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2017

18

Oct

Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….

Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think it was when she was born, but she’s got this shameless self promotion down proper and I think it’s great…

On the beach with hired paparazzi and some black dude I guess fucks her..and I guess that’s news…I’m just here for the bold on tits on her small frame…

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2017

18

Oct

Puck Moonen Hot Cyclist Tits of the Day

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What the PUCK…her name is Puck Moonen and she’s some kind of professional cyclist with bolt on tits that I guess she post on her social media by accident so that the world sees and understands that she exists…as the world…loves hot female athletes…they are strong, got them strong legs, can do those squats onto our faces, they don’t burn out when riding the cock, you know because of fitness, not that your cock will ever be near them, you’re not DUTCH or following the cycling circuit she’s on, because cycling is some homo shit, and every once in a while a hot girl comes out of homo shit…a hot girl like
Puck Moonen….

Posted in:Puck Moonen

2017

18

Oct

Terra Jo Wallace, Taylor Bagley and Sydney Roper for Dead Hefner’s Mag of the Day

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Terra Jo Wallace once wrote:

Terra Jo Wallace is the name

I have many ways of expressing myself, modeling is one of them. It also happens to be my job and I love it! I am only on MM for testing purposes. Sometimes when Im working, I lose a little freedom with expressing myself for my job is to sell whatever it is the client is selling.. Thats why Im here. To be able to collaborate with new people who have new ideas! As you know, it is hard to keep up with every site. I am not on MM all that much as traveling limits my use for this site and I rarely find enough time to test. So please know that if I do not get back to you that it is not personal! I just may not be able to shoot at this time and as I try to get back to everyone, messages unfortunately are easily overlooked. I try to keep this page updated as much as possible. My photos are rarely updated, so make sure to check out my blog for further photos & updates!

THANKS

Taylor Bagley is some babe you’ve never heard of but she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma….or maybe she’s from a white bread farm in Oklahoma…who’s to really know…because she moved to LA to be a model and actress, because I guess she found herself hot and talented enough after all the attention she got from the local cowboys…school teachers, coaches and other men in positions of power who we can assume touched her like they touch all girls…

Sydney Roper has some Three’s Company name and I guess is another one of these girls trying to make it in LA so they did Playboy, because Playboy has some kitch factor, novelty factor, fuck Hugh Hefner without Fucking Hugh Hefner cuz he’s dead.

Just girls trying to go viral with their tits, and they’ve all been at it for a while, it’s the lazy LA way…

Well here they are doing it…and Playboy is loving it because they love Instagram shoots, and even though you can see all this on Instagram these days, it still happened and its hot…

I support new talent trying to make it, these girls are hot and looking like they are just a good Coachella barely working but have rich boyfriends good time…

Posted in:Sydney Roper|Taylor Bagley|Terra Jo Wallace

2017

18

Oct

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

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I recently said:

Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxurious..

I feel the same way about Irina Shayk today, a soulless eastern block babe with a dream, one of the hottest models the last few years who managed to climb the ranks from A-List cock to A-List cock and thus being considered A-List by association…

Now a hollywood wife and baby momma, not bad for someone slated to be a sex worker at the local communist mafia stripper bar…

These are from some “lingerie” shoot, that suck and that I assume I’ve already posted.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Cynda Mcelvana Tits of the DAy

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According to IMDB….

Cynda McElvana was born in Conway, Arkansas where she lived her early childhood. At the age of 6 she moved with her family to Moore, Oklahoma. In 2014, at the age of 16, Cynda relocated to Hollywood, CA. She is a model in both Los Angeles and in New York, as well as an actress

Also according to IMDB….she’s only been in one movie in 2013 called CURCH that was a short where she played a “CHURCH MEMBER”…so I am thinking that anyone can have an IMDB…when trying to legitimize their getting naked on social media…when getting naked on social media doesn’t need to be legitimized…it’s as legit as it gets…too legit to quit or some shit…

I find this shoot creepy and her panties a little too kid’s pull-ups but I’m sure they aren’t going for that…they’re too hip for that.

Posted in:Cynda Mcelvana

2017

18

Oct

Is that Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipple of the Day?

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Gwyneth Paltrow is the kind of woman who isn’t even that interesting of a personality…but who was in movies at one point in time…and who dated a bunch of celebrities at one point in time…all thanks to her dad being in the industry so that she didn’t really have to actually suck dick to get ahead..it just sort of happened for her…nepotism…

Yet she matters, is influential enough to remind us how ridiculous people actually are, and how they are suckers for anyone they see on TV, believe their bullshit, and buy into them…and this bitch just trolls them to see how far she can take it…if she tells them to stick a dead strsy cat in their assholes…they will…that fascinates me.

This may be her nipple.

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Julia Garner from Netflix Nipples of the Day

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Her name is Julia Garner and she’s an actress and model on a show called Ozark, but more interestingly, she’s got a see through top on at the feminist celebrating women event that a bunch of self involved narcissistic women, to celebrate yourself and each other, while really talking shit about the other girls, but pretending you’re part of some woman movement, even though your life is competing with each other, not bringing each other up, because you’re cunts…

I don’t know it’s all nonsense that is comical if you actually look at what’s going on…

That said Alessandra Ambrosio was also there in a sheer outfit…you know because she’s not a self involved exhibitionist who whored herself out to the world to give the people mainly women unrealistic goals, still at 60…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS TO ALL THE FAKE FEMINIST OBJECTIFY THEMSELVES ENTITLED CELEB SLUTS AT THE FEMINIST EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Julia Garner|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Not That Hot in Bodypaint of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is the worst, overrated, nonsense around. Girl gets jobs, gets paid, is seen as a talent and is barely interesting, except when she leaks her nude pics and pretends they were hacked and gets a guy arrested, high stakes nude selfies or some shit, and I guess except when she dresses in blue body paint for all you fucking nerd virgin perverts into any celeb, especially one with great tits, body painted into your favorite lame comic character…you’re stupid, her ass isn’t round enough, but it’s alright I guess…not much else going on in the world you know…not much else at all..

Posted in:Jennifer Garner|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Bloated Face Selena Gomez Outtakes from 2016 of the Day

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These are some pictures of Selena Gomez before the new Kidney, so I guess this the original Selena Gomez before she harvested a Kidney from a groupie she kept in her basement along with other groupies who are growing other organs she will need like the evil genius from Hollywood she is, up on some Scientology shit, make your own human parts and live forever!!

She’s more bloated then, I guess water retention from having a broken Kidney…

Here’s the video

To See The New Selena Gomez from the other day….

CLICK HERE

Garbage….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Bella Hadid in Panties of the Day

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Bella Hadid’s got a weird face and I don’t really think she’s hot, even though everyone thinks she’s hot, and girl’s getting paid thanks to lazy casting people who assume she matters…

I do know a bunch of dudes who do find her hot, even with the jacked up face, because I guess she’s got that stripper body, that instagram look, she’s skinny and alright, not a tall girl with a troll face that has some face injections and a stylist to make her marketable….

I guess her face doesn’t really matter when she’s producing self produced porno starring her, directed by her, written by her, filmed by her, with a special guest appearance by her damn mirror…wearing panties, in what the fuck is this shameless exhibitionist porno shit…and why is girl compelled to basically sex the damn world..

I don’t get it…but I don’t get much…keeep making that low level instagram porno girl..

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