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2017

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have spent the last week watching 63 Episodes of Longmire on a stolen Netflix account….

I have got sucked into some Battlestar Gallactica actress I never heard of because I never watched that nerd shit’s tits…and a cowboy named Walt who solves murders every episode in an unconventional way….a modern cowboy and indian story….that may be hokey…but that can’t be over…we need another season

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J.Lo as a Guess Girl is Some Kind of Bullshit
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Woman Pulls Up Skirt in Crowded Station….To Criminalize Upskirting
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Padma Lakshmi Has Nipples
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Yes Julz Thick as Fuck in a Bikini
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Driving Around in a Replica Car
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10 Super Cars from the 80s
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Deals on Naked Celebs
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Bamboo Boxing Match….
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Emmy Rossum’s Feeding the Homeless Cuz She’S So Nice…
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Trump Says the Access Hollywood Tape is Fake
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2017

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was unfortunately fighting with a Russian, probably mail order bride, bootleg model, who had her sleazy spread pussy photoshoot posted on some variation of Playboy cyber, where the bootleg models get posted for the perverts who were paying Playboy 30 dollars a month..

She emailed me asking me to remove pics that were embedded on the FORUM …that weren’t even hosted on this site…but I deleted the images regardless..because I have a soul and feel bad for exploited women…but for some reason she thought I didn’t delete them and she went nuts on me….

So I asked her

Why do I know what your vagina looks like?

I feel like ONLY your husband should see that.

Don’t you agree?

Why are you sending me pictures of your VAGINA spread open?

I am not your doctor…..

I am a religious man and I find that very offensive.

DO YOU KNOW who JESUS is? He does not approve.

It went on and on, she called me jealous of her and I guess it’s nice to know I have friends…when people post vagina pics on the internet…

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2017

27

Nov

Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner and other on Vacation of the Day

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The most important, useless, but well paid, rich kids people pay attention to, and we’re looking forward to them eventually falling off..Bella Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and others…

They went to Bahamas for an exciting thanksgiving….but unfortunately they didn’t get eaten by any pigs…

I would rather see them violently mauled by these animals, not because I’m a sick gore loving psychopath…I just think it would be better for humanity…

I don’t know…seeing cunts like this posing like photoshoots on their vacations for fun is a level of VAPID that would depress me if I had any hope for society…

Garbage humans….but worth so much money because of their parents, and their bullshit relevance…

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2017

27

Nov

Kelly Gale in Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Playboy model….

Who has polarized things and is now a Victoria’s Secret model…which is weird…

I don’t know how a Playboy model becomes a Victoria’s Secret model, you know because Playboy is ghetto…and should discriminate the models…while all the other people on their roster does naked for fashion…all the fucking time, so why would Playboy for this one.. be any different…I guess it’s different times, or the corruption and inconsistencies that are the foundation of society…inconsisten

She’s wet for the paparazzi and it’s looking good….but she is a Playboy model who converted to Victoria’s Secret, something most Playboy models give up on when they decide to do Playboy, like “end of the career but I need to go for something that will get me attention because I am getting old”…but somehow she polarized it and the mainstream moved in…

I guess Playboy doesn’t blacklist you when everyone in the world is an exhibitionist whore.

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2017

27

Nov

Ready To Drop Alba of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got the fat ass stomach and titties….because she’s part Mexican and pregnant…which means she should be 300 more pounds than this…

She’s not hot, because she’s pregnant really, but also because she’s old…

I never really understood her hype, she wasn’t anything interesting or talented and she didn’t ever do any really solid movies, but she’s famous as fuck, probably a terrible fucking human…but she’s breeding and that’s exiciting, I mean not really, but maybe some of you perverts want to see her spawns in 18 years….you know prepping for the level of fucked up they’ll be..especially now that she’s a billionaire…

Either way, alba, who gives a fuck and why am I putting these up….milk filled tits? Ok.

