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2017

06

Nov

Cara Delevingne Topless and Tonguing Adwoa Aboah for Chaos Sixty Nine of the Day

Cara Delevingne isn’t very interesting, she’s a rich kid, who used her quirky personality to manipulate the fashion industry into thinking she had something special, they cast her and made her exist and now she’s trying to be an actress, who goes back to her modeling, to get attention.

I think it’s safe to say that she’s just shameless because even in this empowered tit exhibitionism, it’s still a tits get hits hustle, because ultimately, all these motherfuckers are just fighting for more instagram followers, and jobs, and people talking about them…and this one is trying to do it being “edgy”…and totally not interesting…

There are times where she’s hot, and I appreciate the effort no matter how lame, cheesy, contrived it is…but this shoot, lesbianism, becuase she’s edgy included, isn’t that exciting…and the hole thing, silly, but she’s living the good life..so I’m sure she believes her own bullshit…and thinks this matters…and in the fashion world, I guess it does.

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2017

06

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard’s Feet and Crotch in Bikini of the Da y

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Hometown Hottie Eugenie Bouchard -who I’ve never met in the streets of Montreal because Eugenie Bouchard probably doesn’t live in Montreal but Montreal likes to think she is from Montreal because she’s the only successful thing to come out of montreal besides Celine Dion who I assume is her mother, or aunt, based on her french Canadian face…

That said, she’s taken her tennis body, a body that’s not necessarily the hottest, because tennis chicks are all tall weirdos, but that is still fit and athletic, and hot enough to stare at, but my fetish really comes with watching women’s tennis, something I’ve always written about because I love the grunts, panty flashes and gracefullness…seeing girl’s feet aren’t really exciting to me – but foot fetish people are the fucking crazy about feet…

Maybe you’re more into Eugenie Bouchard’s Tight Ass in a One Piece of the Day….

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2017

06

Nov

New Face Selena Gomez Dressed Like A Whore at Church of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of Bullshit Selena Gomez is trying to package for the people, but here is the broken, rehab going, inconsistent, dying of LUPUS, jacked up new face Selena Gomez on her way to Church…like she found god in her quest to make stupid money, to have porno sex with Rappers, and I guess when you have addiction, mental problems, a mother who whored you out, a lot of money, and you just found new life, with your new face thanks to modern medicine, you know where she’s basically playing god, because GOD is trying to have her die, but science is overpowering God’s work by letting her live….

It’s safe to say that it’s too bad she wasn’t a church in her Native Texas ….wearing this slutty outfit where the wrath / final destination would come crashing down…

It’s also safe to say that it’s always funny to see a little whore seeking redemption, even if there is no God, she’s making efforts and it’s just a testament to how fucked up these child stars actually are….

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2017

06

Nov

Maitland Ward is Disgusting of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a pretty amazing. Sure she’s vile, shameless, attention seeking, 40 year old who was on TV for a year in the 90s, and has used the hype of a remake of Boy Meets World a few years ago to become an instagram sensation that no one cares about, except maybe a handful of 40 year old dudes, who probably got married and can accept the woman’s aging process, you know the same people who jerk off to Alyssa Milano…they liked her then and they like her now…

I do appreciate that Maitland Ward does produce some of the shittiest shameless content out there, it’s so bootleg and trashy it feels like home, but she’s no celebrity, she barely exists and no one really cares about her…and she knows it, that’s why she’s just having fun with it…

I do consider Maitland Ward a friend of the site, because she’s mocking the system in her own way, trolling it, and I like that…I just don’t find it hot, I do however find it funny…

I guess we aren’t really real friends because she only emails me when I bring back the story of her offereing a dude unprotected anal sex for 1000 dollars…over snapchat in what was either a whore fetish, or girl really needed 1000 dollars…something she denies even though I have the screenshots of the conversation somewhere and dude sent them in as they went along…making it pretty fucking believable and here are her big titties…

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2017

06

Nov

Elizabeth Elam Naked for Turkish Air of the Day

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Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked…

I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist…and these nudists do whatever they can….I wonder if men will stop following these slutty girls in efforts to pretend they aren’t perverts…you know put that perversion back in the closet, even though you’re just supporting feminism and women empowerment…you know..

I guess it worked because she booked a campaign with Turkish Airlines and Tony Kelly back in 2016 – that included her showing her tits for some LA / NICE france flight…you know with some 60s or 70s France titty vibe….

