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2017

27

Sep

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

Britney Spears is one of my favorite prisoners in America and I like to think that it’s important to check in on her social media feed…whether to see her hot mom body in a bikini top like today…or to try to decipher some code or cries for help that slip past her social media coordinator who handles all her content posted to the outside world…I guess Britney isn’t that clever, and is just that dancing monkey created by her parents to take them out of the trailer park, who Jon Benet Ramsey-ed her without the actual murdering, by keeping her working for them well into her 30s, paying out to the family business that they feel she couldn’t have done without them, giving her enough money to live, while medicated, but not too much that she doesn’t get on stage to fulfill those contractual obligations they have in place for her.

The whole story is weird, but there will eventually be a blow-up or blow out when she decides she wants her freedom back…and has to legally fight for it…as if they’d ever allow that..this bitch is owned and operated by them…and will likely die that way…

But in the meantime, there are the occassional “britney still hot and not just because she’s a submissive” pics like this bikini pic…I’m into it.

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2017

27

Sep

Margot Robbie in Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Margot Robbie is overrated. I don’t care who tries to tell you otherwise, they are just weaker minded people with no opinion of their own, who buy into the media hype around a bitch, and don’t actually have the capacity to pull back and look at the bitch and think to themselves…”how did an average looking big girl get so famous, cast in so many movies, making so much money”…there’s gotta to be more this story, something’s not right, this must be some brainwashing or some fake news…it’s the industry feeding us a person and telling us to buy into the person..but that person is a random no name bitch who had a shitty role in Wolf of Wall Street despite being nude in it…in a world where so many hot chicks are nude in movies…yet this one gets booked for 4 movies a year and makes millions at it…because she’s some raw talent or something…

It’s propaganda. It’s lies. It’s Illuminati if that exists style manipulating the masses through the power of the media and I am not going to buy into it..

Even in this shoot for a magazine all spread legged upskirt showing panties…I can’t co-sign or believe her lie…

She’s evil. Be careful while jerking off to her. She may eat your soul….

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2017

27

Sep

Bella Throne is Annoying but has Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne is getting on my fucking nerves….

As much as I like a fake face, fake tits, fake human…trying to get as much attention as she can, in what I would call a great tactic, getting naked or half naked…maybe a basic tactic…but when she looks like Bella Thorne and not like Lena Dunham…a great tactic….

The person behind the tranny looking face, a face that was once cute, but now hard and comic-like, is still fucking irritating…

It’s like once you see the tits, do you really need to put up with the bouncing around, trying to be funny, annoying behavior…just to see the tits again.

I guess the answer is yes, but I am committed to breaking up with her fake face, fake tits, soon enough…I’m getting bored, as bored as you can of tits flashing disney stars, and I’m readdy for masturbation videos…

I just like the full BREAKING of a human, where they just actually go in deep, not this dabbling on wild and free, finding herself, catering and pleasing her audience through erotica and soft core porn…it’s stop walking that line…go deep, go in, commit, be fucking naked girl..be fucking naked….none of this loligaggin, just gag.

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2017

27

Sep

Nina Agdal is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer that Nina Agdal is some March of Dimes recipient, out there getting paid by the charity to live as normal of a life as she can with her mental retardation….all Downs Syndrome faced…like a grocery store bagger…or pharmacy stock clerk..just trying to fill their days with more than just drooling, masturbating, and watching kids shows…

I just can’t admit that she’s a hot chick, but rather some kind of large monster, who is barely famous, and who peaked at 30 when she got to pretend date homosexual Leo Dicaprio, a strategy that didn’t even get her work or pregnant – she done fucked up and as she’s expiring but still booking really shitty catalog pics in a bikini from a friend giving her a hand out…

Because like LEO, we all know there are hotter and younger and more accomplished bikini models out there, and this one, can ride Sports Illustrated shitty shoots as hard as she has been, but doesn’t make her relevant, or as good as what’s out there…

I am not a fan…

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2017

27

Sep

Charisma Carpenter Subtle Casual Selfie of the Day

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People, not many people, but people…are very into Charisma Carpenter.

She is one of those “hot chicks” from a nerd show, who will forever exist because of the nerd show and nerds being into the hot chicks from their shows..

She was on Buffy or some shit, also did Playboy, is in her 40s and this is how she selfies.

