows, only to go back to her acting, barely.

She began her big titty career on Cornation Street, which is one of the longest running shows in British TV, that I know about because it always played on our free government funded channel and sometimes when hungover you were forced to see how the working class British live according to the soap opera.

So she started on the show at 10, back in 2000, which means a lot of pedos have probably masturbated to her even before she had tits….but when she officially got tits and got too old to be jailbait, she left the show at 22 to become a Glamour Model….which is a weird trajectory for an actor, usually you stick to the acting and avoid the whoring the tits out in Lad Mags and for the Paps.

She still reprises her Cornation Street role sometimes, seems as recent as 2019, along with shitty reality shows and she’s still got her tits that I’ll assume she uses to sell exclusive content where the real money lives!

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2023

17

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The only activity that I do is go to the grocery store to get food that I hope kills off my fat wife…for some reason, the whole obesity thing that you’d think would kill a bitch after all these years, is really just a slow fucking burn that has imprisoned me….all my hopes, dreams, plans thwarted by the bitch who pays my rent not dying despite taking that calculated approach to the relationship all those years ago thinking she’d be gone by Y2k….FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS OUT isn’t it..

SO yeah, on the way to the grocery store, I see non stop tight pants, non stop on bitches of all ages…

I even did a steplinks post on the elderly bitches I’ve been seeing in tight pants, we’re talking chicks over the age of 35 who still have hot asses and nice long legs in their tight pants, which fucks with my head….even older bitches, I’m talking in their 50s who we all know are basically dead on a sexual appeal level…like they only get fucked by older dudes, weird fetish dudes, or people with no other option…yet there I am staring at their ass and pussy in the tight pants…

What I am saying is that tight pants are my only joy.

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2023

17

Oct

Britney Spears and her Stripper Pole Celebrate her Timberlake Abortion of the Day

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Britney Spears is going viral, or I guess trending since she’s pretty much always viral thanks to being Britney Spears, one of the last great celebrities of our time.

She’s not getting people excited or concerned about her knife tricks, playing her best dancing Puerto Rican gangster with his switchblade in West Side Story….theatre kid shit…

She’s not posting hot pics from her rumored vacation to Brando’s Tahitian island where he was a reclusive that they’ve turned into some luxury resort….

She is trending because she has released information about her abortion with Justin Timberlake’s baby.

So back in the Justin Timberlake / Britney Double Denim romance that we all thought was for media attention since Timberlake how to be a poofter, he apparently spilled some sperm inside her, I assume from another man’s ass farting in Britney’s direction, or maybe from him autofelating himself before going down on her….and to deal with the pregnancy they didn’t want to happen because there was more money to be made off these two, they killed the fucker, the way all these pro abortion people celebrate.

We live in an era where making dead baby jokes gets you cancelled, but actively pushing for the right to kill babies gets you celebrated as a feminist hero…

All this to say, it was clearly a satanic ritual, ripping the baby out of Britney like she was Rosemary and the real news is that in her prison they keep her in, that badly lit, sleeper cell looking prison she’s in, there is a stripper pole….

Exciting stuff….right.

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2023

17

Oct

Colostomy Bag Influencer of the Day

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My friend Stefan, who we assume is a closeted homesexual or a FED trying to lure me into some kind of trap, wrote me a great joke about the girl with the colostomy bag has the cleanest asshole, which I don’t know is entirely true since you’d think the whole getting the stoma bag would be mean having your asshole sewn shut, so that there wouldn’t be any weird discharges, but there would also be no entry point making a clean asshole of any real value…

Well, as it turns out, we’re in a world of influencing being the number one GIG economy job that feeds one’s ego.

We’ve come to a place where oversharing is the key to life, that’s your hook, your lack of shame your power and for some reason it sucks people in.

