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2017

16

Nov

Dina Meyer’s 48 Year Old Ass Clickbaits of the Day

Dina Meyer was on Beverly Hills 90210, I don’t remember that show because it was 100 years ago, you know at the advent of television and my brain doesn’t really retain that much bullshit information from 100 years ago, as it is fully congested and filled up with useless information from today…

She was the lead in Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves, so there was a time when she likely thought she really made it..but never made it…

But at 48 years old she’s taken it upon herself to get on social media finding her own audience, her own way…showing her ass….

Oh and she posted a tweet about empowerment not shameless “Look at my old fucking ass”

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2017

16

Nov

Olivia North Looks Good on the Beach of the Day

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Olivia North is some instagram girl who posts naked pics of herself on instagram because I guess at her core she is looking for some kind of validation…or maybe she just understands low level marketing and that tits get hits…or maybe like a Louis CK, she’s just into pulling her dick out in public when a man takes pics of her – only to run back home to masturbate to the experiece…

I don’t have the answers, because I have no idea who she really is or what she does, she’s got modeling agencies, she’s naked on the beach, I see her tits, I have seen her bush..and even with all the slutty photos, she’s still only got 15k followers, laughable really..but not laughable enough cuz I can stare at the tits and I need girls to participate in shit like this to stare at tits…without them, I’d be forced to only stare at my wife’s tits…and that is a life I am not willing to live..

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2017

16

Nov

Woman Climbs Through Drive Thru Window and Other videos of the Day

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Angry Range Rover Driver

Sudden Pedestrian…

Ref Gets Beat

Man Commits Suicide by Hanging in front of Family. What the Hell..

Drunks!

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2017

16

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really care about the sexually misconduct charges that come out every day, but none of the people accused of sexual misconduct really inspire, excite or motivate me…

I know dudes are creepers, horny fucking pigs, and when given the right opportunity from women who are only with them to get ahead, even if they don’t think they are with them to get ahead, it’s the laws of attractions and they are attracted to their power and thus with them to get ahead, will jerk off in front of them, or make a move and rub them down…because these dudes are momma’s boys, egos, who think if they are feeling the sexually eneergy, everyone in the room is and they should make a pass at them, since they popped a viagra and don’t want it to go to waste…

I just want to see Ryan Seacrest, a known creeper go down….and there are other creepers, but he’d be the funniest…KARMA for creating the Kardashian…he’s shut down Agent Provocateur in Beverly Hills and sent girls I KNOW to shop and buy whatever they want in there…so long as they sign his contract and check their phone at the door with his security…this is a known thing, where are the Agent Provocateur employees, where are the girls he’s likely paying a salary too..

That said, it hasn’t happened yet, but here are some links..

Bella Thorne’s ex Dies of an Overdose
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Chick Chugs a Full Bottle of Wine
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Racist Man Attacks Asian on the Train
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AMber Heard – in Underwear
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Shaq Spent 1,000,000 on his Kid’s Sweet Sixteen
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Gal Gadot is a Whore
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Bea Miller Chick with Big Tits has Cleavage
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Grey Parrot Fucks with Amazon Echo
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The People Hate People Magazine’s Opinion on Sexy Men
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Sofia Richie Midriff…
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2017

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes trying to convince the girl with low self esteem that she’s hot, at least enough to get her to take vagina selfies is pretty challenging, even when the low self esteem girl is hot, because her low self esteem doesn’t allow her to see how hot she is…but once she breaks free…it’s like a floodgate of nudes, a lottery win, like going to Costco and getting caught in the crowd waiting for the cheese samples…just absolute chaos…but with less dirty immigrant hands, and more pussy.

That’s about all I’ve come up with today, so we can leave it at that..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Miranda Kerr is Pregnant with Snapchat Billionaire Baby – Obviously
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Natalie Portman Tennis Erotica
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Big Titty Girl on Welfare – Brags About How She Games her Welfare –
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Oh God Hollywood is Desperate
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Sarah Hyland Defends her Naked in Bed with a Dude Pic…
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Cards Against Humanity Political Publicity Stunt
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Gal Gadot is more Powerful than Brett Ratner…
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage
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The Nip Flash You Don’t Care ABout
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Cara Delevigne Topless in Some Bullshit Acting Bullshit
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Jessica Biel – in a Jumper
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James Franco on Quitting the Internet
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Slutty Tallia Storm
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Close Encounter with a Vampire Squid
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Making a Headdress from Thor
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Linda Carter Old…
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Robbery Breakdown…
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Riding a Cafe Racer
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Hilary Duff Cameltoe
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Carrie ANne Moss Sucks
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The World Hates Bryan Cranston…
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AMber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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More Amber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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Drew Barrymore is Terrifying
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely is Old
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Keisha Gray’s Instagram…
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Rose McGowan Surrenders to the Cops
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Rooney and Kate Mara on the Red Carpet with Tits
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Elizabeth Banks Old
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Best List of Porn…
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Kayla Kiss Monster Tits
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Creeping on Girls….the Gallery
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This Site is Life!!
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Horror Porn is Some Weirdness
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That Slutty Canuck is the Hot Amateur of the Day
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Gimp of the Day
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Bridgette with the Big Tits
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Cute Naked girl and her Feet
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Action Girl in the Mesh Shirt
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Cheesy Naked Playmate
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2017

15

Nov

Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

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Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more…

It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation.

Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover…

Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out…

In what is not her actually eating herself out…

And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are…

Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting.

Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth.

Take her out back and shoot her…

Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits…

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2017

15

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day

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Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

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If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

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Jesus Elodie Christ….

She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things…

What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection…

Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties…

Posted in:Elodie Christ|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ of the Day

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Gal Gadot annoys me…

I just don’t find her that interesting, or that hot. I don’t watch comic book style movies, so I am not in love with her because she’s playing a new version of an old character I didn’t jerk off to when it was on TV in the 80s and don’t expect to jerk off to now. I am not against power women, I actually surround myself with power women, and think the concept of Wonder Woman is great, I am lazy and like to be supported, make me a housewife who doesn’t have to work please..it’s ideal…

I just don’t think Gal Gadot is a power woman, i think she’s an old actress, who used Jewish Guilt on Jewish producers, because if you know Jewish people, they all sympathize with Israel and send money to Israel, but don’t live in Israel…you see because she’s Israeli…

I think she’s a typical woman who uses her looks to seduce people into giving her what she wants, I mean she is an actress here, who gives a fuck about actresses, what the fuck do actresses do in the grand scheme of the world besides bitch about the grimy producer they fucked to get their career and blame him for being a molestor…forgetting they are the ones shoving his dick in their mouth…then turns on them and refuses to participate in movies if dude’s part of it…in a “you’re not that important, quick letting your fame get to your head cunt”…strategy she should be penalized for because she is replaceable…

It’s a weird time, a time where this puppet is just a puppet, but she’s cashing in and I guess that’s what matters..

I just prefer my Wonder Woman to be closer to 20 than 40…..but people buy into what they are sold and here she is in GQ….

Since that’s not enough of her…here she is:

1-In Another Magazine
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2- At an Event Who Cares
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In more intersting news, speaking of Justice League Premiere….check out this Brooke Ence Crossfit Games winner turned actor…bitch is SCARY…and there’s definitely a fetish up in here…..

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