Interesting, she’s the kind of girl these nerds who are still very into her, and who get mad when I do posts on her, I get actual hate mail, when I’m consistently writing hateful shit about all kinds of people that doesn’t get any emails when it is about other people…and I find that really weird…maybe it’s because she’s the kind of girl the nerds can pay 1000 dollars to fuck…like a Maitland Ward type…

WHO knows…but I dig the selfie

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2017

27

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Posing in S Moda of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is finally getting some editorial coverage – some photoshoots in magazines that like this shoot for S Moda…and she doesn’t even need to get naked to be in the magazine – despite everyone being naked all the time…because she’s a Christian….and it’s not even a photoshoot that she put together for her social media pretending she’s a model and hoping people will believe she’s a model – it’s an actual photoshoot.

I guess all those face injections are finally paying off and people are either believing the lie they are being told, or finding anyone they can with an audience to be in their magazine to help grow their own social channels and figure Hailey Baldwin has following, bring that instagrammer to their shoot, pretend she’s a real model, get tagged on her account for free…MARKETING…

It’s too bad it’s not a hot shoot with things being shoved in her butthole…but it is still a big step in her lie she is perpetuating…but believes which is key to all successful lies…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

27

Sep

Sofia Vergara Cleavage Cutting Bread of the Day

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Sofia Vergara is not that interesting of a person to me – other than that she’s made it as a huge star, despite being an immigrant, who I am not even sure made it to America legally, or if she pulled some scams, whether it be marriage, or work visas as the correspondent for some Colombian Telemundo shit that granted her a work visa, I just know that after all these years, a stint on a huge show where she’s helped raise slutty Ariel Winter and Sarah Hyland…you know instilling great values that their mother’s initiated when whoring them out to the media…by someone who whored herself out to the media…because how else did this success happen. It makes no sense beyond big tits, people liking big tits, enough to cast them in a TV show they likely had no idea would be a big hit…reminding us that all you need is that one hit to matter.

I like to think she’s dialed in through a drug cartel in Colombia and that’s why she won at hollywood, you know some underbelly, underworld, cocaine fueled shit…

That said, she’s promoting some bullshit, cutting bread, tits out and I figure there’s a fetish in there, older tits are still tits, and Sofia Vergara tits are substantial tits that made it tits…

Here’s some more…

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2017

27

Sep

Madison Beer Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer is some young, whored out by her mom to do the fame game, rocking slutty pics on social media to get the attention of Beiber…getting signed…making her relevant with her tits…and I guess allowing her to walk around dressed like every single young girl I see walking around….with her ass hanging out of her shorts…pretty exciting stuff…if you’re a pervert into seeing young ass…hanging out of shorts…cuz you don’t get enough of it leaving your house…because I don’t know about, I just know about me, and that is that I barely leave my couch and when I do…all I see is ass cheek every fucking where…

I like it….but not enough to inspire me to leave my couch more often because it’s not like I get to fuck it…just a tease…that’s not a tease…don’t sexualize the half naked woman…don’t look at her like something to cum on…realize her ass is out to spread fecal matter on benches and chairs as well as to empower her existence…as a woman experience…crazy I know…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

27

Sep

Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day

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Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”….

I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”….

Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

That’s about all I have to say about that….

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

27

Sep

Sienna Miller Not So Racy Toplessness on her Social Media of the Day

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Sienna Miller posted a topless picture on her social media….she’s 35 so it shouldn’t really count, because 35 in Hollywood is old as fuck, no matter how many face fillers they have, while 35 in my life is fine, I mean I’ll jerk off to / on / inside girls of all ages…I am a pervert…but Hollywood has different standards to my no standards…that’s why these people get paid so much…

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of “fun” off screen..

So this toplessness that you’d see as fame whoring, attention seeking, is hardly topless, I can’t see her nipples, so I don’t think I can even call it fame whoring or attention seeking, as anyone who knows Sienna Miller or cares to see her topless has seen her topless and can just watch her old movies…or google those screenshots…and topless beach pics…

If anything, this is just a tribute of what was, not a tease like “you know what’s behind this quarter turn of my body, just beg me to fully turn to the camera”…and more a “don’t look, you don’t want to see this, it’s an old mangled mom mess, and I can’t put you through the pain and suffering accepting that life is finite and that we are living to die….”….

Because when looking at tits, who needs to really deal with the aging process and death…NOT ME…except when I try jerking off to it and fail…because of the same aging process that is making Sienna Miller shy about her tits.

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