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2017

28

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is a Guess? Girl of the Day

Jennifer Lopez was cast as the Guess? