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2017

14

Dec

Bella Hadid Plays Up the Titties of the Day

Bella Hadid and her totally restructured, fat injected face, went to some basketball game in a low cut shirt, and sat courtside because she’s Bella Hadid and very relevant and important this year thanks to her dad buying her career…I guess she realizes if you put your tits out for the players at your courtside seats, the media will document you, and you can possibly land a boyfriend, or at least some black dick rolling through town, while your at it, because why not fuck the already black loving model who isn’t a model but looks like a hip hop video vixen / sex worker, when she’s pretty much begging you to do it…you’re a pro athlete, that’s kinda the point…..

I guess she’s out trying to make a dude jealous, cuz there’s no way she’s this into basketball, and her lack of acting skills makes her shit pretty transparent…

Here’s some of her social media.

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2017

14

Dec

Lisa Appleton’s Spaghetti Shoot of the Day

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Fat Pig Lisa Appleton has put together or been involved in what I think is the most compelling campaign or photoshoot for canned pasta I’ve ever seen…

But thats because I am a troll and think all model shoots should star fat chicks, not the kind like Ashley Graham or other fat chicks who act like they are models, but bootleg fat chicks who are essentially taking a shit on the industry, because it’s ironic, comedic and a silly…

I don’t like looking at fat chicks, but I like knowing they know they are fat chicks and milk it like the cows they are…it makes for a good time and we like good times…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

14

Dec

Jojo Posts Pic of Ass in Pants- The World Doesn’t Care – I’ll Post it Anyone of the Day

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What is a a Jojo anyway…other than some silly nickname you give to your kid when they are 12, only to be stuck as the stage name for life, because was famous 15 years ago for being 12, perverts love that shit….And now she’s on a comeback or something…using social media…and I guess booking gigs for her fans that still exist…and singing anthems at stadiums for sports games…you know just trying to make it now that she’s likely burned through all her famous at 15, 15 years ago money….but what the fuck do I know abotu JOJO or her finances, I just know she’s posted her ass cuz I guess she likes how it looks in pants…

Here’s a video of her hard nipples performing in shorts who the fuck knows when…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

14

Dec

Christina Hendricks Titty to her Chin of the Day

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If you’re a fat chick, whether famous or not, whether on TV and masturbated to by perverts or the cashier at the McDonalds or not, so long as you have obscene sized tits, you’re best strategy is to follow this old haggard Christina Hendricks lead and tuck your titties under your damn chin, so that the world can focus on your actual skills, your actual contribution to the world…

She’s 42, no reason to masturbate to her, but you can try…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|SFW

2017

14

Dec

Demi Lovato’s in Mesh Outfit of the Day

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If I had nothing better to do, I would be trying to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato is wearing, what this trend or outfit is all about, not because I am a fashion critic, or like I work for Vogue, or know anything about fashion…but because you’d think there’s something off for a girl who played the whole fat is wonderful, be a lazy slob, turned stripper, or Beauty Pageant queen at the Mexican Easter Parade…

I guess I don’t have nothing better to do, so I did just try to figure out what the hell Demi Lovato was wearing in her mesh outfit…for some Christmas thing…that looks like a stripper, for the kids…the way you’d want girls to look for the kids…to help pave the way for the kids…but I am left disappointed because she’s not crawling around on all fours like a good stripper…right..right.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here’s a great video to watch…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

14

Dec

Emma Roberts Titty in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

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We like Emma Roberts…and by we, I mean I do, and I don’t actually know if I like her, because I haven’t met any of these people, but I do think she’s got a good look for a hipster identity crisis neice of Julia Roberts who probably has daddy issues, but who doesn’t, thanks to her dad being a self involved asshole who won an academy award and faded harder than Dana Plato, because at least Dana Plato died…I don’t know why I chose Dana Plato, but I guess she’s a bad example, I’m trying to get at dying at your peak is better than doing netflix movies for shit money to feed to coke habit and not your kid….because you don’t pay child support, you instead get your sister to get her work….who cares

