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2018

19

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Weird Ass and Weirder Face of the Day

Ariel Winter is a monster….

From Child Star….who was once seen as cute with her Mickey Mouse round looking face…that hit puberty…

We call it the Haley Joel Osment disease…that so many Child Stars before him have dealt with, the being cute…turned monstrous, but forced to continue being on TV because of a contract…only this one, Ariel Winter, and her massive tits, that she’s cut off and that have grown back…has tits….

Ugly face…Ugly Body doesn’t get in the way of a Monster Mash getting paid…because of the TITS, even in the era of everyone pretending they don’t look at tits, even though people pretend they don’t…SILLY…

What did she do to her face?

TO SEE THE REEST OF HER PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE

How about some workout…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

19

Feb

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted this picture to let her fans know that she’s got some really big news to announce…and that news is that in this climate of inclusivity, giving everyone a chance to be something dudes jerk off to, while intellectualizing it, and putting some Women’s Studies 101 spin on it, the whole fat chicks being in bikini magazines and Demi Lovato was a fat chick, right before all this happened and the world spun around and became this #MeToo….and when it happened…she got hot and slutty…all made up to become an instagram whore.

I love that the girl who advocated no make-up monday, is so made-up and photoshopped, that she’s a cartoon version of herself…you know that that actually looks hot tits out…WILD.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

19

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Church Slut Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit Christian, her dad is some Jesus freak, their family friends are Jesus freaks, his business partner is the My Pillow Dot Com weirdo Jesus Freak…her friends are weird Pastors with their own Jesus Cult, the wife walks around with her tits out, then baptizes people like Bieber….because it’s all nonsense….and tits get hits, even for the Jesus weirdos…

This girl is a bootleg Kardashian, waiting her turn for the other girls to burn out, and in the meantime posts pics of her pushing out her tits…as JESUS would want it if he wasn’t gay…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Uncategorized

2018

19

Feb

Man is having Sex with a Statue and Other Videos of the Day

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I love this Masseuse…and his YOUTUBE channel

Man Wipes Ass with a Brick

Man Caught Taking an Upskirt Pic

Subway Employee Gets Into a Fight

Pornstar Used to Protect the Harvest

Man on Pone VS Fountaine

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s President’s Day….which means you get to bang black women in your Abe Lincoln outfit, if they consent to it off course, this isn’t the 1800s you asshole and the Slaves have been freed..a momentous moment that you should ask every black girl you know or see to reenact….

Oh shit, this is Washington’s Birthday…I am Canadian….EVEN BETTER….pretend to be his adopted son and father some biracial babies…TODAY IS THE DAY!

All while being black history month…SHIT….

Or you could just got and get some President’s Sale deals at the mall – while looking at how fat the new generation of Victoria’s Secret shoppers are…not enough look like the instagram models I assume all 20 year olds look like…TRAGIC

What is the country and its people turning into…no day like President’s Day to have a deep hard think about tht one…

Here are some morning LINKS…

People are getting Killed at Black Panther Premiere…
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Alicia Vikander – the Flat Chested Tomb Raider
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Fergie’s National Anthem is Terrifying
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Some Polish Tranny Looking Monster
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Pole Dancing on a Lamp Post
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The Winner of the BAFTA Awards is…
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Lowes Truck Causes Massive Accident
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Kate Middleton Wore Green to the BAFTAs and the World Got Mad
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Horse Not Afraid of the Wolf
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Russian Gangster and his Tattooed Cat – is Very Upsetting…
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2018

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was thinking about being sober this weekend, you know giving my liver a break, but I never have good ideas, so I’ll just stick to drinking the next 48 hours, in my prison that is my basement apartment, because I fear leaving the house in winter, because the girls aren’t half naked enough to motivate me off the couch….even though I saw two girls in very short tight skirts walk by my apartment today, but it may have been a mirage…my brain is some sort of pile of mush that would imagine sluts in the snowdrift outside my window…cause that’s how depressing I am….so instead I will sit at the wall and try to figure out why I am not an instagram influencer…the only job that seems to matter….more important than jobs that require actual work…

Look…Im going Viral with 32 shares…32 fucking shares…what the hell happened to the interent…I remember when it was so different, so much better…..and nicer to me…

Here are some steplinks, while I practice my mirror selfies….you fucking faggots.

