It’s Black Friday, Thanksgiving is Over, time to plan the actual holidays, you know since Thanksgiving is the gateway to the happiest time of year…so why not make it happier with a Fleshlight ….

Sometimes the best gifts are the most considerate gifts…you know not the most expensive gift, but the gifts from the heart…and that is why I want to see a lot of Fleshlights under the christmas tree, or shipped to your love-ones door because people don’t actually leave their houses anymore, not even on the Holidays…because it’s inconvenient….

Sure, gifting a Fleshlight may be unconventional, so if you’re too shy to give your family and friends something they will actually use, appreciate, and possibly fall in love with, because they are that good…get yourself one…you won’t regret it…

When planning for this article, I did hours of research that you can find on STEPSMUT ….where I was reminded how good Fleshlights actually are…

Then I remembered the first time I used a fleshlight, it was in 2004 or 2005 and it was given to me by a friend, I didn’t use it for weeks, just stared at it confused by the invention but fascinated by it…It was a time I wasn’t getting laid and thought, fuck I’m a loser fucking a plastic device…then I fucked the plastic device and came faster and harder than I ever had. I ended up washing the Fleshlight in the sink, thinking “I should have pulled out”…and ended up blowing that thing out until I had to throw it out because it was violated harder than any of Harvey Weinstein’s girls…

Now, I know you don’t want to hear my 13 year old stories of being introduced to a life changing toy, and we’re in a different era of sex toy culture, where girls shove all kinds of things up in them…there’s no shame in using a tool like they do…

If anything, women just don’t want us using them, at least the wrong women who make us insecure proudly displaying our toys like little kids do with their GI Joes or whatever they play with now, likely Barbies since the world is becoming one massive vagina….

But if anything, women just don’t want us to have them because they know they could be replaced…

You see…a Fleshlight doesn’t say no, it doesn’t report us for being perverts because it’s trendy, even if it enjoyed us being perverts while we were being perverts, it is always available, it never talks back, it always stays tights, you can cum in it and not get it pregnant, and overall..it’s fucking amazing…

Not to mention, if you’re married or in a relationship, you may want to fuck a new pussy, without cheating, maybe live out a threesome fantasy, or most likely your wife won’t want to fuck you because you bore her…..so she’ll encourage you to jerk off or even jerk you off with the fleshlight…because masturabtion is good alone and in groups….

So get your Fleshlight Supply NOW

Oh and you can get Pornstar Vaginas which makes it all more fun….to jerk off to their videos…

Nicole Aniston

Dillon Harper

Kendra Suderland

Madison IVY

Stoya

Reily Reid

Riley Steele

Eva Lovia

Here’s some highlights from their instagram…..

And a video…

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