Reminding us that Europe, even Muslim Turkey, is more laid back when it comes to tits than America, which probably makes girls like Elizabeth Elam happy, it validates her Titty modeling as legit rather than shameless….

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2017

06

Nov

Megan Fox in Lingerie of the Day

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Megan Fox is still around…

She got a piece of the action from what was a popular, but trashy, but popular lingerie company in the Paris Hilton days of relevance, especially around Halloween…

They fell off hard, clearly bad marketing direction that killed them, then they sold off and continued to make bad marketing decisions by hiring a washed up mom of 3 with another washed out person…who is OLD…and who no one cares about…so I don’t get how this happened, why it happened, how it happened, but I hope the person got fired and when they get out of the contract…the idiot signed because he was a groupie of Megan Fox…weird…

This is beyond weird…

SHE ALSO LEFT THE GYM IN TIGHT PANTS…

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2017

06

Nov

Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini of the Day

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The age old question has been brought to our attention again..

If a reality star from 5 years ago, who ultimately doesn’t matter, puts on a bikini, does she make a sound.

Well apparently, yes.

Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Beach, who had an ego to turn down The Hills cuz she was going to become a big acting star, without being informed that she had no talent, and didn’t deserve mainstream success from being on a reality show…Luckily she found a rich athlete to carry her through life..

She is in a bikini…a mom of a few kids and despite being in her 30s, looks pretty ripped…

I guess it’s not a sex tape…you’d expect but it’s something….

The most interesting Orange County Gossip on this girl, not that you care, is that she was a slutty girl who locked the sugar baby hustle down, and apparently her famous NFL husband broke up with her and she fucked him, got pregnant and doesn’t need that acting money or regrets of THE HILLS money she never made..because she was trying to get famous…

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2017

06

Nov

Joanna Krupa Fame Whore No Panties of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you….it makes her feel like she matters, like she exists, like she’s made it….

In her defence, the stripper, who never was a stripper, but who instead was a Maxim Model or FHM model when those things mattered, managed to give her career a second life in her mid to late 30s through reality TV, something bigger that she ever could have imagined, being a hot Polish slutty half naked model no one cared about…but the power of the media, tricked America into thinking she mattered and tricked her into thinking she mattered and now she walks around in tight dresses with no panties on – giving a little tease, enough of a tease to get in the paparazzi…it’s that easy…and so is she..

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2017

06

Nov

Marisa Papen Still Nude And Bald of the Day

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Marisa Papen is some instagram girl – who I don’t think has instagram anymore because she went crazy on posting the nudes, because it is her art form, her self expression, her soul, her everything that got her everything, but she’s not famous enough for instagram/facebook to not delete her…even if she had a ton of followers…she doesn’t mind…but she has lost her mind apparently, shaving her head, because no girl I know who shaves her head is sane, or not having a fucking episode…identity crisis and freakout because social media and all the creepers fuck with her head…

More Nude beach pics:

Nude Egypt pics that got her arrested

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2017

06

Nov

Rat Cow Shameless for Rumored TYGA Video of the Day

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Rat cow and her rat face is not hot, interesting, talented or compelling, but she’s got great tits and is a reminder that if you have great tits on a small frame, the world, or at least a bunch of fucking perverts will watch you in your quest to be a celebrity…having sex with David Fincher and Ben Afleck, and not complaining about it to the media, because she wants more move roles, and that’s how she gets them…because that’s the kind of girl she is…

Naked for followers, with so many followers, that she thinks she’s important, when really she’s just a Tila Tequila, people follow her because people are drones and follow whatever the fuck they are told or see other people follow, but if this girl died tomorrow, no one would care and the only reason they do care, is because social media followers never mass unfollow…they just are bored and look at the shitty content these people post, then write blogs on them like me….

It’s like the Kardashians, a family this girl keeps trying to get closer and closer to, even in this TYGA video, I’ve never heard anyone say good things about the Kardashians, I’ve never heard of any of their fans that supposedly exist, I just know that people say they hate them, don’t unfollow them and allow them to exist, and I guess the same goes for these tits, follow them but don’t care about them, tits that she’s trying to polarize to be fashion influencer tits, that book her some fashion campaigns, when really she’s just a Glamour model with a rat face, with tits…

The world is weird. Here’s a pic she posted the other day….art not shameless at all…why aren’t these pics reported and her account deleted…people need to shut this smut down.