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2017

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people want to be home for the holidays, or I guess what was once called home for Christmas, before Christmas became non-inclusive enough for all the other religions, who I guess were the Minority and found it rude to not be included in the Starbucks Christmas cup, even though a little pervert climbing down trees to lure naughty girls to be good girls and rewarding good girls with gifts under the tree, instead of into his van has pretty much nothing to do with Jesus at all…or his birth…really…

I just want to be a homewrecker for the holidays, you know find those strained relationships, the ones with the cracks in them from all the years of resentment and jump my 300 pound ass on them, so finding those miserable, sad, disappointed, exhausted women is key…I start at the grocery store, but I see them everywhere, now it’s just a matter of seducing them…or framing their husbands having sex with women to seduce them…but first they have to stop threatening to mace me when they see me outside their houses…or walking behind them in the park…

Homewrecking for the Holidays…a complicated task….but like Santa, I’m committed.

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10 Sexy Books You Should Gift and Get for Xmas
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In Carry Fisher’s Dog News…
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TWO Bros Try to Fight for their Right to Party – at Some City Council Meeting…
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Christmas Viral Video of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Whining About being Sexually Abused
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Very Cute Bat Getting Saved
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Trailer for James Camerons New Movie
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The Racist Bullied Kid that all the Celebs Sucked Up To – Is Such a Good Story I’m sad I missed
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Fat Slob Model – Who Can’t be a Model – Is in a Bikini Being Fat as Fuck
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The Gianni Agnelli Doc Looks good…
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EA Gets Trolled During Game Show
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Wendy Williams Says Azealia Banks Sells Ass for a Living
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Jay Leno’s Mansion is Crazy…
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2017

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the season…..to watch Christmas themed movies, or Christmas themed porn, unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re lighting your candles tonight, and likely counting your pennies…in your mansions….

Or maybe you’re a non believer, in which case you are likely a very miserable and lonely person, if you’re on this site you most likely are, but Christmas has a way of giving us hope, even though it always disappoints, but going into it, there’s that small chance it may not suck..or at least that we can find girls who are alone for the holidays looking for a tree to wear Christmas lingerie under..but the snow is falling, decorations are out, but unfortunately the slutty outfits are not, they all staying inside and you’re not invited inside…and if they do leave all these covered up bitches in public shopping, are dressed wholesome like we don’t live in the instagram porn era…where they are all NAKED..

CONFUSING TIMES for a nostalgic guy like me…

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Selena Gomez Hasn’t Taken Bieber Back But WILL!
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Katie Holmes, John Holme’s Brother, at Some Event in a Dress
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David Duchuvny Fucking a 20 Year old
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Bella Hadid Big Cleavage in Brooklyn…
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Dove Cameron’s Got Booty
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Maga Storm is Brewing
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Get Your Smoke On – LUXURY….
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Some Bitch Named Petra – Naked in Miami
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Nicky Whelan – Nipples
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Dakota Johnson is Fucking Chris Martin the Gay Dude with Herpes from Coldplay…

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Weird Beagle Edit..
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Today Show Ratings Booming Since Lauer Died
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Batali Sex Assaulted 4 Women
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Farrah Abraham is Hosting a XXXMAS party
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Madison Beer Out in a Crop Top with her Titties On…

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Some Shitty New Spider Man Trailer
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Fails of the Week
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Bourdain Knew Batali was a Creep and Pretends to be Sensitive and Care – While Being a Creep
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Nicky Whelan Got Nips
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Scott Disick and Richie Fight in Miami

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Last Jedi Autocomplete Interview…
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Wild Fire Rabbit…Lives…
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Iskra Lawrence – Fat Bitch…
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Romee Strijd in Elle UK
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Aly Raisman in Shorts…
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Kylie Minogue in a Pink Dress
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Girl Sucks Boyfriend in Pussy
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5 Public Acts of Lewdness

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Rat Cow’s Big Tits in a Slutty Selfie video
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Just a Pink Dildo
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2017

Dec

Cindy Crawford Titties in a Satchel of the Day

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Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand, who mooched off her for many years, where she was the rich one, being Cindy Crawford…you know famous pussy for being hot pussy…now old pussy..

I guess when she’s not out whoring her 15 year old daughter to live the life she lived, that paid out nicely, even though they are rich and they don’t need the girl to whore herself out to an industry that will just objectify her and fuck with her self esteem…you know pay for her to become a doctor….but no, vapid cunts breed vapid cunts, look at the Hadids…all these people want that for their kids…it’s an LA thing…

Garbage, but them old titties are being popped out by a satchel, intentionally, like you’re watching a very old college girl, or some busty bitch in a seatbelt, you know titties…poppin…thanks to straps…hotness…if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old.

Here is a video of the mom and daughter clickbaits..

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2017

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Titty of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio posted some clickbait nudes to her social media – but miraculously her account wasn’t deleted. It’s interesting how these zombie women, or maybe vampire women, who never seem to die off, even though they’ve had a career for the last 25 years as a nude or half nude model, while never being that hot…would be a career 15 years too long for a half nude model, but I guess when there’s so much money involved in her and her brand, for the big billion dollar brand, science, diet, biohacking helps keep this going…

I guess they say people will be living for 120 years as a life expectancy, it’s safe to say….they can keep a bitch hot enogu for a while…I guess.