So instead of feeling shame about a medical condition, or a medical contraption that exists because people have to get them, so people out there have them, they treat it as a way to empower themselves, market themselves, monetize themselves…

It’s a “I can’t shit like a normal person, but I have a bag that catches all my shit that’s totally visible and thus seen as disgusting, but my quest is to just prove to the world that it may be a shitty thing, literally, but you gotta look at it with a positive attitude and see it for what it is…..a new hole to fuck”.

I’m paraphrasing here, but how about some STOMA BAG erotica for you clean asshole shitbag lovers…and it’s not like she chose to have this done like some kind of transgender cutting his dick off, it’s kind of a forced situation and embracing it probably a better way to live….plus it’s a new hole to fuck!

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2023

17

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about the header bikini picture, because it’s a little too cartoony and terrifying. The bastardization of fat chicks by sucking the fat out of their stomachs and applying it to their fat asses disturb me. It’s some clown looking insanity that is not very human…

HOWEVER, I will not let that throw me off when it comes to girls being shameless in their bikinis, wanting that clout and attention that the bikini wearing gets.

The bikini pic is basically the foundation of the internet, definitely of social media and when the CIA was building this thing out, they knew how half retarded our half retard brains are, that we’d turn into babbling titty loving idiots drooling over bitches in bikinis, which just lures other bitches to get into bikinis, until we’ve seen so many bikinis, we end up gay.

It’s a conspiracy bro…..and here’s a random compilation of random bitches in random swimsuits that aren’t so much for the fashionable learning about trends, but more for the dude into staring at half naked chicks in swimsuits since they haven’t turned us gay YET….

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2023

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I realize that I’m an old expired fuck. I know that the best days are behind me. I know that the hot pussy doesn’t even want to upset their father’s by bringing me home for family dinner because I am older than their dad….

But I am still totally shocked when I find myself checking out long legs with nice asses in the grocery store that belong to someone over the age of 35.

I talk myself out of it, like “what the fuck are you thinking dude” that goes against everything I believe in my core.

I’m not a “I get older and the chicks stay the same age” enforcer, but I fucking hate when I find a middle aged hot….it fucks with me in ways that I don’t appreciate.

So to the 3 old ladies who clearly work out and wear fitness pants to show off their skinny legs, their round old lady asses that aren’t just rounded from the diapers, and their cameltoes that may be easier to cameltoe due to all the kids and sex they’ve had, you know fucking cans of beans on camping trips cuz “they can” kind of pussy…..I REBUKE YOU and cleanse my soul with stepLINKS…