She’s on the tail end of Basel, because people buy into art, even if it’s nonsense, it’s still got that cool factor…and here she is tit out in a one piece because she’s subtle, bloated, or pregnant….nice.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here’s some social media video

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

14

Dec

Emma Paterson in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Emma Paterson is a very very very important personality…who you should stare at while she’s on the beach in the move convenient outfit…because it doesn’t get in the way of her damn nipples being seen…

You know…good styles…..this Emma Paterson, probably never heard of but perfect enough for this dirtbag pervert…

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2017

14

Dec

Brazil Sex Ed Teacher Gives Demo on Student – what – and Other Videos of the Day

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Walmart Employee Smokes Weed in Front of Shoppers

Topless Dude Gets Shot with Bean Bags…

Woman Uses Mase on Victoria’s Secret Employees

Man Hangs Off Building to Escape Fire

Vegas Cops Shoot a Dude

Christmas Shopping at the Apple Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

14

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life as a dirtbag pervert’s never been so distracting…

You know back in the day, I had to use my imagination and dig into my inner pervert to FIND the pervert dirtbag things to look at, stare at, make inappropriate comments to…

But now I can’t leave my house without without seeing a pair of pants jacked up into a pussy…and I don’t need to leave social media to see the tits..and life is tits.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Check Out the Gift Guide You Holiday Shoppers
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I Like that Salma Hayek Left Out the Donkey Show She Put On to Get Her Career
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Chelsea Handler – Body Shamer
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Daring Unicyclist Tries to Overcompensate for Being a Unicyclist – with a Daring Unicycle
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Katharine McPhee Slutty Bikini
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Black Kids Gets Accepted into Harvard..
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How To Hijack Amazon Prime
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Kid with a Sled Gets a Strike in a Bowling Alley and Gets chased by Fat Bowling Guy…
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CLEAN YOUR DIRTY ASSHOLE
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2017

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may hate fat chicks for being round…But some of the greatest things are round, Like Vagina holes….

I don’t know where I am going with this, but I am drunk from Christmas party egg nog drinking that has made my diabetes wig the fuck out..like I was a black woman in a rain storm…whatever that means…but not like I was Santa, the greatest pedophile of all time who the kids don’t even think is real and when they report him to their parents the parents blow it off as if it is fantasy..or Jesus, the world’s greatest marketing guy, who got people to believe his lie 2000 years after his death…they are still buying his “used car”

Here’s a some stepLINKS…

Salma Hayek’s Weinstein Story..
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Clooney Paid his Closest Friends a Million Dollars Each
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Hero Santa Saves the Day
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Amanda Bynes News of the Day
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Make Ned Flanders Hot Chocolate
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Some Trash in a Borat Bathing Suit
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Nick Nolte is a Fucking Legend
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Elle Fanning Braless
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Bijou Philips Scientologist Nipples
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10 Sexy Books for XXXMAS
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Olivia Munn’s Ass for the Paparazzi is Very Different than the Ass Pic for her Selfie..
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Kirsten Dunst – Pregnant – Who Cares
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John Stamos and Fiance are Having a Kid
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Garage Owner Towing a Public Bus
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Little Bird of the day
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Rat Cow in a Thong
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Artie Lange Arrested
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David Bowie the Last 5 Years – Trailer
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Perrie Edwards Cleavage
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Rose McGowan VS Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms…
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Emily DiDonato’s Boring on Photoshoot…
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Some Whore Named Scheana Marie in a Tight Dress…
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Joan Smalls in a SLutty Corest Lingerie Thing
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Hailey Clauson at at Fashion Event
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Fergie at Some Fashion Event
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Posing Shitty
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From stepSMUT!!

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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Cute Naked Blonde Chick
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Hot skinny Chick with Big Tits
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This Girl Putting Out the California Fires…..With her Pussy
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits in a Slutty Selfie video
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This Hot Chick’s Got a Surprise…
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Snapchat that Pussy Hole
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This Site is XXX PORNO MACHINE Life!!
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Bolt On Tits in the Mesh Bra
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Nude Photography of the Day
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Amateur Porn Girl Does a Weird Interactive Parody of an 8 Bit Videogame
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REALLY SAGGY TITS
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