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2017

16

Nov

Joy Corrigan Pantsless of the DAy

Joy Corrigan has some serious fucking bolt on tits, which is what you’d expect out of some Florida trashy girl with a great body, who has found a life of doing bikini photoshoot for catalogs, despite never having left Miami….because you don’t need to leave Miami to be a shameless, exhibitionist, trying to get ahead…some of the best stripclubs I’ve been to have been in Florida, I mean not really, but there are some pretty gutter strippers…and more interestingly in the 80s on my first Florida trip, we went to a topless donut spot..because Florida is Awesome…

So Corrigan, who I assume is Billy Corrigan’s sister, was a friend of that Charlotte McKinney chick who did move to LA, and just fell off hard…

Moral of the story – if you’re florida trash…stay in florida it an be as prosperous as being one of the whores in LA….

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2017

16

Nov

Maja Krag Tits of the Day

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Maja Krag is possibly a fake it til she makes it – eventually making it – model – in the era of DIY modeling and photoshoots – where you can emulate important Victoria’s Secret photoshoots, with your iphone, or some low level creeper who watched some tutorials on youtube on how to use a camera his parents bought him so that he too can fake it til he makes it…

In some circles, the instagram following is the basis of LIFE….and the only way to get those followers is with tits, nudity, good content…you know since instagram is LIFE…and the following is needed…

So Maja Krag topless could be a legit campaign, or not, there’s tits, what difference does it make at the end of it all, whether she’s eager putting her tits out there herself or not, whatever…ya know.

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2017

16

Nov

Leeann Tweeden in Lingerie of the Day

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This is the woman who is mad Al Franken grabbed her tits on a plane a bunch of years ago…

More interestingly….Here’s a post I did on her in August 2012…..and it’s brilliant…so here it is…

Apparently, Trailer trash whores addicted to meth need lingerie too…cuz this is some serious prostitute shit…and not the good kind of prostitute…but the kind who doesn’t mind the abrasive fabrics rubbing up in their cunts…cuz their cunts don’t feel anymore…the herpes led to nerve damage….you know the kind of whore that invites Yeast Infections…cuz the itchy burning sensation reminds them they still feel….and more importantly…that the smell of death radiating from their cunts is not actual death of a fetus that hasn’t passed yet…..but a superficial infection everyone gets….not just unheathy bitches with aids….and apparently, Leeann Tweeden…a hooters girl pushing 40…who went onto great successes like Playboy and hosting Poker After Dark….makees for the ideal spokesperson….I don’t know why…I just have the pics…..

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2017

16

Nov

Melanie Brown is in a See Through of the Day

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Her name is Scary Spice, because she’s crazy….all out of control and unstable…rocking a see through shirt with her nipples all over the motherfucking place and you know what…I WANT MORE…

Embarrassingly enough, she was the Spice Girl I used to jerk off to back in their first video, when internet porn took too damn long to download and her hard nipples were hard…that was over 20 years ago I think, in what may seem crazy but when looking at her, seems accurate because it would take about 20 years for that body to look like it does…compared to what it was…

She reminds me of a simpler time, a better time, all while making me feel uncomfortable knowing she’s rich as hell and has no need to walk around nipples out…but yet is walking around nipples out…unless that’s just illusion and her nipples aren’t out at all.. WHO KNOWS…

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2017

16

Nov

Aneta Pajak for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Aneta Pajak is a Polish model….and like a bowl of GOULASH she’s hot….

She’s 5 foot 9 with a 23 inch waist….and she’s a lingerie model for Love and Lemons..which is likely funded by Victoria’s Secret, attempting to not be Victorias’ Secret, you know for the fashioable LA people who don’t want to feel like midrange mall people from the midwest…because that’s how marketing works…but even if it’s not Victoria’s Secret owned, it’s all the same shit…same photos of tall skinny bitches in lingerie…and it’s alright….the world needs more panty pics…I don’t see enough of that all day everyday….from girls who are variations of this girl…HUMANOIDS everywhere…

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2017

16

Nov

Amber Heard GQ Australia of the Day

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Black Widow, billionaire fucker, sugar baby garbage manipulator who had the world engaged and interested in her story about how abusive their favorite actor is…because people by instinct want to see their favorite actors fall from the top because they are jealous…no one can accept that dude was manipulated into something, abused throughout that time, and made to go crazy all because he has a penis….making him the devil…

Well, she’s trying to have a second wind at being the rich sugar baby woman who broke Depp and Elon Musk….with her well trained pussy…and she’s doing it in collaboration with GQ.

Her face looks old, tired, a mess…but she exists…and I guess we should encourage her to continue destroying rich guys with her vagina…it’s a talent and they do deserve to be taken out….

She was also at the GQ Event…because I guess GQ is a big deal for her….

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2017

16

Nov

Emma Roberts Butt at an Event of the Day

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I still have a warm place in my heart for Emma Roberts….one of the original rich kid, hollywood kids, who decided to act…

She’s older but she’s still skinny.. She’s cute, she’s stylish and there’s something about her that I like…probably her daddy issues…but then again, whether her dad is famous or not famous, or in Eric Roberts’ case a bit of both, he was a star too famous to bother with kids, then he fell off into drugs and self destruction while this one sat on the sidelines left disappointed by him…and I can only hope that left a mark on her soul…being an outsider…I tell myself it did…it just makes her overall being that much better…

She was at some event about books, in a see through outfit…and looked good….and that’s all I have to say about that..

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She was in jeans….

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2017

16

Nov

Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing of the Day

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I have been reporting every nipple I see on social media – not because I don’t like nipples – but because I feel slighted by society because I was always about FREEING THE NIPPLE – but I was never able to monetize it because advertisers called me porn – and now – all of a sudden it’s trendy and art and all these fuckers post their nipples – making my existence obsolete – because no one needs to go to one site that posts all the nipples – but rather they can just go to instagram, zuckerberg monopolizing on EVERYTHING…fuck that guy…

So this may or may not be a nipple from instagram of a model named Daphne Groeneveld who I find hot, but I’ve been told by people who know her that she’s pretty fucking weird looking in person…which makes sense..that face is like a muppet…and we don’t need to worry about her in person..it will never happen…so take in the pictures…right…right.

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2017

16

Nov

Clara Gatonovich & Eva Gato in Hipster Titty Shoot of the Day

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Here’s some Spanish model named Clara Gatonovich and her friend Eva Gato…also Spanish..and I guess a model..and I use the word model pretty loosely because everyone’s a fucking model now, it’s weird…

I get it, she’s a person who is posing like an asshole on camera…sometimes posing her asshole on camera…..in fact they both are…but that’s not saying much since everyone wants that life…

There are so many of them doing this, that its not even worth paying attention, it’s impossible to keep track, and easiest to just assume that anything with a pussy thinks she’s a model..

Is it ego, is it over confidence, is it hope she’s going to never have to work…who knows…but then they bust out their tits, and it makes it all worth paying attention to…even when they are EURO and their tits are their bikini tops.

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2017

16

Nov

Phoebe Price of the Day

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Phoebe Price, better known as the goddess of Tennessee who is now in Hollywood, who pre-internet was able to get shot by the paparazzi by hanging out at the right LA places, thanks to LA being a place that attracts people looking for fame and willing to take it wherever they can…

Well, in keeping in the Holiday spirit, she decided to put on a Baywatch themed bathing suit and posed with a car…like the import model of all of our dreams…

It may not make sense, but the beauty of it is that it doesn’t need to make sense…it just happened, and is beautiful, take it in.

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