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2017

11

Dec

Lady Gaga Dressed Like a Christmas Troll of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking troll, and now she’s dressing like one for her social media, you know to celebrate the Christmas season like a good little Catholic School Girl…the rich kid, who positioned herself as quirky, artistic, different to go viral, and she went viral, I mean she’s a massive “star” because of her lie…a lie that always amazed me…only because I always found her disgusting to look at and all her cries for attention unappealing to look at…her exposed tits for click…not hot to look at…but she figured out how to brainwash the world into getting addicted to her song…on some Josie and the Pussycats stragegy to brain wash people using brain wave music wave sound wave….unfortunately not waves lapping up against her drowned beached body after being thrown overboard…

Not to wish death on a terrible human who scammed charities and who offers little to no inspiration in her self involved, greedy, consumption filled life….but I mean…who’d really care if she did happen to die..the world would be more peaceful.

Unfortunately, there’s a fetish in this.

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2017

11

Dec

Olivia Munn is a Scam in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Olivia Munn is a manipulative troll. Her whole career based on a series of lie. The prime example of a girl telling people she’s hot and in demand, only for them to believe her because they are too lazy to do the background check, it’s an “if she says it, it must be true”…just a fucking lie..

She moved to LA, just worked the scene aggressively, got onto Nerd Tv, always thinking she was better and bigger than that, but forced to get others on board, thinking she’s a bigger deal, and casting her in blockbuster movies…

From low level TV host, to Actress, fuck that…

I’ve heard amazing stories of her trying to troll the paparazzi on the most recent XMEN they just filmed, because she wasn’t cast in the movie but wanted to be, so she got the media to think she was, so that the movie would feel forced to cast her..

I mean clever tactics to get what she wants, you know grab the industry by the balls or someshit, but so silly…so desperate, you’d think her bathing suit pics would be more slutty, you know if you’re low level and eager…fucking bring it….

I despise her, mainly because she has manipulated virgin loser dudes to think she’s into them, only to basically get her to do her homework….tactics the “hot” girl, who isn’t even that hot has always done.

Here are some of the pics…

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2017

11

Dec

Joy Corrigan Nipples of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs,

She’s showing her nipple on the beach in Miami because it’s Art Basel and why wouldn’t she stage a shoot, you know everyone’s there, get those clickbait pics out there for all to see..

It’s called Beach Thotting Around for the Holidays, where girl gets into a bikini and has little to no other skill…but sure can post a bikini pic to her feed for the perverts.

It’s nothing worth celebrating, but if she makes a career out of it, or gets some rich dudes to pay her rent, who the fuck cares, better than working as a barmaid…

It’s all the same pic, different day, but whatever…we like familiar things like NIPPLES.

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2017

11

Dec

Hailey Clauson’s Slutty Christmas of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is the spokesperson for some underwear company, or at least their Christmas campaign, and I guess part of promoting the brand involves posting slutty Christmas themed selfies that aren’t all that great, or exciting, really like some Vana White posing in the product, you know car show girl, instead of working the trade show floor, she’s working it, with zero creativity, zero excitement, zero effort, but I guesss you just have to get half naked to matter on social media and the world…

A hipster model, who sued a Hipster leader, for slutting her out when underage…slutting herself out while of age, just to matter…interesting how that happens…

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2017

11

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Hairy Armpits for Xmas of the Day

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Along with being a face injected, weird looking, tall girl with way too much hype around her – because her father loves fucking models and wanted a model of his own – and she grew up seeing her dad chase models – and like most daddy issues wanted to give her dad what he wanted, you know to get the attention he gave women, to be the only thing in his eye…typical girl bullshit…but at least she was tall and could pull off the scam.

She’s also half arab, and along with the face injected face and the dyed hair, she’s actually a hairy little creature….who is part of some holiday campaign doing some ninja bullshit, kickboxing if you will, because nothing says Christmas like a terrorist training camp…all tactical and ready to go after the Jewish people they hate, but not before they charge them a lot of money to model for them – that she can send back to fund her terrorist camps…

WILD. Edgy. Garbage.

