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2018

05

Jan

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tries to be Sexy for Fashion of the Day

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s crusty, dumpy and like Lena Dunham gets naked…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I did like seeing her pee in Secretary..but that was 100 years ago.

Here she is in a Throwback AP shoot trying to be sexy

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2018

05

Jan

Megan Irwin Slutty Shoot of the Day

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Megan Irwin is possibly Steve Irwin’s daughter, posing all naked or naked enough because the dad died when she was young, eaten by the wildlife he used to exploit to get rich, and she now has daddy issues….

Not to mention, she’s used to the good life, he was a big fucking star in his zookeeper’s outfit….and she’s forced to post seductively to get the bills paid, or people to follow her, because she fears the predators her dad used to exploit, but not scared to exploit herself…for that same audience…

She’s used to that good life…and the good life comes from this…

Then again, Megan Irwin may not be Steve Irwins daughter and this post was a waste of all of our time.

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2018

05

Jan

Kate Beckinsale in a Bra of the Day

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Old as fuck Kate Beckinsale….the mom of some slutty 18 year old college girl…who nerds and weirdos know and love from being in some Underworld movie about vampires and all the sequels…

My theory is that she could potentially be a vampire because she doesn’t age…and still looks like she looked when she was a younger mom…but then again, maybe it’s just testament to breeding young so that the body bounces back…or Plastic Surgery, or her whole existence is about conditioning herself to look good but I’ll stick with vampire theory…it makes more sense to her LARPING fans…not too busy LARPING to notice her.

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2018

05

Jan

Paula Bulczynska in some Random Magazine with THEM Titties of the Day

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Paula Bulczynska is some Polish model – who is probably not an actual model – but more an instagram model – but what do I know about models…who AM I to decide what an actual model is or isn’t…she is signed with an actual agency….

I just assumed because she’s in Poland – she is a sex worker….her great set of tits who gets naked in photoshoots whether in Poland or international – for legit reasons or not – all tits are legit…

She is hot and hard working….because of communism….and has great tits….

I am going to campaign for her to be the next RAT COW….great tits, less vapid American trash….

Here are some pics….

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2018

05

Jan

Russian Dating and Other Videos of the Day

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Pervert Ass Grabber

Car Fire of the Day

Man Steals Woman’s Phone – Gets Hit By Taxi

Happy Monkey

Robber Gets Locked Inside Store

Billboard Takes Out Some Mother Fuckers

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever lay in bed at night alone – wondering where it all went wrong – remembering past sexual conquests or maybe those almost sexual conquests that could have totally changed the overall vibe of your life – you know if you found that love from that girl in High School that you were both too young and stupid to really dive into…or were you always a loser…and the only sexual conquests or almost sexual conquests you have had were based on your masturabtion tactics…getting all acrobatic and daring with the shit…like some Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O Jackass of masturbation…whether you do or not, I don’t really care…we’re all losers in some aspects of our lives..even the people who have it all figured out, the ones who just made million on BitCoin or other silly start ups…have aspects of life that they’ve failed on…so you’re not a failure alone…but a good way to win is clicking on these links..

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2018

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got this email today from a girl with a link to one of her nudes…

These pictures were private for my ex husband and of me 20 years ago. After we divorced he started a abuse campaign against me. And started posting my pictures in the internet. I am taking legal actions against my ex-husband but in the meantime the pictures are being spread all over the internet.

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Charlotte McKinney got the Big Tits On
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2018

04

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez Nipple of the Day

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Nothing says Happy New Year, Welcome to 2005, like a Michelle Rodriguez titty flash, you know since she was only relevant in 2005…I mean except maybe for a minute where there was fucking Cara Delevingne in Cara Delevingne’s quest to be famous, and Michelle Rodriguez’s attempt to get some media hype in the tabloids so people rememebered her overly muscular dude-like body is still a “sex symbol” worthy of some action films where she does her own stunts cuz she’s a dude…a dude with a dark nipple being flashed…

You probably like this, you sick fuck…

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2018

04

Jan

Elle Macpherson’s Old Lady Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Sure, Elle Macpherson’s old lady ass is kind of looking like it’s melted into her lower back, as asses tend to do when it loses any muscle mass and turns 55 years old, but Elle Macpherson will never be too old for me, even though she’s old, especially since she’s still skinnier / fit enough / starved out harder than most women these days thanks to all the laziness, sitting, bad eating, and ability to photoshop themselves….

BUT…the reason I feel an emotional attachment to her is pretty simple, in 1989, she was the bikini issue from Sports Illustrated when it mattered, this babe was the hot Australian star, and I came across the VHS, she was in see through bikini….Kathy Ireland got the cover that year, but Elle Macpherson was jerked off to a disgusting amount thanks to porn not being readily available….

SO…she’s got a place in my heart…she represents a pure, innocent time when models were still hot to me, and not just clickbait clickbaiting on social media for followers.

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Posted in:Elle Macpherson|SFW

2018

04

Jan

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears has been allowed out of her cage for some vacation time in Hawaii, but what you don’t see in these pictures is the dudes with the cattle prods 15 feet behind her, in the event she tries to pull a Point Break and run out into the ocean for freedom, or really do any stunt to try to escape the prison she lives in…thanks to parents wanting to control the money.

You know, give her a Hawaii vacation in her medicated state and girl will be like, “I’m on vacation, I took a plane, I see a beach, I work so hard and get to celebrate that work, because I am a slave for you, you being my dad, like every family in the western states do…because we don’t need a passport to get there”…

Poor thing…exploited like a human trafficked 12 year old…right before our very eyes, in public, like nothing is happening, thanks to the world being a bunch of passive fucks taking selfies…to blind to see the girl is suffering here…but too medicated to know..which I guess isn’t suffering at all…ignorance is bliss….

She’s pretty fucking hot…I am a fan.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW