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2017

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know the feeling when you fall in love so deeply, that you know in the core of your soul that that person is the one person you want to spend the rest of your life. Your partner in crime, your everything…the person you’d love and cherish and spoil forever…who you want to spend 24 hours a day every day until you die with…the person who will make you stop sexting or fucking or wanting other girls….

Well I met that girl last night…

She was a stripper who was too busy to give me a lap dance…she had a twitch that must have been from a drug addiction or head injury….but I knew as I gazed into her colored contacts asking to grab her tits for money – before she rejected me…that she completed me…but it could have just been the fact that she spread her asshole on stage..that shit is always a good time and I confuse it for love, real love…found love…in a hopeless place…

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Kate Upton Getting Married this Weekend
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I still Don’t Get this Drunk Dudde Powerbombing His Girl….He Must be a Hollywood Exec
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Hot Tits in a Slutty Selfie
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Hailey Baldwin Likes Canadian Cock
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Hot Juicy Bikini Ass
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A Man and a Whip
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More Hot Tits in a Slutty Selfie
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Jordan Peele is Doing a Reboot of Twilight Zone Because Hollywood Has No IDeas
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Selena Gomez – Woman of the Year
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Hot Tits in a Hot Bikini
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2017

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may be an annoying place, but not as annoying as cumming in an ovulating girl who refuses to take the morning after pill because she wants to have your baby….

Not that that’s every happened to me, but I assume it’d be annoying….

So these whining fame whores playing victims for the world to coddle and bander to them…feel like they are owed something even though they are the 1% and to get there took a little dick sucking….no one’s judging….because we’ve done a lot worse to make a dollar and we’re not living the life of luxury in a mansion working a day a year…

Everyone collectively decides that these people who aren’t even tried as criminals are guilty and everyone else is too scared to attach themselves to anything they do for fear of backlash from people – when the majority of people don’t care – we’re too tired from working…what happened to INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY…not INNOCENT until some ugly fame whore manipulator says you jerked off in an office in front of her…

Hilarious…but still not as annoying as natures worse STD….unwanted pregnancy.

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Kate Upton’s Fat Legs happy Her Husband Won the World Series
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Sarah Hylamd vs Plastic Surgery Claims…
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Ellen Barkin Victim of Home Invasion…..
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Where’s Waldo – Guiness Record
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Demi Rose Big Boobs in a Shoot
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Lily Mo Shen – Booty Shake
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Chloe Goodman Tits….
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They are Doing Live Action Lion King with Beyonce
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Fast Fucking Boat.
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Maitland Ward is Next Level of the Day
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Kourtney Kardashian Tonguing Boyfriend
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Mila Kunis Flashed the UPS Guy
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Hailey Baldwin’s Dating Shawn Mendes…
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Waiting in Line at a Fake Apple Store
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Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini
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Anitta Nip Slip
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Trailer for Tonya Harding Movie Staring Overrated and Ugly Margot Robbie
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Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell on the Price is Right Promoting their New Movie
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Whiner’s Playing Victim Vs Dustin Huffman….
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Hot Ass on the Miami Beach
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The Man Who Found 1,000 Messages in Bottles
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Hayley Atwell Cleavage
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Rose McGowan Thinks the Powers that Be are Out To Silence Her
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Elsa Hosk in NYC
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Melissa Benoist in Marie Claire Indonesia of the Day
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Gwen Stefani Ribcage
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Charlotte McKinney in a Sweatsuit
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Stranger Things Millie Raps and it’s Horrible
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Hep Free Pam Anderson
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Spread Pussy of the Day….
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Tessa Fowler Star Wars….
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Olympic Sport – Ass Squirting…
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Lobster Rapes Girl
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Naked Dancer….
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Sluts in Bed Together…
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Handbra Black Dildo
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Man Celeb Who Likely Sucked Dick
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Sara Underwood Topless Yoga
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Anal Bead Poop….
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Hot Nudes Photoshoots
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2017

Nov

Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day

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In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land..

Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter…

So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you.

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2017

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Halloween Creeper of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is terrifying

The only thing more terrifying than Ireland Baldwin’s halloween costumer is her WITHOUT A MASK

But great titties….on her monster body…which doesn’t mean she’s not a monster…it just means that she’s got some titties that her broken famous daughter brain that is confused likes to show off for attention because she likes attention…

Halloween is over…but that doesn’t mean we can’t look at beasts..in costume

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2017

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Officially a Drag Queen of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger is a Drag Queen….or tranny and here is the proof.

Reaffirming all my thoughts of her…

I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be anyone vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because these tits may be big but I believe…they are still attached to a host body with a dick…that hard face doesn’t trick me…

But I guess in a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are.

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2017

Nov

Maria Sharapova Cheater in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Maria Sharapova is a performance enhancing cheater….trying to cheat at tennis….and work her way back in and she is in a bikini top…because cheaters always win when in bikini…even if they aren’t that hot in bikini…bikinis always win…

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

Nov

Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day

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Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge…

What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans…

But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ…

That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then.

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2017

Nov

Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano in a bikini doing a slutty shoot – terrifies me.

I find there something very wrong and uncomfortable with an old lady in a bikini posing…

I guess she’s been working out…or maybe these old ladies miss being young ladies people want to fuck…and try to revert to that by stripping down…you know empowerment…while her fans freak out because they love her forever and ever…no matter how terrifying and old she gets…they are getting old with her…I don’t see it.

I do see desperation and attention seeking that shouldn’t even happen, doesn’t she have money, is that not enough money to keep her satisfied, does money not factor in on attention seeking, you just always crave that shit…who knows..I don’t know..it happened..

That’s not to say old ladies aren’t worth fucking though, some of the best sex is from old ladies and it’s nice because they can’t get pregnant and want it bad…and bake you cookies when you’re done out of appreciation since no one wants to fuck them…

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2017

Nov

Brooke Candy’s Barbed Wire Nipples of the Day

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Scary…

There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea…

She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility…you know a scene jacker who stole this one who was seen as legit’s credibility….

I have seen her live, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the TERRY PICS OF HER TITS and thinking how vile her big areola was….

And now, she’s got it jacked up with a Barbed Wire tattoo to offset it…

I know, who cares, who even remembers who Brooke Candy is…I guess when it comes to nipples relevance is always just a picture away….

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2017

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Attempts Modeling for Instagram of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin pretending to be a model with her tranny jacked up from filler face is always funny to me…It’s like she wants it so bad, she’s skinny, but she’s such a spoiled, entitled, snobby cunt with no personality, looking at her posing is like looking at a used tampon on the bust station floor, some people will want to pick it up and eat it all up, because they are perverts and see it as gold…while most people just don’t know who she is or care who she is, because they aren’t social media managers who need to get their products on busy pages…it’s weird how uninteresting this bitch and her tranny face is…you’d think she’d have something going for her…

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