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2023

14

Sep

Tinashe Got the Pussy Tape On of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Tinashe is….but her name rhymes with “Who The Fuck is She” which is probably about as profound as her lyrics, since I assume she’s a singer or rapper, in this world that lacks culture, quality, emotion, soul, spirit….that’s filled with mindless zombie retards on the fucking nod, or at least on anti-depressants that might as well is the nod….you’d think that a retard like me would have a little more success manipulating their half retard minds…yet here I am sucking at life….all while sitting on gold lyrics like “Tinashe, who The Fuck is She”…

It doesn’t matter who Tinashe is, she’s doing the Electric Tape project, which was a thing about 10 years ago on social media, where a dude would tape up all the whores in skimpy outfits made out of tape. I think the Kardashians even did it.

For some reason, I call a lack of originality, that shit is trickling into the mainstream, popping up at fashion week and now at the VMAS…where tits and pussy get taped…..

The tits look good, the pussy probably better off taped, you know to keep the demons inside from reaching their arms out of it to grab a cocktail at the open bar event…

Let’s just hope she removes the tape in slow motion on video…as part of some exclusive content feed…because if you’re going to tape your pussy shut like some sort of submissive weirdo, document the UNBOXING….in all it’s ripping the pussy apart glory….

All this to say, racy outfit, luckily the kids aren’t watching the VMAs like they did when it was influential, they are too busy watching rape porn….or cutting off their tits and dicks…

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2023

14

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops….

In the competitive world of being a woman, which is really the pressure they put on each other to live up to their own ideals of what men actually want….

Sometimes their only super power to win in the battle of being a woman, is the tits since they all have a pussy they are willing to use for the right opportunity.

So the Titty Drop is a venue for these chicks to fight it out based on who has the hotter tits, the bouncier tits, the most fun tits, the most creative and being flashed tits….

It’s a place where they go head to head, or tit to tit, to say “Look at me, give me the attention, subscribe to my feed, jerk off to me, not that other bitch”.

Unless it’s just hive mind shit, where girls see other girls having fun doing it so they hop on, but that’s always because they think they can do it better, since the girls who don’t think they can do it better don’t bother….

So here’s some ego tits trying to win our hearts and I LIKE IT…

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2023

14

Sep

Shitney Cummings Aint Got No Pants On of the Day

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Shitney Cummings is a scam, at least according to me, which is meaningless since I am not an authority on anything, my criticism of celebrity culture and the whores that partake in celebrity culture is not accredited, licensed, or authoritative…I’m the same a fat angry lesbian leaving a mean comment on instagram, only this idiot pays to host his own fucking website that doesn’t make money to do it….all while setting myself up for lawsuits when these whores decide to come after me for calling them whores, since they aren’t official whores and that’s defamation, even if I see it as doing my satirical commentary as a commedian of the internet…that no one considers funny, or comedic…..

But yeah, I don’t think Shitney is funny, I think she was a slutty chick trying to make it, saw that comedy was an easy way in, like when girls who can sing do country music and rise to the top, she leveraged it to great heights, with her TV shows that were hits, so she obviously knows something about the retard mind she manipulates….

Despite being rich, successful and an icon in her own opinion of herself, she does low level internet content, probably runs an Onlyfans as s comedic hook, cash grab, cuz you can never have too much money….and despite being pregnant she still brings the nudes she likes bringing….because that’s how exhibitionists work….

So she’s sexualizing the whole getting knocked up, having sex come to completion, despite being 100 fucking years old, with a uterus you’d otherwise thought was dead….but I guess we’ll see how dead it is if the kid comes out autistic or retarded….

Either way, PREGNANCY NUDES…inappropriate and vulgar, which I think is her whole comedic hook to begin with, so it all makes sense!

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2023

14

Sep

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, or what the conspiracy theorists who run a targeted attack against the sun, thanks to being middle earth aliens, figuring that if they can dim the sun, the climate will be better suited to their reptilian ways, so they’ve managed to get the media on board, recruit experts they fund, create an industry around sun protection, and industry around cancer caused by sun protection, only to blame the sun for the cancer, because many people with skin cancer use sunscreen and say “but I use sunscreen”…..

So yeah, tanlines, nature’s highlighter, showing us where the body is exposed to the elements, and the parts they kept private, hot….

But to the sun haters, the tanlines are the proof of future cancerous death….that looks so good before it turns into those cancerous welts they are waiting for…

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2023

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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There are too many hot chicks going to waste in this world of freaks and trannies taking over, the one thing we need is good old fashion creeper misogyny to fight the fucking dark forces of hot girls dating girls being lost to the dark side…

I’m talking hot girls on testosterone who cut their tits off and fuck with a strap on cuz the clit’s not big enough, or hot girls who now date or marry or breed with girls on testosterone who cut their tits off and fuck with a strap on cuz the clit’s not big enough…..you know hot chicks finger banging their boyfriends and eating their pussies in some weird dystopia….

So, I’ve never been the kind of guy to lick a public bathroom toilet seat after seeing a hot chick leave said public bathroom. Sure, I’ve thought about it, or joked about it because hot chicks have that impact on me, but to actually go through with it is just crazy….