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2017

27

Nov

Natalie Gulbis LPGA Old Timer in a Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Gulbis is a LPGA golfer who has been on the circuit for 17 years.

I don’t watch LPGA golfing, or any golf because it bores me..

I don’t like golf as a game, or concept and the dudes who are all about golf are the bros I try to avoid…who you may be.

I do not find the sport to be a sport, sure there’s skill involved, but walking around with a bunch of white dudes in dumb outfits hitting a ball into a hole seems like a waste of fucking time, and even pretty fucking gay cuz there’s no pussy…I mean unless you’ve got this old thang in on it…

So golf hate or not, I don’t mind golf tits, even if it’s 17 years too late

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2017

27

Nov

Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old and in a bikini – because thanksgiving is a time to show off that you’ve never eaten more than 1000 calories in a day – as it will fuck with your sugar babying tactics… because when you reach a certain age, there is always going to be a dude 25 years older than you who thinks you’re hot, likes your dick sucking experience, enjoys being able to fist a girl with more ease than if she was 20 years old, while not looking like a total pervert misusing his wealth…by choosing a more refined woman than a young hot one…but rather take the old hot one who’s not that old, but has a level of fame and brand name to make her of more value than the other hotness out there scamming…

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2017

27

Nov

Gal Gadot is a Mossad Agent of the Day

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I didn’t read all this, but apparently there’s a conspiracy around Gal Gadot, your Wonder Woman, because of Israel.

They are saying that she’s a Mossad secret agent, which would explain why she’s got famous, because why the fuck would anyone give her fame unless there was some Israel based conspiracy…..

I just assumed it was Jewish guilt from the producers….who hired an Israeli girl since she fought for their country…while they were in Beverly Hills sitting by the pool on a pile of money…

But here’s some angling they are putting out on her to make her Wonder Woman seem more legit…

Here’s the story, that’s probably just a story….

The paper, a daily known as Al Liwaa, published an image of Gadot on their front page Monday, claiming in a report (via The Times of Israel), that she was actually Collette Vianfi, an agent from Israel’s international spy agency who was allegedly recruited to work with Lebanese actor and playwright Ziad Itani, who was arrested on Friday on charges of “collaborating” with Israel and gathering information about political figures.

Gadot has not commented yet on the claims that she is Vianfi, or a member of the Israeli National Intelligence Agency.

Gadot was crowned as Miss Israel back in 2004. She did serve a compulsory two year stint in the Israeli Defense Forces afterwards. She later went on to star as Gisele in “Fast & Furious,” “Fast Five” and “Furious 7,” and as Natalie Jones in “Keeping Up with the Joneses.” She has become a bigger Hollywood name in the last year for her role as Wonder Woman…blah blah blah….who cares…

I mean it’s nice to see that even spies can become vapid Hollywood rich people, who likely aren’t spying on shit anymore, you know sitting by the pool on that pile of money in California does that to a secret agent.

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2017

27

Nov

Samara Weaving Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Samara Weaving posted some social media porn, because I guess Thanksgiving does that to people, especially Australians, because Australians are always horny…and when they finally make it in America…they are just pussy drippin’ everywhere….all over the place it’s exciting…so share that shit with the internet fans…

You see all these girls trying to be famous, post this shit, but even when becoming semi famous, bitches post this shit.

She was in a Bella Thorne movie and some show about Single Mothers, that people are liking….

It only makes sense to post pretty fucking naked lingerie pics…you know…art.

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2017

27

Nov

Rita Ora In a Bathing Suit Clickbaiting of the Day

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Rita Ora is in a bikini, showing off her ass, because I guess she feels like she’s over exposed her tits to the point of no one caring, even though the fact people paid notice, or even remotely cared, blows my fucking mind….since she’s pretty much a nobody..

A nobody who makes music that nobody has heard, but she keeps trying to exist in an era after Jay Z dropped her off his label because he has Rihanna and doesn’t need a cruise ship version of her…

I don’t know what her deal is, but she’s famous in europe…so here..

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