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2017

14

Nov

Bella Hadid Weirdo Underwear Flash of the Day

The public underwear on social media is a very weird concept to me – because I come from an era where I didn’t get to see girl’s underwear unless it was by accident when they were wearing a skirt and the wind blew at them the right way, or if I negotiated a good deal and they ended up thinking it was a good idea to flash me, because ultimately it is always a good idea to flash me, but more importantly, girls actually like doing the flashing, otherwise, they wouldn’t do it…

It’s just that now with social media, people can sext the world, in one instagram story, that is positioned as “look at my body in underwear”….or “look how hot I look”…in a way that she can only get off looking at herself knowing a million people are watching herself…as she packages it as being part of the Victoria’s Secret informercial, who will cast anyone with a following, and anyone who can theoretically sell product…

It’s just a weird era where unsolicted panty flashing isn’t considered sex offense, even with the hard nipples, but if I was to show a bitch my dick she’d freak out and try to get me arrested…

It’s also a weird era where girls like Bella Hadid can get famous and successful despite being garbage plastic surgery ridden tacky rich kids who purchased their career thanks to DADDY.

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2017

14

Nov

Isabeli Fontana Hot Bikini of the Day

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She’s a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system..

I don’t know why the Victoria’s Secret people haven’t gone down yet, building a billion dollar empire sexualizing and objectifying women, but I do know I’m ready for it.

I don’t how a company can get away with teen models – at least in the 90s – when most amateur photographers looking for teens to take nude pics of on the internet end up in jail.

I guess another example of big business being too big for the government to really fuck with, because if they got arrested and went down for being the perverts they are, the whole world would be underwear-less and we can’t be having that.

She’s no longer 16, she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch of kids, but still posing..

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2017

14

Nov

The Faces of a Rat Cow of the Day

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I think it is important to stare at the Rat Cow face whenever you see pics of her shamelessly trying to promote her tits, because her tits are awesome and the rest of her isn’t really that interesting…

I don’t think you should stare because like a horror movie it will eat your soul, even if it is so eager for success that it would eat your soul if it was promised another titty music video…

I think you should stare to see that despite being hyped up in some circles and her efforts to polarize her titty career as being that of a scenester fashionista…her face fucking sucks…and despite her efforts trying to rebuild her face with injections…she’s pretty much failed….so take it in….Rat Cow face…

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2017

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

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Eugenie Bouchard posted a bikini selfie of her bathing suit jacked up inside her vagina for the sake for social media – something that her entire family has been navigating and figuring out with their own brand of slutty content – because if you’ve got a relative with a name making moves in the world of sport or really any world – and you can maximize being associated with her to end up with your own personal brand – you do it – the social media following is the only thing that matters when you’re a vapid cunt…

That said, a little tight bikini jacked up in her pussy for the instagram is a nice change of pace, celebrating her very fit body, because she’s a pro athlete in the tennis world, a sport that when you see past the women being 6 foot tall and solid muscle..can be kind of erotic with the sweaty panty flashes and erotic grunts…especially when it takes on the instagram selfie form.

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2017

14

Nov

Gigi Hadid See Through Shirt of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is on some self promotion to likely distract the world from what her and her sister used to look like, and really GIGI didn’t look that much different, you know not like her sister Bella, who is basically a totally different person, but she’s still got her face jacked the fuck up, and she’s still using her see through top to distract you from that, and she’s still just a manufactured celebrity created by her family, or her rich dad, like it was her birthday he missed so that he went over the top with it, because if you think about it, when you’re worth 1000s of millions of dollars, paying magazines 100k to get her on the cover, and to make your little baby happy isn’t that big of a deal, it’s actually cheaper than rehab, and will pay back ten fold if the industry believes the lie…because it is a fucking lie…

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2017

14

Nov

Emily Bett Rickards in Panties of the Day

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I don’t watch Arrow, there’s something about Low Budget, Canadian produced garbage TV shows that I fucking hate and have hated since Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules…it makes me want to break shit…

I think it has to do with the shows being on for free back when I didn’t have cable, but I did have a roommate who would watch the shit…

I was surprised when I found out that that style of shite became an actual genre and all these superhero shows people actually watch have the same shit vibe…

But I guess nerds love all things comic they used to read, and all women who participate in those shows based on the comics they read, like this Emily Brett chick, looking slutty…

She’s straight from the mean streets of Vancouver, now too famous to care about Canada, but still Canadian programming and here she is.

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2017

14

Nov

Rose McGowan Topless for a Magazine of the Day

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Rose McGowan brought out her awesome tits – that aren’t quite as awesome as they were in the 90s when she first made an appearance…back when she had escaped from the Children of God sex cult her family was in, where she was likely old enough to have seen some shit, fucking her up sexually for her entire life, where that she had to go to Hollywood to be discovered as a set of tits for the indie films she was in, before almost becoming a big big star, until the world stopped caring and she decided it was a feminist issue, that hollywood hated when hot chicks got old, and that Hollywood, the old man’s club was fucking with her ability to make money working…cuz they weren’t giving her jobs…

So she jumped on as a advocate for women’s rights, saying she too had been sexually violated by Weinstein, a status symbol, but she took a payout and backed off allowing 20 years of girls to get violated by Weinstein, instead of saying something when it actually mattered….

Now she’s a voice of the industry, the women’s plight, all while…really just being an attention seeker, capitalizing on timing…

It’s hard to take someone who settled with Weinstein in the 90s seriously, because she didn’t fight it then and there when she mattered, instead she just booked more movies…thanks to being an egotistical narcissist out for her self…

But here are her tits anyway.

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2017

14

Nov

Hailee Steinfeld for Cosmo of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is looking good…I guess she’s decided to lean up…in a world full of fat people…and that is almost revolutionary in a world of fat people…even though we all hate

She realizes that not being fat, bloated, water retaining, allows her true young slut sex appeal to shine…you know not buried under all the fat that people who are trying to package as hot…

She’s in a magazine called Cosmo, that young girls read and that teaches them things like how to eat ass….and other sex tips….that help fuel the pervert world…at a young age in this moral-less society…really intellectualize it…and taints the youth…and this Hailee Steinfeld girl is just participating it…in tight outfits.

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2017

14

Nov

Ana Braga in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Ana Braga is a fame whore, I know this because she used to do my snapchat takeovers – of her at the gym, or her being silly, all while being 100 fucking years old, pretty much for free, or attempting to build her own audience of mine, and that alone gives me no reason but to love her, appreciate her, and all her antics and attempts to get known, seen, in the paparazzi in what I find a fascinating scene of a lot of women, who are too old to properly execute a social media click bait campaign, but not too old to exist for being nude in magazines, or nude in the streets of LA, get your money’s worth….because guess what it works, paparazzi come take the pics, sell the pics, and people publish the pics…

Clever thing she is..