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2017

02

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Halloween Creeper of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Halloween Creeper

Ireland Baldwin is terrifying

The only thing more terrifying than Ireland Baldwin’s halloween costumer is her WITHOUT A MASK

But great titties….on her monster body…which doesn’t mean she’s not a monster…it just means that she’s got some titties that her broken famous daughter brain that is confused likes to show off for attention because she likes attention…

Halloween is over…but that doesn’t mean we can’t look at beasts..in costume

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2017

02

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Officially a Drag Queen of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is a Drag Queen….or tranny and here is the proof.

Reaffirming all my thoughts of her…

I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be anyone vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because these tits may be big but I believe…they are still attached to a host body with a dick…that hard face doesn’t trick me…

But I guess in a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are.

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2017

02

Nov

Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top of the Day

Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top

Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….trying to cheat at tennis….and work her way back in and she is in a bikini top…because cheaters always win when in bikini…even if they aren’t that hot in bikini…bikinis always win…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

02

Nov

Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day


Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge…

What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans…

But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ…

That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then.

Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win

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2017

02

Nov

Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Milano Bikini

Alyssa Milano in a bikini doing a slutty shoot – terrifies me.

I find there something very wrong and uncomfortable with an old lady in a bikini posing…

I guess she’s been working out…or maybe these old ladies miss being young ladies people want to fuck…and try to revert to that by stripping down…you know empowerment…while her fans freak out because they love her forever and ever…no matter how terrifying and old she gets…they are getting old with her…I don’t see it.

I do see desperation and attention seeking that shouldn’t even happen, doesn’t she have money, is that not enough money to keep her satisfied, does money not factor in on attention seeking, you just always crave that shit…who knows..I don’t know..it happened..

That’s not to say old ladies aren’t worth fucking though, some of the best sex is from old ladies and it’s nice because they can’t get pregnant and want it bad…and bake you cookies when you’re done out of appreciation since no one wants to fuck them…

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2017

02

Nov

Brooke Candy’s Barbed Wire Nipples of the Day

Brooke Candy's Barbed Wire Nipples

Scary…

There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea…

She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility…you know a scene jacker who stole this one who was seen as legit’s credibility….

I have seen her live, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the TERRY PICS OF HER TITS and thinking how vile her big areola was….

And now, she’s got it jacked up with a Barbed Wire tattoo to offset it…

I know, who cares, who even remembers who Brooke Candy is…I guess when it comes to nipples relevance is always just a picture away….

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2017

02

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Attempts Modeling for Instagram of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Attempts Modeling for Instagram

Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a model with her tranny jacked up from filler face is always funny to me…It’s like she wants it so bad, she’s skinny, but she’s such a spoiled, entitled, snobby cunt with no personality, looking at her posing is like looking at a used tampon on the bust station floor, some people will want to pick it up and eat it all up, because they are perverts and see it as gold…while most people just don’t know who she is or care who she is, because they aren’t social media managers who need to get their products on busy pages…it’s weird how uninteresting this bitch and her tranny face is…you’d think she’d have something going for her…

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2017

02

Nov

J.Lo Gives Britney Shoes of the Day

J.Lo who no one gives a fuck about….gave Britney Spears who everyone should care about in this #metoo world of being taken advantage of by men…only instead of it being men…it’s her own family that have her under conservatorship because they had a good legal team and girl was too medicated to fight them on it…knowing she needed the discipline to survive…but that was 10 years ago and she’s pushing 40…them controlling her seems fucking gnarly…some abduction shit, only in the public eye…but let’s all cry because a dude jerked off in front of Oliva Munn you sick fucks…

Well, J.Lo gave Britney some shoes in something I think should be a foot fetishists dream so I’m posting it…so Y2K, I know.

Britney Had a nipple slip in concert – more interesting than shows I’d gather..

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2017

02

Nov

Mariah Carey’s Tit Show for her Hollywood Star of the Day

Mariah Carey's Tit Show for her Hollywood Star

She knew what she was doing…well versed in that “you’ll be on your knees, bent over like when Tommy Mottola gave her a career… before she got very fucking famous and lost her fucking mind….#metoo

She’s always been a TITTY show, she knows about cleavage selling records, but the older and fatter she gets the more absurd shit is…because they are bigger than your fucking head…something you’d probably want to drown in…but why wouldn’t you…K-Fed is our idol…slacker beds famous crazy person…set for life…awesome…

She’s no Taylor Dayne….but she’ll do…

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2017

02

Nov

Provocative Christina Aguilera Pictures of the Day

Provocative Christina Aguilera Pictures

I am trying to figure out if these pictures are of Christina Aguilera…who always makes me laugh because in 1999 I made a bet with an old friend that I would fuck her in my lifetime and I guess I haven’t lost the bet, and can only lose the bet if I die, but can say that I haven’t fucked her yet…and likely won’t…because I haven’t tried…but I am convinced that if I put my whole life into it….I could make it happen…maybe I am delusional, confident, who knows…but I figure you can make anything you want happen…I mean look at me…I made a shitty website happen with no writing or computer skills…BRILLIANT….

That said, I saw these pictures they claim are of her, that are old pictures she posted to social media, they are racy, there are nipples in some they, topless in others, memories of when she went from pop tart to slutty pop tart before getting fat..her prime…a little rat faced with the bolt on tits…but still memories of a better time…a great time…for her and for me and the entire human race…there are people dying….I think I’m quoting MJ…young pussy that’s now old does that to me…

Racy racy – a reminder that all girls are slutty – and always have been…

Here she is old and fat for Halloween, to remind you that ALL Things DIE.

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