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2017

26

Sep

Barbara Palvin Slutty of the Day

Barbara Palvin posted a pic of her in lingerie pulling up her top showing her tits, that are bigger than average model tits, since she’s big…but looks good in photos…because if you don’t have anything to scale her to, she looks good…

You may remember her as the Victoria’s Secret model that was replaced by the snake Stella Maxwell, who moved in on her, friended her and stole her life….or you may remember her as the patsy that Victoria’s Secret tried to pretend fucked Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr pre Snap Billionaire fucked Bieber, because it made more sense to blame it on the Hungarian gypsy who can’t speak english…

I do like this pic for whatever reason because it reminds me of most of my relationships with Hungarians…half naked…because they are strippers or cleaning ladies…or both…but not this one..this one is top tier, forgettable, but rich for a Hungarian…which isn’t saying much…since rich for a Hungarian is owning a trailer to tow your gypsy life in….

Either way, half naked models.

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2017

26

Sep

Lily Rose Cameron Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Cameron is some girl from INSTAGRAM who I actually follow…despite her not having that many followers…just doing what she can to get ahead because she’s hot, been told she’s hot, feels hot and that she has what it takes to be a vapid half naked cunt on social media, and if you tell people you’re hot, they’ll believe it, they’ll buy into it, and if you are hot, they’ll do what they can to take control of the situation, mind fuck you, potentially fuck you….to get you to help them with their cause…

Or you can be like me and just promote her nipple pics for free, having never spoke to her, or her never speaking to me, making me the real loser in this whole thing because I haven’t got to cum on her tits before giving her coverage and that’s fucking wrong….really fucking wrong….I guess that’s how life as a failure plays out.

She’s hot, I like the hunting shirt and corporate fishing store branding….solid ad…

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2017

26

Sep

Dana Borisova is the Russian Presenter of the Day

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Dana Borisova is a Russian TV Host, doing that fake news, clickbait, rigging the American Election, taking over the Ukraine, distracting the communists with tits, fake news, clickbait….nudes, “leaked nudes” in a country of hackers, and nothing is secure, data breached, privacy not existent….this shit is all calculated…strategic… but tits….

I drank too much, hiding in my basement bunker….avoiding the crazy state of the world….hoping the apocalypse happens in my lifetime….fingers crossed….but too distracted by tits.

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2017

26

Sep

Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Protestor with Awesome Tits

Couple Fuck in Parking Lot in Atlanta

Dog Steals Scooter

Cocaine Packing Machine

Russian Snake Handler Dies After Getting Bit by Snake

Texan University Brawl

Parent Runs Over Teacher

Two Women – One Sewer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The key to a successful life is to be bullshit, because if you’re bullshit, the other people who are bullshit will recognize you as bullshit and bring you under their bullshit wing to perpetuate the bullshit, giving everyone who is bullshit a piece of the pie….while those who call out the bullshit, phony, fake, “painted lives” of idiots people are giving money to…will always be left out because bullshit people are threatened by people who know they are bullshit and who can seemingly put an end to their bullshit by letting other people know they are bullshit…

So be bullshit, not the guy who calls out the bullshit….and make enough money to buy a cabin in the woods on acreage so after you’ve sold your soul to the devil, you can afford to rebuild it as a reclusive…

Here are some morning links in the morning.

Ivanka Trump Tried to Knock Tiffany Trump Out of The Dad’s Will – Nice People…
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Supercars in a Drag Race
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Wet Sluts in the Water
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Biggest Snail Ever
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Gwyneth Paltrow Warns People Not to Fuck With Her….
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Gary Oldman’s Old New Pussy
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Ken Block is a Maniac
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Awesome Girls
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Creating Pennywise….with the Kids from IT
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2017

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those days where the girl you sext, you know the nudist girl seeking validation via her asshole pics – gets a boyfriend or turns lesbian or trans and no longer seeks validation for her asshole pics – but instead want you to promote her gofundme page to help her became a man, since she identifies as a man, via testosterone shots that will turn her pussy into a little dick, and some facial reconstruction to look more mainly, despite still being a fucking girl…

