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2017

18

Sep

Sofia Vergara Big Tits at the Emmys of the Day

I guess the Emmy Awards happened – and I didn’t know because I don’t watch TV, I don’t think anyone watches TV, but the people on TV still get paid heave, as they perpetuate their lie, by giving them awards for nonsense that doesn’t matter….it’s not even entertaining…the only people watching TV or rocking Cable TV are old people or trailer park dwellers on disability…it’s like let’s award these idiots on this dying technology in an award show on the dying technology…because people are that into celeb bullshit…they don’t just wait for the highlight reel on social media like normal people…

I guess the only thing that matters on TV – is the sluts from Modern Family because they get social media marketing / slutting….It’s a show that I am sure is horrible, but that everyone seems to watch on the plane along with Big Bang Theory…because the world are mindless retard drones who make these peopel famous…

So here are Sofia Vergara’s den mother massive tits in a tight dress, being all old, but still busty, because those tits made her and they’ll stick with her for as long as she can keep milking them…it’s a Hispanic thing….dressed like some slutty drug lords wife at their daughter’s first communion….classy.

Ariel Winter, her TV spawn who learned how things are done was also there….

I think you can see her nipples..

I prefer her in her latex dress, squeezing it all in..

Or Sarah Hyland getting ready for the Emmy’s in her expensive rich girl kitchen…ALL THEM FACE INJECTIONS – LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN – but the bathing suit’s alright..

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2017

18

Sep

Jennifer Aniston Old Lady Erotica of the Day

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Old Lady Jennifer Aniston proves that it may be too late to have kids due to menopause and her egotistical narcissism in her younger years forcing her to push off pregnancy to be the “hot chick” who isn’t even that hot….but who I guess demanded dudes she fucked to finish in her ass – GREEK or maybe dudes didn’t want to make babies with her because she’s a maniac….crazy rich weirdo who has the world validating her importance and celebrity….it’s all our fault she is a terrible person no one sticks with because she sucks..

But it’s never too late to show off you tits, to get attention with your tits, to matter because of your tits, because we love tits…

I mean it doesn’t matter now, but in the 90s when she was on friends, and constantly hard nippled, that was fucking edgy, pushing it, didn’t happen on TV, and I am sure many dudes jerked off to it, I’m sure it’s part of why the show got viewers, because we love tits…

Here she is in a magazine…

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2017

18

Sep

Rita Ora In a Bra for Social Media of the Day

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For those of you who have heard of Rita Ora but have no idea who the bitch is or what she does because she’s famous enough to be on TV, in the tabloids, in the paparazzi, and the only thing we really know of her is that she got signed to replace Rihanna as a back up plan for the label, but never replaced Rihanna but tried to….only to end up in underwear campaigns showing off the tits that made her…

Well, she’s the vocals on a new Avicii track….so I guess she does matter…like all other hooks on EDM tracks before her….you know every popstar in training’s dream…I mean when she’s not modeling lingerie…for money, or attention, or both..

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

18

Sep

Caroline Vreeland Tight See Through Outfit for London Fashion Week of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has been trying to get famous on social media for a long fucking time, I mean I’m talking 6 or 7 years that I’ve been following her, I mean barely following her, but one of her followers, I couldn’t tell you the last time she popped up in my feed or I watched her story, because I find her annoying, but I’ve still known of her…and seen her tactics…trying to be a pop star, never being a popstar, turned instagram girl with MASSIVE tits she has no problem showing off, who found some niche in fashion because of distant relative of hers was big in the industry so she gets the invites, mooching off other social media girls, literally sidekicking them like a groupie or personal assistant, attending ALL the events with them, but NEVER making it on her own…

Forcing her to show up to events in a mesh tight outfit, squeezing her weird body all together, massive tits, cuz she has massive tits, massive tits that don’t excite people like other massive tits other girls have used to be relevant, and still no one cares about her….but at least she has fun…

She’s not that hot, not that ugly, face looks crooked like someone stepped on her face when she was a baby and but the tits are alright.

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Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2017

18

Sep

Sofia Resing See Through at an Event of the Day

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Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by
Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, …

Lots of agencies for a woman I’ve never heard of…

Which is the most extensive list of modeling agencies I’ve ever seen an instagram model rock, but instagram models like vegans love listing these agencies, even key major agencies, that don’t actually make them any money, but that sign them in hope they go viral because they have more than 10,000 followers and they know they can run campaigns through them…simple..

But she matters to me – because she hangs out in see through dresses…

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2017

18

Sep

India Westbrooks Nipples of the Day

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India Westbrooks has 3.2 Million followers on social media, yet I’ve never found her. From my googling, which was really flimsy googling, I found out that she was a “socialite”…and with a name like Westbrooks she must be some kind of royalty, only after looking at some of her pics, I would have to say, she’s probably more the kind of girl who fucks and gets knocked up by pro athletes…and her name is just a stripper stage name…

But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t party, have a good time, or look good in her topless pics she posts for her 3.2 million followers…knowing that that is why they are there…

I guess the world or America likes…trashy girls, from Kardashians to this…there’s always hope for stripper looking porn trash to make it…

I wonder what she smells like….

