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2023

12

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

If you’re not wearing tight pants in a way that your pussy is eating your tight pants, then you are neglecting your pussy, starving out your pussy and I am going to call child protective services on to have your pussy taken away from you, so that I can foster your pussy and adopt your pussy, to make a home for that pussy, like Woody Allen, except instead of marrying my adopted pussy, I’ll just use it as a fleshlight and throw it out when it’s blown out, because there’s so much other pussy being neglected by the women not feeding their tight pants to their pussy.

Here are girls who treat their pussy right, by letting us see their pussy through their tight pants..

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2023

12

Sep

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

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Back in the glory days of the site, you see I’m an older fuck now who remembers the glory days of updating a bullshit website that no one reads, because at the time I didn’t realize it was the glory days of the website, but now that it’s the fucking dark ages, I’m like “shit those were the best of times not the worst of times”, funny how things progressively get shittier and shittier….

Just take Maria Menounos, who in the glory days of the site, I was making anal sex jokes about her, back when anal sex jokes were a thing because not everyone was having anal sex on the daily to spread their parasites….she’d be in a bikini on the regular for the paparazzi as whores did in a time before the self shot bikini was seen as standard practice and not shameless bullshit, one of those shoots had a pussy flash, to which I added to my anal sex jokes, and it was a glorious time had by all thanks to all the hype her strong jaw got from being on an entertainment show back when people watched TV, and would end up…

Since those glory days, she’s had a tumor, prostate cancer, I mean pancreatic cancer, I have seen the pussy and she doesn’t have a prostate despite the strong jaw, and now she takes the shameless selfie since shameless selfies aren’t seen as shameless anymore and it kinda makes you wish you were an orderly at the cancer ward she’s dying at, you know, for a diddle….

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2023

12

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It is probably the most boring and uninspired era of pop culture, just a lot of idiots glued to their social media feeds, figuring out ways to get attention and go viral, so that they can turn their social media in their verion of QVC, which is either selling product, selling other people’s products, or selling their nudes, it’s just so fucking transactional….there’s no whores being whores for the sheer love of being whores, it all has conditions attached to it….making it BORING…like commercialized bullshit…

The only good thing about it is the sheer volume of half naked pics, that usually start with bikini pics and work their way down, because if if they are posted for opportunistic reasons, I can pretend it’s just a casual bikini pic for a little “I’m on vacation tell me I’m cute” and not for “pay me, but this shit I am selling, follow me, subscribe to me, you can sext me for money” bullshit…

Everyone self promoting…where’s the purist bikini pic on the internet….the no strings attach, just showing off my tits cuz I am insecure….

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2023

12

Sep

Big Tits Waterpark Slide and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Mom and Sister Dance

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2023

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’ 9/11 and I am glad to see that as a society, we’ve come far enough along to finally be able to post hilarious memes about that fateful day, which is arguably a false flag, or at the very least an inside job, that had it’s grip on all people’s hearts, that made travel more fucking annoying, that created meaningless wars that took lives, but that we can now collectively LOL about….

Time, it heals all wounds….especially when those wounds are for the most part propaganda pushed on us by evil intentions….

That’s not to say people didn’t die that day, we can still laugh at horrible things where people died. It’s not to say that Pete Davidson’s dad didn’t die that day, it’s just to say it’s too bad he didn’t bring him to work that day….

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2023

11

Sep

Denise Richards 9/11 Tits of the Day

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It’s not 9/11 unless you do some 9/11 themeed content, so luckily Denise Richards brought us some gold.

She’s dressed like a first responder, coming to put out the fire that was created when a plane or bomb went off in her accident victim titties, that should probably consider putting a damn shirt on, which to a titty lover like me, is a rare fucking request, but in this case a serious request, because they look like a national fucking tragedy.

PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY….or drown them with the hose, I don’t have the fucking answers, but we can’t continue going on like this.