I have never been the kind of guy to brush up on a hot girl in the grocery store, pressing my erection against her back when she bends over, or put my crotch, all stinky sweat pants in her face.

I’ve never been the kind of guy who jerks off in the bushes watching girls in the park do yoga in their yoga outfits, all downward dog ass up in the air…But I should be to let them know that I care. Give them that toxic male energy that they are now getting from women on testosterone to claim our balls back…

Make creepy dudes creepy on girls like the olden days great again….or don’t….let society collapse…what do I care….we’re too far gone.

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2023

13

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Jennifer Aniston is in Maui searching for bodies, or trying to stake her claim on some new property for when the rich buy up all the land that wasn’t covered by insurance…..

I just know that the old as fuck dinosaur is old as fuck, past her prime and even when she was in her prime, was an overrated product of marketing.

I don’t beleive anyone actually thought she was hot, or interesting or fun to watch, we were just fed her big hard nipples, that I assume were prosthetic and ran with it like the perverts that we are. The media LIED, it manipulated us for their personal gain and we FELL FOR IT…

The media told us she was a babe, the hottest strong jaw around and we didn’t care, we just wanted the hard nipples..

So now that she’s old, menopausal, childless, she’s actually pretty sad, those tits never latched on the way nature intended because she had a career to commit to…while being as blown out as a mom who did….what a waste of a womb…

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2023

13

Sep

Leni Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….I am willing to turn this site into a Leni Klum fan site since she’s the most interesting thing to happen in the last decade of posting about celebs, their kids and other random whores…

She’s a product of Eugenics, her ancestors Nazis, but it wasn’t their fault, that’s just what being complicit fucks is about….

She’s also without father, despite these videos being form her father’s yacht, but he probably only signed her up to being his daughter after he saw how big the tits are…

Her mom Heidi Klum, her adopted father Seal, her real dad some criminal italian billionaire who fucks Heidi Klum so hard that he denied knocking her up…

Now she’s on a mission to keep Heidi’s womb relevant as one that made these amazing tits, but not posting her tits nearly enough to really run a fan site on her….but when they happen, when the tits are released, even recycled content from her trip last month, I bring them to you, because they are important.

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2023

13

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls…like alt girls…are a little on the terrifying side of things…

I don’t think weed’s all that crazy, or that it necessarily reduces the quality of life, or makes you all schizo, even if it makes a motherfucker a laid back zombie who can’t be bothered or phased….

I just think ladies producing content around smoking weed, like it’s a sexual prop is weird….

Are they trying to big deal out of weed, like brag that they smoke weed, in a world where it is legal. Are they being ambassadors to the lifestyle MAN, or they are so involved in weed culture that they need the world to know they smoke, like it’s edgy?

I thought the modern take on ALT or GOTH was becoming trans and cutting your tits off, not this soft weed smoking approach…

Is it cheesy and unstable…..are they medicated, down to fuck, just trying to make money, just trying to manipulate the weed smoking man….

Shockingly, they aren’t too lazy, high, or mind numbed to partake in some sleazy self produced weed content because it’s probably better than an actual job….and they need that money to buy that weed bro…

Here’s a bunch of weed girls…

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2023

13

Sep

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the crowd favorite, making the news this week because now that Danny Masterson was brought down for rape and Ashton Kutcher defended the homie, because the handlers have dirt on Kutcher, the world, including the Masterson rape victims are calling out Kutcher, who we have all collectively hated since his inception and celebrity…dude’s a fucking loser no matter how hard he wins…more retarded than his retarded twin brother..

Anyway, part of that dragging of Kutcher is pulling old clips where one stated how keen he is, dick in hand ready, for Hilary Duff to turn 18 so he can fuck her, like Duff wasn’t fucking pre-18, to get all the jobs she got as a teen star at Nickelodeon amongst the perverts…

Duff’s sexual prowess has led to kids with multiple men and now big tits on her bus driver cross fit body in the pool, or spy, doing some ice bath, the trendier version of the ice bucket challenge, where she is freezing her genital warts off….

Hot mom tits…for an old hag past her prime, at least according to Ashton, who LIKE EM YOUNG.

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2023

13

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Yesterday, I did a tribute post to TIGHT PANTS, where I really fixated on the PUSSY EATING THE TIGHT pants which I am pretty fucking into when it comes to tight pants. I figure if I can see a stranger’s pussy, or at least the volume of those pussy lips being squeezed out of either side of the theme of the pants, I’m a better person for it….

All fucking pussy mound and cameltoe of strangers matter…to a pervert like me…

I guess, there’s no real point in fixating on the pussy wedgie a second day in a row, but the reality is, I live a pretty fucking repetitive bullshit life, where days turn into weeks, into months, into years, and I’m still doing the same commentary about bullshit like pussy wedgies, instead of writing my fucking memoir, which will be about me writing posts on a computer about pussy wedgies, or going outside and trying to source some pussy wedgies before it’s too fucking cold to see the pussy wedgies, cuz the pussy gets wrapped up in insulation…

So maybe doing these posts is the better option..

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