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2018

26

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Side Boob of the Day

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The most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is that her dad is in business with the PILLOW MAN.

If you have TV, you know who the PILLOW MAN is.

Some ex crackhead, turned PILLOW billionaire all through informercials.

They own some Jesus media company, because like many ex drug addicts, they’ve down Jesus.

That’s the most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin.

The second most interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin – is that she’s Ireland Baldwin’s cousin who stole Ireland Baldwin’s dream…

The least interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is that she’s some bootleg Kardashain / Jenner / Hadid, attaching herself to as many of the things they do, to seem like she is as relevant as them, and when they fall off because rich girls are lazy, Hailey Baldwin will be positioned to catch the jobs. It’s boring bottom feeding on a high level…and I prefer girls who pave their own way being whores….

But I guess she has to be cautious about her whoring – thanks…to her dad and PILLOW man being Jesus freaks..who exploit and misinterpet Jesus for their own narcisstic needs.

All this to say, who gives a fuck about Hailey Baldwin…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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Here’s some Kendall Jenner See Through….

I don’t know what the Kardashians are up to, but the whole lot of them have been hustling to get as much attention as possible this past week, which I guess is nothing new, but is still annoying when they all start hustling together, there’s just so many of them, we feel bombarded and victimized, and have no choice but to pay attention, while brands have no choice by to pay them to do campaigns, because that’s how brands work, they attach themselves to anything, even sex workers who have enough buzz around them…

I’m ready for the Kardashians to disappear, but they never do, thanks to their wizardry…GYPSY spells….and lazy marketing people…but I guess when the nipples come out, nipples get posted….basic scientific / mathematics.

Here she is in some sort of sheer shirt looking like Kim Kardashian

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Martha Hunt Cleavage of the Day

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Martha Hunt went to an event with her titties on….he’s a panty model, spokesperson of the evil underwear empire, hence why she’s got her titties…

I guess Taylor Swift let her out of her cage…because Taylor Swift is stupid rich and collects Victoria’s Secret models, like they are real life barbie dolls to speak to her on some “lost childhood thing”…like she’s Michael Jackson but less talented, interesting, or into molesting children, but being in Taylor Swift’s toy chest is good for business.

I like that Martha Hunt, one of America’s last homegrown model, becuase she’s American, working for an American Brand, amongst all the immigrant models, because all the other American women have gone off and become fat, and Victoria’s Secret still stands by that no fat policy – but they’ll crack…they all crack..

She’s at an event, tittites out, and you like it so here.

Here is her VS Ass.

Here she is getting ready for Last Night’s Festivities – face masked.

Posted in:Martha Hunt|SFW

2018

26

Jan

January Jones Erotica of the Day

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January Jones Posts them Nipples for Woman Pride of the Day

January Jones hopped into the water full clothed for a magazine called Violet Grey…showing the nipples for feminine power…

What I like about January Jones is that she made a career for herself without having any real access..which means she was Weinsteined to some capacity and she hasn’t complained about it.

She’s also managed to have a kid that she’s kept the dad secret – because either it happened at a gangbang – or it was with some high powered dude who pays her to shut up – either way – she hasn’t exposed him and accepts who she is and how she got here…

I also like that at 40 years old, she’s still pulling out them tits / nipples / whatever for attention – when really she’s not that interesting or compelling as a star.

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2018

26

Jan

Nina Daniele Tits of the Day

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Nina Daniele calls herself NINA DRAMA….and she’s topless for some photoshoot and she’s pushing for people to vote for her to be the Playmate of the year…something I didn’t know existed, but I am glad existed…

I am going to assume this is the PLAYBOY shoot because this is about as hardcore as Playboy goes now that they’ve decided to take the “post the uncensored instagram pics people are putting up because instagram is facebook owned and oppressive, even though it’s pretty fucking pornographic regardless of the rules and totally worth jerking off to…..whether there’s nipple or not…

I know nothing beyond what you know about this babe, but I suggest staring at her naked because that’s the whole point of her getting naked…RIGHT.

Posted in:Nina Daniele

2018

26

Jan

Madonna’s Topless Louie Vuitton Purse Ad of the Day

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Madonna is bored in Lisbon, where she lives now, because she’s training her black she adopted to be a professional football /soccer player, because that’s what entitled weirdo white people do to feel better about themselves… I saw that Sandra Bullock movie about the racists who paid a black guy to go pro in the NFL…I know how plantation owners worked…..it’s oppressive..in this case mainly because Madonna Pulled her Damn Tits Out..

No one wants to see that shit…I mean, I’m fine seeing that shit, because I am a pervert and like all tits, bad tits, tits that were once good tits…but at 60…with all the plastic surgery she’s had done…this is out of some kind of horror movie…

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2018

26

Jan

Sarah Curr is Hot of the Day

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I don’t know nothing about this Sarah Curr. Yes that was a double negative…because I do know something about her – and that is that she’s got awesome tits.

She’s a 19 Year Old Model From Los Angeles and really who isn’t…

And she’s out there getting it…almost hitting 100,000 instagram followers…all for being a young hot chick with big tits.

THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE…

Sure these models aren’t as tall as the paid models, they aren’t as hot as the paid models, but they have more eagerness and drive and are on DIY hustle…that seems to be working…

Sometimes, it’s not about the money per shoot, or video, but rather the payment is in LIKES and follows to one day have the following needed to get paid or a TV show or a hit viral song…

They are 19, when I was 19, I wasn’t out hustling, I’m still not out hustling…but I never looked as appealing as this.

I’m a fian… #followfriday

Here’s a round-up…

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2018

26

Jan

Jehane ‘Gigi’ Paris Nipple Ring Nude Shoot of the DAy

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Her name is Gigi Paris.She’s an LA instagram model, because these LA instagram models are making serious moves..

Like calling themselves GIGI and PARIS because both so trendy…But more importantly getting paid for the followers they lure in like TILA TEQUILA did, through erotica…They are getting followers, they are working with big photographers, they are running instagram hard, and they are taking pics for brands for free, like some kind of street team that make brands realize they don’t have to pay bitches to figure- sabotaging their own business as spokesmodel ….but they don’t care, they just want that model life.

I don’t think GIGI PARIS after really popped off, but she’s still posting nudes and because of that – we get to stare at her nipple rings like some kind of prospectors looking for gold – finding the gold….

Posted in:Jehane ‘Gigi’ Paris

2018

26

Jan

Ekaterina Zueva Masturbation Photoshoot of the DAy

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Ekaterina Zueva has 2.1 million followers on social media. HERE

I guess she’s got the right idea when it comes to self promotion as she does these editorial shoots with photographers that look like she’s masturabting totally naked, bush out and all, too hot for instagram.

It’s the kind of behavior that I appreciate and the likely increases her quality of husband who buys her off the mail order bride websites…