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2017

28

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Lingerie Model at Fashion Week in Paris of the Day

Huge Moves for Hannah Ferguson – from irrelevant / non existent / not very important work as a bikini model – living that bikini model life in catalogs…and photoshoots that don’t matter. Targeting dudes to jerk off to her rather than making the real money in fashion – thanks to being big and having tit…she’s finally made the transition to model. She’s been doing fashion magazines and fashion shows in a rebrand because she knows…no one gives a fuck about bikini models…instagram killed them and the horse / sports illutrated swim issue / they rode in on…

Good hustle…I guess…I mean it seems pretty simple to become relevant in the world…pretty fucking simple…

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2017

28

Sep

Selena Gomez New Kidney New Face No Bra of the Day

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Selena Gomez has a new face to match her new kidney…because that’s just the kind of girl she is…when in the private clinic you paid a lot of money for because you’re rich and thus better than the rest of the world…where you get you own doctor on staff permanently…why not get your tits and face done as you get your Kidney replaced in what may end up being a disaster provided her body rejects the kidney…or the LUPUS really brings the hurt…

I don’t give a fuck about Selena Gomez, her disney scam, her mom exploiting her, her leveraging the media and becoming relevant through simplistic marketing, like sex offending beiber…

But I dont mind her tits in a yellow sweater…

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2017

28

Sep

Rita Ora’s Bra Top of the Day

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Rita Ora posted a picture of her in a bra – a lace bra – no nipples – but still a bra – because Rita Ora knows she’s an irrelevant Rihanna replacement who never was, forced to fuck a Kardashian to get some USA media coverage, and I guess fuck whoever else she could in her quest for fame for nothing….as a singer you’ve never heard sing…and tits in a bra – a lace bra – no nipples – but still a bra – is part of her tactic…

Long story shirt..I jerked off to big tits in a bra recently and it felt liberating in a world of exposed nipples and no bra – it was like a taste of my teens – a Throwback thursday and it was wonderful…

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2017

28

Sep

Aymeline Valade Flashing her Nipple of the Day

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We live in a world where we don’t have a shortage of tits…

This is Aymeline Valade…she’s from France, she was in a movie once, so she’s more than just a model, that movie was called Saint Laurent, about Yves Saint Laurent, where she played a model…she’s got so much depth…depth in the form of a willingness to get naked or topless because this is 2016 and like 1969 before it, tits are a sign of liberation in an era where women have equal rights but still like showing tits..

She’s at the St Laurent Fashion show during Fashion week in france showing tit…

I guess St Laurent and Tits are what she’s all about…

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2017

28

Sep

Masturbating Burglar and Other Videos of the Day

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AirBNB Guest of the Day

Robbers Get Confronted by Guard Chiuahuas

Dog VS Tiger

Gecko Escapes Snake

Dump Truck Hits Height Limit Pole and Kills Oncoming Driver

Woman Who Hates Dogs – Pretends she has Dog Allergy – Gets Taken Off Plane

Woman GIves Birth in Hospital Elevator

Corrections Officier Gets Taken Out By Inmates

Police Gets Shot on the I80

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2017

28

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hugh Hefner is Dead. My Site’s Homepage is Dead…I think there must be some correlation…

I figured Hefner had died along time a go with his brand, after years of being weekend at Bernied by his blonde trashy hookers…but I guess I was wrong…

He did some innovative things in the 50s and 60s, intellectualizing nudity, helping make nudity a thing, that advertisers support and today we live in a world of girls who like getting naked for free because they grew up thinking it’s ok…but advertisers still don’t support nudity I post…and instagram and facebook delete things they deem “nudity”…

He also created a bunch of women who have shitty trashy Playboy tattoos because that’s where the brand went…trashy…

So respect to Hefner an icon maybe, but I was never too emotionally attached to Playboy…didn’t get sucked into the brand…I only paid attention when celebs got naked for PR…and even then…I didn’t care…but he did get rich, he did fuck a lot of women and not just the whores in his later life, and he did live to 91 so who cares that he died…apparently everyone….