I want to smell her …

Posted in:India Westbrook

2017

18

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Singing Happy Birthday Erotica of the Day

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In an era of Bella Thornes who rode Lohan’s dick so hard, she basically became the next generations more fun, hotter bodied, less freckled version of Lohan, from Disney to relevant erotica / softcore porn, who luckily gets the advantage of social media to stay relevant….

I think it’s important to remember where our redhead disney kid fetish started….with Lohan…the redhead who made my fear of redheads disappear and replace it with a redhead obsession…yet I still haven’t had sex with a redhead…I guess I still fear the orange pubic hair I saw in high school and gagged from the contrast against very pink pussy lips…

A fetish that got me talking to a reheaded stripper in a weird leotard, all skinny and hot from a distance last night, her name “Amber”…who with her brown teeth went on to tell me how she used to be a waitress and how tipping a dollar a drink in a strip club is actually too cheap…and broke it down to why….thanks Amber…

I didn’t get a lap dance with her, even though she wanted one, girl has bills to pay…but I did get fucking annoyed because she wouldn’t shut up, and because she thought her tattoo that read “double trouble” was clever…FRENCH people….

She did remind me of Lohan, the dream…the dream singing happy birthday to her mom in some creepy video I felt compelled to post…because I guess we should all celebrate Dina Lohan for creating our queen and destroying her in the process…LOhan the delusional ex celebrity always a celebrity!

THANSK DINA…

Here’s some Bella Thorne in her Slutty Rave gear….because she’s a raver….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2017

18

Sep

Robin Tunney 45 Year Old Tits of the Day

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Robin Tunney is 45, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal, considering I am older than her, and we live in an era where 25 isn’t the sexual peak of a woman, it’s not the cut off point anymore, it’s not that once a girl turns 30 she’s dead to me, and I’m not sure if it has to do with modern science, or my own accepting my own age, or our own mortality, or maybe I’m tired of looking at all these hot 20-25 year olds and find something exciting about a menopausal / pre-menopausal pussy that has seen some shit over the years….I don’t know.. maybe the young girls are too annoying, the older pussy gets it and is less crazy…WHO knows…

What I do know is that this chick is Robin Tunney, she’s from some show called the Metalist and Prison Break, two shows I haven’t seen thanks to not owning a TV or cable because fuck that…

She was probably most relevant in Encino Man, Pauly Shore makes all girls relevant, at least in the 90s….

I think she should be most relevant for her natural hangers, in a world of fake tits, the natural hanger tits bring me joy, the speak to my soul, their sag, their lift…like Euopean beach tits…i dig the Den Mother, teaching the youngs how to do…all mom bodied and breast feeding sag…hot to me.

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2017

18

Sep

Tallia Storm See Through of the Day

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The UK Love TIts

Tallia Storm is apparently some 18 year old Scottish Singer, whatever that means….

Some Glasgow factory worker’s daughter just trying to make it…

I do appreciate that she’s wearing a see through top for the paparazzi, like other people in the UK< they know, shamless titty flash is the way to get where you need to go..just ask every Glamour model, reality star, Rita ora around...they'll tell you...UK paparazzi and tabloids love the titties... So wear those tits, show them tits, be those tits, live the tits....TITS....but don't pull out your tits, that'd be wrong....wear a see through top....way better....right... [gallery ids="550865,550866,550867,550868"] TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2017

18

Sep

Nina Dobrev’s Crotch Shot of the Day

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In a world of porn, spread assholes, and all that pantyless good times being norm…it is hard to get excited about a panty flash…it’s like I see more pussy lip / hair / anything pussy oriented on social media…making a casual getting out of car…what was at one point the Paparazzi tease tactic that all these whores would do to get in the media on purpose…you know short skirt, getting out of car, making eye contact, sometimes winking at the camera, to let us all know they are doing it on purpose…making it look casual…because back then, it was impossible to whore yourself out half naked, pussy out, it wasnt mainstream and it would get you fired from your Disney contract…but now a days, this is where all these people are doing their castings..you need to be a public whore who gets naked firs and foremost before getting hired to work at Disney…making it awkward for the 12 year olds…unless they are Ariel Winter or have moms like Ariel Winter who teach them right…

What I am saying is that I come from an era of when the whores were secret whores…forced to panty flash like a little tease whore….because actual whores got lynched…

But now we are in an era of whores being what get jobs, what matter, half naked and amazing..if you can’t whore you don’t get work…

Leaving tactics like this panty flash, on a Canadian TV starlet named Nina Dobrev confusing to me, the limbo of panty flashes, like is it actually just an accident, even though for years it was a tactic, or is she just too old to be that basic IG whore..and still pulls the old tricks since they got her where she is in terms of fame using the old tactics…

So many useless questions about useless pussy.

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