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2017

03

Nov

Brie Larson See Through Dress of the Day

Brie Larson is not that hot, I mean not hot at all really, but she’s been chosen as the next big thing in Hollywood thanks to Hollywood being a very weird place that decides who gets the big payouts based on who the fuck knows….or who the fuck fucks who fuck you know what I mean…

She won an an Academy award that girl only got because the story and the production…I don’t buy into good actors existing, anyone can act if they are a big enough asshole….but that Academy award makes all these other idiots think they need to hire her…

She is a homely hipster looking girl trying to glam up and I just appreciate that she’s in a see through dress – where you can see her damn nipple pasties…other than that…she’s garbage.

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Posted in:Brie Larson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Pregnant Looking Rihanna of the Day

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Rihanna’s been looking rough, thick, like a typical Bajan woman who’s pushing 30 and filled with babies and Roti and other greasy food, because despite being a tropical island where you think life would be fun filled and sun filled and active…the ladies who live there are all very fucking large…I guess it’s from a sugar they eat..on the old plantations they once were slaves on…and now make Rum from….WHO KNOWS…

Her titties look bigger, she looks more crackhead and crazy and her boyfriend is some multi billionaire…knocked up would make sense even if she’s already richer than god…or everyone on her Island combined, including Simon Cowell who goes there to fuck boys..

This is not a Halloween….

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Danielle Knudson & Jordan van der Vyver in a Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Danielle Knudson is an irrelevant model from Canada who am not even going to bother looking up on the internet machine…

I feel like I need to give a little Canadian Content…to someone who doesn’t give me any love of admiration on Canada Day when all Canadians hold hands and discuss Native American Issues, Global Warming, the Polar Ice Cap, all the water and minerals we have in the north, and other Canadian things like Celine Dion’s next Album, or Pam Anderson’s tits…it’s a cultural thing…a culture she’s left behind to be a low level, not even that hot, model on the beach in a bathing suit.

The other model is Jordan van der Vyver…whatever the fuck that means..

Posted in:Danielle Knudson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Useless Award Show Brought Out the Pussy of the Day

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If you know anything about narcissistic assholes, it’s that they fucking love to be give trophies and awards that mean nothing..

So brands realize this simple detail about an ego, and are clever enough to put on bullshit award shows honoring the people, basically publicly sucking their dick, to get them to attend, post, tag the event for free…

It’s a PR person’s wet dream, you know “OMG, All these sluts who charge 100k a post to attend an event and post to the IG, came for free, we just had to give them medals like retard children in elementary school”….

Here are some of the sluts in attendence not looking all that hot…I’m talking to you Hailey Baldwin..Shay Mitchell looked a little gothic while flashing some thigh, while Ashley Tisdale was just a bull dozer and that Delilah Hamlin fetish was wearing too much damn clothes…garbage…everywhere…the trophy they all deserve is a giant pale turd from malabsorbtion.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Shay Mitchell

2017

03

Nov

Kate Hudson In a Bikini on a Boat Showing Fake Tits of the Day

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Kate Hudson got some titty going on in this picture that I saw on the internet – that I don’t see on her social media feed – and that may be old – like her – because she’s old – but old doesn’t stop us from looking at tits – it’s just lowers the value of the tits..but they are still tits….

This photo may be recent, it’s so pixelated, or it could be from an era where she banged everyone she could, and made some men so crazy they tried to kill themselves, all while working in Romantic Comedy playing the same person thanks to her mom being to old and the industry needing a stand in….

Good pic though.

Posted in:Kate Hudson|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Delaia Gonzalez is a Spanish Model of the Day

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Delaia Gonzalez is a naked instagram model who is very important because she’s naked…and her feeds on instagram are totally naked…because girl likes to break the rules and I guess realizes like most girls realize…tits get hits…and the it’s nice to see a little DIY…knowing she’s not getting paid to be naked makes it hotter.

That’s all I have to say about that..

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2017

03

Nov

Sara Jean Underwood is Still Hot of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood posted a nude shower scene from her new porno we call “monthly subscription not safe for work nude instagram / snapchat account for her fans to jerk off to”…which isn’t that interesting thanks to the Ryan Seacrest funded bolt on tits, but that is still alright because girl looks hot…and must be pushing 35 by now…

I almost feel bad for this one, because she is hot, and she managed to break through from Playboy into the mainstream like other Playboy chicks, but for some reason she couldn’t stick it…so instead she’s doing internet porn on the internet…like a low level chick…when she was a fucking TV host…replacing that cunt Olivia Munn who went on to manipulate actual movie roles…while Underwood posts nude shower scenes from her porno..

FUNNY how the world works..

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2017

03

Nov

Irina Shayk in a Slutty Cat Suit of the Day

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Irina Shayk put on a catsuit to celebrate Halloween, because it’s still Halloween in Russia, or at least it is for a hired vagina an actor as commissioned to make him a baby -girl’s gotta be ready to get in catsuits, lingerie, clown suits, whatever the weirdo actor is into on call, everyday of the week…because that’s what being a high paid escort who is giving a dude the girlfriend experience…he could be like – take out the trash dressed like Jay Leno in Crotchess panties while peeing yourself and girl would…like the strategic sex worker she is…

Especially now that she hasn’t recovered from her baby weight…she’s gotta work extra hard to keep him roped in, you know so she gets a second kid with hi, the payout doubles..

STRATEGIC….sex worker..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

03

Nov

Charli Xcx Nipples so People Notice She’s Got an Album of the Day

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Charli XCX who you’ve probably never heard of…because she’s a night club act…and not like in the Glory Days of Hollywood where a Night Club act is what created stars and best sellers….since the night club was the place to be if you were fancy and rich and luxurious…but the night club act of today that is garbage, trashy and I guess that still makes you money if you look at all those DJs making 100s of millions a year..

I don’t think Carli XCX is making 100s of millions of dollars a year, but she’s sure as hell trying to get to that pop star status and since the beginning of her barely there career, she’s’ used her tits, sometimes more aggressively than other times, like this time, where you can see the nipples and that’s a great strategy to me…you see because I wont listen to her music regardless of the exposed tits, but I still get to look at the tits..I’m so lucky.