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Jane Fonda Face of the Day
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Phoebe Price is God
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Hefner is Dead – You Already Know That
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James Cameron Hating on Wonder Woman…
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73 Very Important Questions with Zac Efron
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Jackie Chan Mash Up
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Jordan Peele is Doing his Own Inglorious Bastards Nazi Hunting Movie.
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Jessica Biel Tit
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Rob Kardashian Accuses Black Chyna of Beating Him for Attention
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2017

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Despite all the anti-bullying programs, I think it’d be pretty powerful to be such a good bully, where you terrorize a person until they reach their breaking point and have to off themselves…I figure this can be done in so many ways…you don’t even need to be mean about it…you just have to figure out some tactics to make their life a living hell, even some low impact shit like sending hookers to their house every night, or prank calling them every night, until they crack…I figure if someone hits that point in their own life and you’re just guiding them there…you’re not the enemy, they are…

That said, I could also use my tactics to make girls love me, I used to prank a girlfriend of mine and terrorize her house late at night so that she’d call me to protect her…you know…strategy…a hero who is only seen as a hero after staging the scenario to be a hero in….right.

Christie Brinkley’s 18 Year Old Daughter Books SI Swim Again – I Wonder How She Got that Job
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Stephen Segal’s Crazy Weird Interview from Moscow
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Tom Cruise in a Viral Video is Weird
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Kirsten Dunst Did Real Drugs in her Last Movie – What an Artist..
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Britney Spears is HOT
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Jordana Brewster Booty
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Child Throws Door Open
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Cat Deeley Nipples
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Update on the Mad Pooper
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Lohan did a Fashion Magazine
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Nicki Minaj Slutty on the Instagram
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Scottish Woman Pronounces English Words
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Justin Timberlake Performing at the Super Bowl – What Year is IT? Where’s Janet Jackson?
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Fight of the Day
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Channing Tatum is Developing a Biopolar Disorder Show for TV – Fun
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100 Movie Gadgets..
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Kate Winslet Cut Off a Family Friend’s Ear
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Game of Thrones Actors Get Married Who Cares
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Squirrel Throws Slinky at Chipmunk
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Why New Yorkers Don’t Pay Contractors
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Centuries Old Debt Still Paying Interest
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Megyn Kelly Offends Jane Fonda By ASking Her About her Plastic Surgery
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Creepy As Fuck Model of the Day
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Gemma Atkinson is Hot
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Emma Stone on Anxiety…Or Someting…I Hate the Bitch…
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Leo Playing Teddy Roosevelt for Scorcese
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Waco – the TV Show
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Ashley Adams Big Tits
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Sluts
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Slutty Amateur from Tumblr
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Capri Anderson
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The Bad Part of Strippers
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Step Mom Joins the Orgy…
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Hot Greek Slut
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Girl Stripping of the Day
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2017

27

Sep

Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is likely struggling to promote her new angle, new album, new anti-drugs, cleaned up her image because she got the attention of her fiance, they are back together, and she also made a shit ton of money with her novelty act, that was more a lie, she’s a Disney kid trained to rape culture and exploit it for her own benefit, and in this case it was HIT TUMBLR and do what they are doing, some splash in the pan shit…easy to digest in a world of half retards…with no attention span…

Her all trippy, half naked, showing bush, good things…all good things…but doing the country thing is more lucrative, has more longevity and allows her to pretend it’s authentic to her, even though nothing about her in authentic, it’s just another angle to sell product…terrible product…but to keep things relevant, she’s still getting the nipples out there, you know to no lose the idiots who were into her nudity, trippy hippie nonsense…they spend money too you know…this is all about money..and I guess nipples…

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2017

27

Sep

Ilona Smet See Through at the ETAM Show of the Day

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Ilona Smet is some socialite which in this era means model…who’s dad was a race car driver…and a descendent of some French Royalty….who goes by the name David Hallyday…and his father/ her grandfather is someone named Johnny Hallyday….who is married to THIS NUDE MODEL NAMED LAETITIA …who I guess is this Ilona’s SMET”s grandmother…FRENCH people…right….what a half naked, nipple filled life…

Well, here are her nipples…because like her stepGRANDMOTHER, her mother and everyone her dad and grandfather have ever fucked, she’s a model…doing model things…like showing nipple.

I like her, but she’s french and showing Nipples is like wearing a bikini, but not to me…to me…it’s like showing nipples!

And Video…

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2017

27

Sep

Selena Gomez on Set for Woody Allen Looking Young and Asian of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach, Elle Fanning, Jude Law and my fetish Rebecca Hall are in a new Woody Allen movie….but I guess most importantly, so is Selena Gomez and these are some pics from her looking wholesome on set, in make-up, rocking her new fake lips, her Kidney she cultivated in her entourage, wearing a cute innocent outfit, despite being a whore who is both self indulgent and filled by all the black cock the Weekend has to offer…

I guess she’s out of her fake “rehab” stint, you know something she used like she uses her LUPUS for your sympathy…but really she’s a coddled child star, still cashing in, and you should hate her, but appreciate her tits…because tits…

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