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2017

03

Nov

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy of the Day

If you know anything about narcissistic assholes, it’s that they fucking love to be give trophies and awards that mean nothing..

So brands realize this simple detail about an ego, and are clever enough to put on bullshit award shows honoring the people, basically publicly sucking their dick, to get them to attend, post, tag the event for free…

It’s a PR person’s wet dream, you know “OMG, All these sluts who charge 100k a post to attend an event and post to the IG, came for free, we just had to give them medals like retard children in elementary school”….

Here are some of the sluts in attendence not looking all that hot…I’m talking to you Hailey Baldwin..Shay Mitchell looked a little gothic while flashing some thigh, while Ashley Tisdale was just a bull dozer and that Delilah Hamlin fetish was wearing too much damn clothes…garbage…everywhere…the trophy they all deserve is a giant pale turd from malabsorbtion.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

03

Nov

Kate Hudson In a Bikini on a Boat Showing Fake Tits of the Day

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Kate Hudson got some titty going on in this picture that I saw on the internet – that I don’t see on her social media feed – and that may be old – like her – because she’s old – but old doesn’t stop us from looking at tits – it’s just lowers the value of the tits..but they are still tits….

This photo may be recent, it’s so pixelated, or it could be from an era where she banged everyone she could, and made some men so crazy they tried to kill themselves, all while working in Romantic Comedy playing the same person thanks to her mom being to old and the industry needing a stand in….

Good pic though.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Delaia Gonzalez is a Spanish Model of the Day

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Delaia Gonzalez is a naked instagram model who is very important because she’s naked…and her feeds on instagram are totally naked…because girl likes to break the rules and I guess realizes like most girls realize…tits get hits…and the it’s nice to see a little DIY…knowing she’s not getting paid to be naked makes it hotter.

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2017

03

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood is Still Hot of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood posted a nude shower scene from her new porno we call “monthly subscription not safe for work nude instagram / snapchat account for her fans to jerk off to”…which isn’t that interesting thanks to the Ryan Seacrest funded bolt on tits, but that is still alright because girl looks hot…and must be pushing 35 by now…

I almost feel bad for this one, because she is hot, and she managed to break through from Playboy into the mainstream like other Playboy chicks, but for some reason she couldn’t stick it…so instead she’s doing internet porn on the internet…like a low level chick…when she was a fucking TV host…replacing that cunt Olivia Munn who went on to manipulate actual movie roles…while Underwood posts nude shower scenes from her porno..

FUNNY how the world works..

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2017

03

Nov

Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit of the Day

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Irina Shayk put on a catsuit to celebrate Halloween, because it’s still Halloween in Russia, or at least it is for a hired vagina an actor as commissioned to make him a baby -girl’s gotta be ready to get in catsuits, lingerie, clown suits, whatever the weirdo actor is into on call, everyday of the week…because that’s what being a high paid escort who is giving a dude the girlfriend experience…he could be like – take out the trash dressed like Jay Leno in Crotchess panties while peeing yourself and girl would…like the strategic sex worker she is…

Especially now that she hasn’t recovered from her baby weight…she’s gotta work extra hard to keep him roped in, you know so she gets a second kid with hi, the payout doubles..

STRATEGIC….sex worker..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Charli Xcx Nipples so People Notice She’s Got an Album of the Day

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Charli XCX who you’ve probably never heard of…because she’s a night club act…and not like in the Glory Days of Hollywood where a Night Club act is what created stars and best sellers….since the night club was the place to be if you were fancy and rich and luxurious…but the night club act of today that is garbage, trashy and I guess that still makes you money if you look at all those DJs making 100s of millions a year..

I don’t think Carli XCX is making 100s of millions of dollars a year, but she’s sure as hell trying to get to that pop star status and since the beginning of her barely there career, she’s’ used her tits, sometimes more aggressively than other times, like this time, where you can see the nipples and that’s a great strategy to me…you see because I wont listen to her music regardless of the exposed tits, but I still get to look at the tits..I’m so lucky.

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2017

03

Nov

Dude Pissing on the Produce and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Found Captive in an Underground Chamber

Man Steals Ambulance with patient in It

I wonder if Breast Massage for Health is a Scam

Church People Chase Rapist After 15 Year Old Girl Ran Into Church Screaming Someone Was trying to Rape Her….