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2017

Dec

Barbara Palvin Stripper Pole of the Day

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I was trying to boycott the clickbait that is Love Advent Calendar, because I’ve been posting their nonsense for years, even before it was on Youtube and I thought, fuck them, they never link me, or feature me, or give me any credit, they don’t even know I exist, yet here I am posting their bullshit videos, letting my MASSIVE audience buy into their nonsense, that is really not very good, if anything it’s just zero thought out crap, produced by people who have scammed the fashion world, and is hyped up as authetic editorial, something all the models want to be part of like a stamp of approval…

But then I saw big girl, looking better than she was when fired by Victoria’s Secret and replaced by Stella Maxwell the Celeb fucker, Barbara Palvin doing a stripper dance..and thought to myself…

Fuck…

I have to post that, because it’s so trashy and lame, it’s not even a good pole dance, it is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION from sex workers, even mocking sex workers, not EMPOWERING anyone, but she says “STAY STRONG” at the end of the video, so it must be about women being strong to come out against sexual assault despite being sex workers, or maybe

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2017

Dec

Brooke Candy is Racy as Hell of the Day

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Brooke Candy is a little much, but I guess you gotta commit to your stupid storyline and really step up the weirdness to go viral…you know gotta keep pushing things to get noticed…so walking around tits out with a strap on in this gender and sexuality confused world….seems high concept…but reminds me of gutter back alley basement porn shoots with gutter drugged out women who need 100 dollars.

I don’t find this interesting, compelling, exciting, funny, or really anything worth looking at, but when a hipster rapper chick pulls out her stupidly tattooed tits, why not participate in her hustle…even if it’s ridiculous on pretty much all levels…except the whole being naked level..because we like naked…even when it’s gross.

I just see someone confused, misguided, failing at whatever she’s trying to pull off, but the funny thing is that the world or her world are so lost and lame that they buy into the nonsense and think they are experiencing art or something real….becaue nothing in their selfie culture is anything but clickbait.

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2017

Dec

Lucy Aragon Does Yoga for the Paparazzi – Not for Attention – For Spiritual Cleansing of the Day

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Lucy Aragon is doing some YOGA casually in Miami, you don’t know who she is, she’s barely an instagram model, but she was roomates with a few instagram models and latching the fuck on…and I guess she’s got the paparazzi of Miami’s card and knows she can PHOEBE PRICE the situation…

This YOGA is contrived, obviously, her existence is, no one just casually does YOGA on the beach, unless they see the paparazzi, cuz they want it so bad…

I assume she’s in Miami preparing for Art Basel, not because she’s an artist, but because she’s into the scene and being part of all that the instagram models she’s befriended are into…

There are a series of events all these idiots all go to, NY Fashion Week, SXSW, Coachella, Art Basel…who gives a fuck you scenester social media fucks…

It’s the sugar baby source..

Her claim to fame is having a snapchat tattoo, because she stupidly didn’t get pregnant from Evan from snapchat…before he was a massive billionaire..

I bet she polarizes it as the orginal Miranda Kerr

Either way.

Shit.

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2017

Dec

Lorena Medina for Playboy of the Day

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Lorena Medina is some naked chick in Playboy after HEF has died and they decided to try to compete with instagram by doing non nude content for a year, before realizing that was a terrible strategy, so instead they decided to take the instagram girls who are already getting naked, and take instagram style naked pics of them, to be like every other instagram account, only with the bunny stamp of approval…you know a legacy brand with nostalgia that allows these girls to feel approved, finally validated, like they made it, even though Playboy is on a sinking ship scrambling and they are just part of that scramble.

Either way, Lorena Medina, naked, not showing pussy, but I bet she does elsewhere, cuz you’ve never heard of her yet she’s here, so she does…because Playboy’s trying to keep it classy and high brow by using low level characters…

Weird, but naked cowboy in a played out shoot…alright.

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2017

Dec

Casey Donovan in a Bathing Suit for the Feeder Fetishists of the Day

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No this is not Ashley Graham or any of the other fat as fuck models who are getting paid to be fat as fuck even though fat as fuck kills.

This sea monster is pushing 600 pounds, possibly in training for the celebrity version of my 600 pond life, but more importantly, she’s at the beach in a bikini doing her best impression of a sea monster…

She’s on some Rachel Dolezal looking shit…but apparently she’s a famous singer..that I’ve never heard of, but that most amazingly of all, she’s only 29 years old…but her organs after all the abuse are likely in their 70s…

Some Momma Cass of her generation, about to die from eating a ham sandwich, terrifying even, but in this body positive era she’s empowered and has confidence to make it out there in the one piece…but where’s the two piece…I guess she needs the one piece to hold the gut in so it doesn’t explode all over the fucking place…even though it kinda already is…it takes a lot more harness that the straps of a bathing suit…

This shouldn’t be seen, she should be at the gym, figuring it the fuck out, not having a fucking beach day…

SHE IS GOING TO DIE….but I know some of you like the BBW…the big girl who can’t escape you cuz of her asthma…I’ve seen it…diaper changer..

But before she dies she’s in a bathing suit…

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2017

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Hard Nipples of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco is getting married again, I don’t keep track of Kaley Cuoco’s vagina or what she does, or puts inside it, or emotionally unstably marries to fill her void..

I don’t find her hot but she’s rich…thanks to winning the lottery that is big bang theory…

I do find it sad that she killed John Ritter, who after watching Bad Santa because John Ritter was a great average at best talent..but a likeable guy…who would probably still be with us if this girl in her mid 20s when he died didn’t contribute to his heart failure while rocking some slutty 90s outfit…

She’s got hard nipples in her fitness gear…

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