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2017

11

Dec

Ariel Winter’s a Slutty Xmas Elf of the Day

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Ariel Winter is smearing her box on some Christmas Boxes because she’s built like the product of some Mrs Clause who got knocked up by one of Santa’s elves because Santa is a pervert into kids, not old bitches, but more importantly, he also likes a good cuckold, you know some “A black dude banged my fat wife while I jerk off”….only it’s more of watching his elf climb up in her…accidentally creating this Ariel Winter, who was raised on Cookies before being given to Hollywood…

So Christmas always warms her heart, reminds her of her real parents, not the ones who sold her to the TV network, to be some dancing monkey…and it probably warms the boyfriend she’s got who mooches off her too…he gets to cash the fuck in…since she knows if she pays him off, he won’t leave her like everyone else in her life..trauma.

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2017

11

Dec

Sara Sampaio Tits Out for Dundas Magazine of the Day

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Sara Sampaio, Portugal’s own, who Portugal doesn’t seem to know, but definitely take credit for, now that she’s famous on the Victoria’s Secret circuit, is really not that hot, but good enough for a people of Fishermen..

I have a theory that she was cross-bred in a Portugal lab between Adriana Lima and some other genetics to make her not an official clone, but that’s because I don’t trust the Billion dollar a year company to not invest in human engineering…like they prefer paying real women millions of dollars a year, when they could just invest a billion into the DNA modification and get all the women they want for free…IT ONLY MAKES SENSE…

The most interesting thing Sara Sampaio did recently, is complain that a magazine who she shot nude for, posted the nudes photos despite her asking them not to, even though she posted for them…claiming to be a victim of sexual assault, despite being the person who objectified herself, and got naked in the photos, posed in the photos, but when they publish the photos, after signing off on the photos, girl gets mad and hashtags METOO…shut the fuck up Sara Sampaio…and here she is being slutty again, I wonder if she’ll come back and claim sexual assault for these pics being posted…the worst.

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2017

11

Dec

Madison Beer Being Slutty in Notion Magazine of the Day

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Madison Beer, who no one really knows what or who she is, unless they are 12 year olds from Youtube or Bieber who singed her to his record label to exploit like his mom did to him, has some big tits on her small young frame, making her worth everyone’s time…She’s likely from a stage parent family, who exploited her to the creepers early on to get those views, you know like a pageant mom who gets their 4 year old BOTOX, but none of that matters, so long as she manages to continue their hard work and morals and values that they’ve instilled in her….as she goes through life – trying to get as much paparazzi coverage as possible…because that is what matters when trying to be famous…people noticing.

This is some slutty but not slutty enough photoshoot.

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2017

11

Dec

Jasmine Tookes Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Jasmine Tookes is the token Black or maybe she’s Indian, I mean she’s definitely of color to make the brand seem like they are all-inclusive, like a shitty resort I got Chlamydia in the hot tub, at least that’s what I told my wife, it was really in some fat chick I met at the bar while on a family vacation, it’s always the fat ones you don’t think fuck, who you use no condom with thinking you’re safe based on logic, who actually fuck more than they eat cake, because they want it, and never use condoms because other guys think they are the only one fucking them..

Not a problem Jasmine Tookes has, I mean this girl is pretty substantial, I guess trying to build her profile, doing media, targing men, hoping they jerk off to her as girls do….

Lookin’ Good.

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2017

11

Dec

Emma Roberts is Hot of the Day

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Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, is in some photoshoot for some magazine because she’s a celebrity in an of herself…

Sure it was likely not that hard for her to make it in the industry, but then again, her dad’s been trying to make it since he first fell off after winning his Oscar…But I guess a cute girl is easier to cast, especially when she’s not addicted to drugs, self destructive, while in some coke prostitute filled downward spiral…before having a career straight to DVD or no straight to Netflix…to pay the child support checks that paid for this one to grow into the young goddess she is…

I am sure Auntie Julia had more to do with her career really….and that’s ok, who cares how they get here, some people have it easier and better than others, it’s how society is built, it’s not even footing for us all….just care that she’s happened cuz she looks pretty good to me…

I just hope there’s some deep routed daddy issues, low self esteem and self worth….despite having a career. A girl just wants daddy love on her weekend with him….and not daddy in a pile of womens panties with a nose bleed too blasted out of his mind to take her to the zoo.

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