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Alexandra Stan Struts in Her Lingeire!
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Alex Scott See Through to Nipple and Underwear!
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SI Model Christen Harper Explodes Out of a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Allegedly Buys a Suite for the Rest of 2023 To Watch her Man Kelce!
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Upgrade Your Dog Walking With These 5 Items!
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Cardi B Does Skims!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: HIPHANE
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2024 Chevy Goliath (AI TV AD)
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Dangerous Near-Death Moments Caught On Camera
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21 Hilarious Pictures That Will Definitely Give You Some Trust Issues
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Katy Perry’s Jaw-Dropping Cleavage Steals the Spotlight in Dolce & Gabbana “Devotion” Fragrance Campaign 2023
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Testing The Droop Nose Visor On A Concorde Airplane
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46 Attractive Curvy Ladies
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Bristol Woman Seen Opening Fire Inside A Police Station
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Emily Ratajkowski Gets Cancelled!
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Charli XCX Promotes Her New Song Using Her Nipples!
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Jennifer Aniston Nipple Pokies While Showing Her Favorite Equipment!
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Craziest Fails Caught On CCTV Cameras
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Paige Spiranac in Green on How to Fix the Green!
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Olivia Dunne for Sports Illustrated October 2023
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WHAT IN THE LOOOOL
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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY …
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Some Of The Most Satisfying Clips From All Over The Internet
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Sexy Pirate Sensation: Paige Spiranac’s Alluring Display of Ass and Boobs
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Noah Cyrus is Ready for Halloween!
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Jennifer Aniston’s Dimly Lit Sex Scene!
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Why Conical Train Wheels Are Absolutely Genius
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45 Facts To Browse Through In The Shadows
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PIZZA WITH EXTRA SPIDERS
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Chloe Ferry Camel Toe in a Bikini!
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Jared Goff’s Birthday Dance with Model Girlfriend!
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Some Of The Nastiest Groin Shots In The History Of Boxing
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Debbie St.Pierre Gets Relatable!
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Car Passenger Keeping Their Feet On The Dashboard Gets Injured
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Ronaldo to Receive 99 Lashes for Hugging a Disabled Woman in Iran!
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Bonus Butts #404
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Random Collection Of Memes That Will Catch You Off Guard
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SLUM FIGHTS E91
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Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift Bro Down at the Game!
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37 Appealing Females And Beer
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Actors Who Started Their Careers With Horror Movies (19 pics)
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Iskra Lawrence Wears See Through Lingerie!
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Compilation Of The Fastest And Most Skilled Workers
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Nelly Furtado – Fashion Magazine – November 2023
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Sophie Turner – Filming Joan in Spain
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Taylor Swift – Seen out in New York
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Blonde With Nice Titties (GIF)
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Lily-Rose Depp Topless in Episode 2 of The Idol!
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Jennifer White in a Hat!
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I Did NOT Consent to This
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April Love Geary – Leaked
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Masturbating in Field
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Operation Pussy Destroyer
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Mia Nix Showing Her Secret Side!
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24-year-old hottie brings her friend to her first porn casting
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Australian super model … with ample breasts!
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Naima Rodric nude in Overdose (2022)
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Explicit real-sex scenes from the Danish film “Needle boy” (1 HD video)
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August Skye Nude in the Sunlight!
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Movie Theater Fuck
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7 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Big Booty Pounded (GIF)
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Catherine Bell Nude
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Jenny McCarthy Nude for Playboy Remastered!
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One of the most beautiful bodies… we saw today!
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Sophie Letourneur nude in Voyages en Italie (2023)
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Dad shares his redneck wife with his drinking buddies
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2023

16

Oct

Leni Klum in Lingerie of the Day

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Heidi Klum posted some THROWBACK POLAROIDS OF HER AT 19 YEARS OLD , which was reportedly over 100 years ago, and that are really not nearly as impressive as you’d hope they would be, if anything she looks perfectly fucking average at best, but I guess that in that era, most girls weren’t shameless whores trying to get attention, money and live that model party life that has paid off many times over. If you don’t believe the polaroids of a 19 year old Heidi are that shit, CLICK THIS LINK TO CHECK THEM OUT….

Anyway, in her years of whoring around, making millions of dollars off brands, rich guys and lining up her future career as a TV producer and host, she let some of those rich guys drop loads in her and created LENI KLUM the bastard child with the tits….

I think Leni is by far the most interesting thing to come either inside or outside of Heidi Klum, it’s almost as if she’s a product of Eugenics, which I used to say about Heidi but now that I see her at 19, I think there may be some other extraneous strategies involved in her hot look….like PLASTIC SURGERY, not strategic breeding!

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2023

16

Oct

Milf Monday of the Day

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Milfs aren’t what’s for dinner but they should be “bitch, what’s for dinner” because as a mother, that is one of their key chores and most important mom duties…other than being available for sex after the kids are put down for the night….and raising the kids properly, with solid morals and values, so that they do better and have better lives than her….most notably…not resorting to posting nudes on the internet for money…..to pay for that baby formula or whatever the motivation of trying to find your mom sex appeal while being a mom, calling yourself a MILF and taking naughty pics of yourself in hopes some poor shit with mommy issues takes the fucking bait and SUBSCRIBES.

Yeah, I’m more into moms being moms and taking that seriously, I already know they are whores from the fact they took loads that stuck to the uterus hard enough to impregnate them, I don’t need to follow-through or follow-up act to lure me in…save that for the SWINGERS parties MOM…

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