You know…one of those days…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Scott Disick Sucking Sofia Richie’s Dick….
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Rihanna Huge Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Gets Sued for Her Lyrics…BRING THAT UGLY WHITE OVERRATED CUNT DOWN…FOR ROBBING THE BLACK MAN….that CUNT…
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Marion Cotillard Naked as Fuck in a Movie Rockin’ Huge Tits
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Curry in a HUrry…
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Georgia Fowler Nipples
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Anthony Weinder Gets 21 Months in Jail
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Halsey See Through Top…
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Serena Williams THICK post Baby Weight
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Alicia Viknder Sexy Braless Cleavage
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Dust DEVIL in TEMPE
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The Rise and Fall of the Fallout Shelter
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Alina Boyko Bikini…
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More Rihanna Cleavage
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The Last Words of Death Row Inmates
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October’s Premiere Viewing List
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Dude You’ve NEver HEard of is the New American Idol Judge
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Failed Bike Thieves
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Dr Phil Confronts Vodka Water Bottle Drinking Drunk….the New Jerry Springer…
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Virtual Reality Marriage Proposal Weirdness
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Ariel Winter Fat Pig
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Hitting Tits with Strong Winds – The Musical…
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Hailey Baldwin – new Face Side Boobs
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Priyanka Chopra Dressed Crazy
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Costco Weddings…
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Hailey Baldwin Managled Face in Lingerie…
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting…and is Trying to Intellectualize Kylie Jenner Pregnancy
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Driver Turns Across Oncoming Traffic
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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This is most Inspirational Porn I’ve Ever Seen, I’ve wrote about it many times, I guess it’s going Viral now….I used to make girls in high school watch it…it’s called Sharon…I can’t believe someone found it / posted it…LEGENDARY…
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Nude Girls by Russian Photog
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Rosie Jones – Leaked Nudes
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Puffy Nipples of the Day
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Girl With the Amazing Body
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Cum Hasting Pornstar
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Nice Pussy!
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HEAD!
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Slutty Selfies!
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2017

25

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Posts her Nudes of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst posted some nudes, you know the nudes that you’d get from some cunty hipster bitch you matched on tinder, who you have no patience to deal with beyond the nudes, so you say “send nudes’ and she sends a color palate or a a make-up powder kit…and it makes me angry..only in this time it’s some Kirsten Dunst and her big sloppy tits on her skinny frame – that she’s carried into her adulthood, one I was suprised she survived but that being rich and famous allowed her to come out of the depression, drugs, booze, with the help of god, AA, scientology, or a want to be taken seriously, or make more money…and she’s all of a sudden relevant again…all snaggle tooth of her…and I’m good with it because of the sloppy tits…cleavage out…because I like to reduce all things down to the amount of tit I can see in a pic..

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

25

Sep

Miley Cyrus Sheer Pants Panty Flash of the Day

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Miley Cyrus wore a pair of sheer pants to some bullshit radio event – because she’s a whore for the radio people – they are the only people who play her fucking songs – and pollute our lives with the smut she puts out….so she has to keep them happy.

Seriously, even locally, IHeartRadio owns pretty much every fucking radio station, and that’s in a small Candian city alone, they clearly have the USA on lockdown and thus when they do an event, or when the execs have a party, you know MILEY is right there ready to be the dancing monkey hooker they all piss on…cuz she needs them…

So Iheart had a festival, makes sense since they are a radio station across America and all these asshole stars pretty much work for them…and Miley was there…in the sheer pants that are essentially all the rage now – because young people need other body parts to show off, since nipples are played out….

This would have been magical if she was smart enough to wear no panties…but she wore panties…so here’s the best she brought now that she’s trying to clean up her act, blame weed on her wildness, and secure a long career in country rather than asshole spreading tumblr ripping scam…

Not the best times, but good enough times, in a world that is the worst.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

25

Sep

Erica Badu for the Dick of the Day

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Erykah Badu….Andre 3000s baby momma…and star from a long time ago…put out a freestyle about the dick…and people are liking it…probably because it’s not Nicki Minaj…who is the fucking worst..

I don’t remember thinking I wanted to fuck Erykah Badu when she had that hit song…but I guess somethings aren’t about fucking or wanting to fuck…and I’d want to fuck anything in theory…even those I’ve never done bullshit nonsense posts one….

Listening to a girl putting out a video all girls can relate to…because they are all dickmatized….even the lesbians…they just don’t realize it because they are trying to be on trend.

Stay Woke for the Dick.

Posted in:Erica Badu|SFW|Videos

2017

25

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is lovely and she’s got skinny legs…a fetish of mine that is at risk of eventually disappearing…because I left the house today and I saw countless women in fitness gear looking just like a Kardashian..

The fat asses, the skinny waist, it’s like they workout, or eat cake and workout, to achieve this thick bitch look, and the concept of a nice, lean, skinny leg, is fading…an idea or memory of what once was…the glamour of a skinny leg and the eroticism of a skinny ass….is going to left for the crackheads and anorexics and the people dying of cancer or AIDS…and I’ll be forced to stare at thighs rubbing together or pics of hot girls like Emma Roberts pantsless for my pleasure…because no matter how fat the world gets, there will always be archival pics of skinny legs…

I’m a fan of whatever goes on with Emma Roberts..

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