Fake News – Someone Found Needles in Candy

Dude Beating Up a Girl Gets What He Deserves

Camel Chews Owner’s hair

Dog Takes Down Suspect

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

03

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know the feeling when you fall in love so deeply, that you know in the core of your soul that that person is the one person you want to spend the rest of your life. Your partner in crime, your everything…the person you’d love and cherish and spoil forever…who you want to spend 24 hours a day every day until you die with…the person who will make you stop sexting or fucking or wanting other girls….

Well I met that girl last night…

She was a stripper who was too busy to give me a lap dance…she had a twitch that must have been from a drug addiction or head injury….but I knew as I gazed into her colored contacts asking to grab her tits for money – before she rejected me…that she completed me…but it could have just been the fact that she spread her asshole on stage..that shit is always a good time and I confuse it for love, real love…found love…in a hopeless place…

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Kate Upton Getting Married this Weekend
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I still Don’t Get this Drunk Dudde Powerbombing His Girl….He Must be a Hollywood Exec
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Hot Tits in a Slutty Selfie
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Hailey Baldwin Likes Canadian Cock
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Hot Juicy Bikini Ass
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A Man and a Whip
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More Hot Tits in a Slutty Selfie
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Jordan Peele is Doing a Reboot of Twilight Zone Because Hollywood Has No IDeas
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Selena Gomez – Woman of the Year
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Hot Tits in a Hot Bikini
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2017

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may be an annoying place, but not as annoying as cumming in an ovulating girl who refuses to take the morning after pill because she wants to have your baby….

Not that that’s every happened to me, but I assume it’d be annoying….

So these whining fame whores playing victims for the world to coddle and bander to them…feel like they are owed something even though they are the 1% and to get there took a little dick sucking….no one’s judging….because we’ve done a lot worse to make a dollar and we’re not living the life of luxury in a mansion working a day a year…

Everyone collectively decides that these people who aren’t even tried as criminals are guilty and everyone else is too scared to attach themselves to anything they do for fear of backlash from people – when the majority of people don’t care – we’re too tired from working…what happened to INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY…not INNOCENT until some ugly fame whore manipulator says you jerked off in an office in front of her…

Hilarious…but still not as annoying as natures worse STD….unwanted pregnancy.

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Kate Upton’s Fat Legs happy Her Husband Won the World Series
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Sarah Hylamd vs Plastic Surgery Claims…
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Ellen Barkin Victim of Home Invasion…..
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Where’s Waldo – Guiness Record
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Demi Rose Big Boobs in a Shoot
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Lily Mo Shen – Booty Shake
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Chloe Goodman Tits….
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They are Doing Live Action Lion King with Beyonce
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Fast Fucking Boat.
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Maitland Ward is Next Level of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Tonguing Boyfriend
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Mila Kunis Flashed the UPS Guy
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Hailey Baldwin’s Dating Shawn Mendes…
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Waiting in Line at a Fake Apple Store
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Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini
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Anitta Nip Slip
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Trailer for Tonya Harding Movie Staring Overrated and Ugly Margot Robbie
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Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell on the Price is Right Promoting their New Movie
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Whiner’s Playing Victim Vs Dustin Huffman….
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Hot Ass on the Miami Beach
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The Man Who Found 1,000 Messages in Bottles
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Hayley Atwell Cleavage
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Rose McGowan Thinks the Powers that Be are Out To Silence Her
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Elsa Hosk in NYC
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Melissa Benoist in Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day
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Gwen Stefani Ribcage
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Charlotte McKinney in a Sweatsuit
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Stranger Things Millie Raps and it’s Horrible
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Hep Free Pam Anderson
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Spread Pussy of the Day….
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Tessa Fowler Star Wars….
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Olympic Sport – Ass Squirting…
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Lobster Rapes Girl
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Naked Dancer….
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Sluts in Bed Together…
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Handbra Black Dildo
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Man Celeb Who Likely Sucked Dick
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Sara Underwood Topless Yoga
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Anal Bead Poop….
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Hot Nudes Photoshoots
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

02

Nov

Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day

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In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land..

Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter…

So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW