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2017

22

Sep

Topless and Disgusting Lady Gaga of the Day

Lady Gaga is a fucking scam. An ugly, weird looking, over-hyped fake artist hack who has managed to pull off a real fucking lie that people bought into – because people are stupid and you can tell them what you want them to believe and they will believe it..leading to record deals, marketing budgets and brainwashing…

She’s topless in some video and I can’t imagine anyone cares to see it, but I would feel like more of a failure than I already am, if that’s possible, if I didn’t post them.

I know, what’s worse, the disgusting popstar who should have never been getting topless on some video, or the motherfucker posting those pics like they matter..because the world think they matter…and the answer is simple..

I don’t like celebrities, I hate celebrities, they are garbage, but I don’t make them celebrities, that’s all you fuckers….but I don’t mind their tits, because if you have to be raped by their music, you might as well stare at their tits…right….it’s better than not looking at their tits…even though the world has actual tits I want to look at…but there’s something nice in hating everything about these tits at their core while starting at them…

This bitch is vile.

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2017

22

Sep

Bella Thorne Doing Instagram Tranny Dance of the Day

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I don’t know if I would be considered a website, even though I am not really a website, but I pretend to be a website, since there’s a web address and it looks like a website, but it’s so insignificant, but I will pretend that it is a website for the sake of fitting in…and fitting in is so important…we all need to fit in….even when we don’t..but if we pretend to, we will make money and spend it on trolling on a bigger scale.

If I didn’t put Bella Thorne on the site famewhoring, looking like a tranny, screaming for attention, annoying to anyone who hates annoying famewhores just doing what other girls are doing with more of a budget thanks to being on Disney.

Nipples everywhere….

Not very interesting, not ver good looking, jacked up face, but awesome body….and I guess what it comes down to is that at least she’s not Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy for the sake of storyline as the family falls off the fucking map, they just try to survive at the expense of new lives…..

MORE JENNER KARDASHIAN TRASH…terrible…

Let’s hope they collapse..while looking at white girls who are actually so fucking white…like Bella Thorne…unlike whatever the fuck Kylie Jenner is…

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2017

22

Sep

Kendall Jenner for Fergie of the Day

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Fergie is out of touch. Old meth head got that meth brain….a little ICE In Paradise…the scammer edition…but she’s trying so hard to make this comeback…so hard she cast a Karadashian…the Kendall Jenner Daughter of that Bitch Bruce with the tight new pussy…to try to appeal to the kids…without coming across as an old washed up crackhead…or maybe she’s just friends with Bruce and doing his daughter a favor as they met at the DICK CHOP clinic…you know cuz FERGIE is hard faced right….

I don’t know if it is working, because she’s also releasing stories of her divorce to get into the media and that shit is trending on google because people still care about Fergie I guess…it’s her masculinity…can’t take her town…bitch will overcome….while you dream about coming all over her…

Here’s Fergie on the Today Show being old as fuck….

Posted in:Fergie|Kendall Jenner|Videos

2017

22

Sep

Margot Robbie is a Slimy Bitch of the Day

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Who is Margot Robbie and why does she matter. She came out of no where and became something that matters in the Hollywood industry…which is pretty lucrative. Getting booked for all the movies ever made, while coming out of no where, means one simple thing…she fucks top level execs or just cockteases them hard enough….gets into their head..because she is not that hot, talented or interesting..and her first role as the naked wife in Wolf Of Wall Street did not justify any of what followed for her…it’s some sell your soul to the devil shit that makes no sense to me shit…

Well here she is not hot at a premiere…because why not fill our days with questions of why a bitch is famous…when she’s cashing the fuck in…

WHO DID SHE FUCK….WHO DID SHE FUCK….WHY DOES SHE EXIST…

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Paris Hilton is Trash of the Day

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Old lady Paris Hilton may be old as fuck, but she’s lookin’ alright…still skinny…hard faced…but skinny and what it comes down to is that skinny goes a long way…in a world where skinny is being threatened…and faces don’t matter much….

I still think she should be taken out back and shot for creating the kardashians, and that she’s too old to want to fuck the herpes off of…but she did a shoot I feel I’ve already seen…why not give her some coverage for old times..since we’re all getting old you know..I KNOW

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Help Find the Pooping Jogger of the Day

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I figure if I can use the sheer size and influence of this site for good, I might as well..

You know all these fans and followers sitting on the end of their ergonomic chair at their shitty job, or sinking into their soiled couch like me, waiting for my next post – like it is the message of the messiah and it could be….

So why just post celebrity garbage that doesn’t matter – when I can try to do some social justice, or find some criminals and make the world a better place

ANd that is why I am posting this video of the Pooping Jogger who poops on the sidewalk outside of some woman’s house for whatever reason…ultimately because she’s a star.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale in a Bra – Because Who the Fuck Knows Why of the Day

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What the hell’s going on with this Ashley Tisdale posting lacy lingerie bra pics to the internet – to her social media – like a shameless fame hungry young girl – but old and having already made it – could it be that all these celebrities are just commodities, objects eager and ready to be used by whoever feeds their egos and gives them money, is this her arrogance of being “like all the other girls”…current…with it…not dated and played out…washed up and shut the fuck up get out of here married bitch…

Or is she just trying to distract you from her broken down, plastic surgery BOTCHED face…because she’s just a glitch in the matrix…but she’s here and some of you perverts like it.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Ashley Hart Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Ashley Hart is Jessica Hart’s sister…they ave been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER ..These Hart’s getting you hard…because they all know we all have sister fetishes…because sisters having sex is wrong, so wrong it is right..even though they are getting old…I blame all that incest porn I used to watch in the 80s…

That said, saying that she’s Jessica Hart’s sister may be confusing to most of you who don’t give a fuck about Jessica Hart, so let me tell you, inform you, educate you, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER you….about Jessica Hart…

She is some some Australian Sport Illustrated bikini model from YESTERYEAR cuz she’s old as fuck who dates Stavros…..or tries to get Stavros to marry her…because meal plan…and Stavros is a Greek billionaire who had sex with Paris Hilton and Lohan back in the days…likely a homo due to greek…making me asshole she’s got herpes and her sister’s got herpes for scissoring her – but I can’t tell since she’s in a G-String…on the beach…on a shoot…hiding pussy lip scabs…but still bringing it…like it was a casting call and all the men signing checks were in the room waiting to find the right person to sign the check to..you know…whores.

Posted in:Ashley Hart

2017

22

Sep

Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

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Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect.

Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!…

No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW>

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Devon Windsor Pussy Flash of the Day

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I CAN’T TELL IF YOU CAN SEE PUSSY HERE!!!! I DO NOT HAVE THAT PERVERT VISION!!

I’ll assume it’s her clip hanging out of her dress, because why would a bitch on the up and up doing that new new, trying to get noticed noticed, be wearing panties in her gold dress. IT doesn’t make fashion sense….and as a FASHION sense kind of guy..I know……

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting…

She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret…

She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties..

But I appreciate her hustlin’…

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