Her twin towers have been brought down and all that is left is the rubble……time to start digging through it for bodies…

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2023

11

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I know it’s 9/11, so this should be a post about first responders not nurses, but nurses are arguably more than just the whores homewrecking their way through the medical field, trying to land some rich married doctors to further benefit their own agendas.,,,

Otherwise they wouldn’t go to nursing school while being hot, they would have gone straight to the sugar baby apps…which may not come with a pension, but you don’t have to go to school, develop a skill, work at it, or get your hands dirty doing medical work with sick people and their bodily fluids that aren’t the kind of bodily fluids you actually want to work with in getting knocked up so that you can be the doctor’s wife.

If you know what I mean….if you don’t…I mean cum…they want doctor cum, they don’t want sick person, or accidented person’s shit, piss, blood and mucus on them…

The point is, these medical workers are pretty bold in their medical working, because they run smutty content on the side, despite the whole having a career thing and that’s wild…

I guess the other point is that during 9/11 nurses were there to treat the victims, so they are first responders too, making this the most inappropriate 9/11 tribute post!

TITS!

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2023

11

Sep

Kelsea Ballerini Bikini of the Day

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I like country music and I’ve linked country music for as long as I can remember, so I always took offense to idiots who said “anything but country”. I am sure I’ve made this rant before, but it was a reminder then, and a reminder now, just how fucking idiotic people are. They are like broken record players just repeating the echo of the next guy, never quite formulating an opinion of their own, because to discount a whole genre of music, real fucking music, with soul, a heart and emotion, with real instruments, based on some country pop songs you don’t let yourself like, because you’ve been brainwashed to the “anything but country” canned response….

It annoys me, doesn’t surprise me, but annoys me…

The reality is that Country Music is having a bit of a resurgence, not that it ever went away, any aspiring singer knew that’s where the money was because hicks buy CDs and the Christians keep their support for the people they consider part of their circle, which is why LeAnn Rimes still gets paid…

But young people raised by screens and robots are loving country too, most of the viral acts are country, and that’s a good thing for America as a whole, bring it some life…

As far as Country Music goes, Kelsea Ballerini is pretty much the hottest they’ve got right now, I am sure there are a few smaller acts that are also hot, but she’s top of the charts and while looking at her body in a bikini, it’s pretty hot…I guess when you spell your name KELL SEA, not KELSEY, the ocean beach bum life is in the fucking cards, and that bikini on instagram whore life is just a bikini pic away. Nice.

So I support this country star doing vacation life like she’s Jimmy Buffett, but not dead..

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2023

11

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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The benefit of dating single mothers is knowing that you can treat them like shit, since they weren’t even good enough for the man who got them pregnant and who they have a kid with. You’d think maybe knocking up a bitch, sometimes twice or three times, only to fuck off on her because she’s so fucking terrible that keeping your family in-tact is an after through…

I guess the other benefit is that they are unavailable, busy, bitter, angry enough to fuck you with resentment to prove they are still as desirable as the younger chick the husband left her for, where he has a new life and new kids that he’s not running from, because she’s not the table scraps you’ve collected.

Then there’s the whole ability to cook and clean, but in an era of lazy moms, I doubt they cook or clean, they just frozen food that shit, making a sick fat kid, but since it’s from a broken home and doesn’t stand a chance, who cares…

Here are some MILFS, not necessarily single moms, just women with kids who like posting nudes, which is better than any MILF you’re fucking in REAL LIFE….because INTERNET is not REAL life…

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2023

11

Sep

Nikki Reed Bikini of the Day

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Nikki Reed is some 40 year old actress from “The Twilight Saga”, which I’ve never seen, but it gave us that uneventful, miserable, angry faced dyke Kristen Stewart, so it’s probably fucking dog shit….

She was also the co-writer of “Thirteen” which was about a slutty teen, something Hollywood probably really fucking likes, just ask Ashton Kutcher who is currently on blast for supporting his friend’s rapes and not in a cool way, like “Yeah, I always knew one of us would go down, glad it was him” but in a stupid way, like “I supported him because his handlers have video footage of me doing illegal shit and if I didn’t they would have released it and the life I’ve built as a tech investor and the grooming I did with Mila would all be wasted to be getting ass fucked in prison, so fuck yeah, I sent in a letter supporting the motherfucker…..”

Anyway, Nikki Reed, Bikini, Old, married to Ian Somerhalder from some other bullshit, they have a kid together….exciting as she claw foot tubs on the deck….

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