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Marilyn Manson’s Meltdown
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Paris Hilton Wants to Reproduce
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Brittny Ward is a Whore
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Jennifer Lawrence Blouse Undown at Schumer’s Fat Wedding
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Psycho Uncle Destroys his Football Playing Nephew
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Weird Robbery of the Day – No It’s Not the Brick Throwing Video
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Smashing Pumpkins Going on TOur
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God Kate Upton is Disgusting
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Trashiest Nipple Slip of the Day
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I Spoke too Soon – There is a Trashier Nip Slip
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Terrible Mom Lets Kid Do Whatever He Wants
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MOuntain Bike – Crazy POV
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Elton John Gets Beads to the Face
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Mayhem on the Ice
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Bella Thorne has a Music Video
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Angelina Jolie Pokies – Even Though She’ Cut Off Her Tits…
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Weird Video of an Asian SLut Singing to her VR Playing Husband
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Mercedes VS Tram
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Dumbest Figure Skating Edit You’ll See Ever
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THE BEST OUTFIT ON A FAME WHORE EVER….
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Andrea CORR looking hot in a Bikini….
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Lana Del Rey in a Magazine…
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J.Lo Monster Ass Shopping
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Rat Cow is So Fucking Ugly with her new Boyfriend
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Jodie Sweetin Tits in a T-Shirt
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Lottie Moss Still Mooching Off Her SISter
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Carmen Electra Cleavage
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Nicole Scherzinger Tranny Tits
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Madison Beer Attention Seeking
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Hardcore Girls Being Pretty Hardcore
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The Weirdest Porn Plot Ever
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Twitch Streamer’s Nude Videos
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Standing Hitachi by a Kansas City Fan….
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Crazy Sex Toy and Porno Deal Just for YOU – USE CODE – DRUNK
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Best Tits of the Day
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Naked Chick by the Water
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Greek SLuts
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Weirdo in his Tub of Mcdonalds
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WET SEE THROUGH PANTIES!!!
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Dumbest Nude Shoot EVER
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Big Titty Finger Bangs
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Amateur SLUT
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Triana Iglesias Lame Nude Shoot
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Big Natural Tits
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2018

16

Feb

Bella Thorne Slutty of the Day

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Look – it’s a Bella Thorne photoshoot of Bella Thorne in slutty outfits posing slutty like some kind of sex worker, which makes sense considering most sex workers were molested as children, and Bella Thorne, not officially a sex worker, at least not in the traditional sense of the term…she doesn’t do porn, she doesn’t do hookering, but a sex worker by my standards because Instagram titty hustling is porn to me, as is being a Disney star of a Disney show, it’s fucking perverted as fuck and the reason wy this girl sexualizes the fuck out of herself…when she’s not showing off her gross acne, or hanging with her muppet boyfriend mooching off her celebrity to get himself ahead, the K-Fed no one notices because Bella Thorne doesn’t matter, despite thinking she does….

Here’s her young fit body.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

16

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old.

That’s all I have to say about that.

It’s Friday, write your own damn post.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER MONSTER ASS CLICK HERE

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2018

16

Feb

Sophie Mudd Insta-Thot of the Day

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I don’t know who Sophie Mudd is, I follow her on instagram and probably have for a long time, but I don’t really check instagram because I hate instagram, it’s some bullshit egotistical platform for idiots to post pictures about how awesome their bullshit fabricated for social media lives are, but more interestingly, a place for models to get their start at posting half naked pics, which in and of itself is great, but get old fast, and it is also a dating site where pervert rich guys seduce these models posting half naked pics, but I just don’t care about anyone to log into that shit to see all the shit..not to mention it supports Zuckerberg who is the devil…

But this Sophie Mudd, in all her weirdo hormonal imbalance glory…has something pretty magical about her…a thing I call monster tits on a small frame, what we loved about Jennifer Love Hewitt in the 90s before her, because big tits on a small frame are always fucking great…

Sophie Mudd, pushing 1,000,000 followers, working towards being the next Alexis Ren…good times….

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Mudd

2018

16

Feb

Blake Lively Goes Bottomless of the Day

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Blake Lively is trying to make some kind of post pregnancy comeback – showing off her fitness body…but girl’s so eager to get back into the jerk off material cycle, passed around like a slutty actress in the masturbation rings that her fans participate in, so eager she forget her dang pants…

I don’t like her horse face, but I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, I’m not too into this one, but it is here and in her 30s….pantsless.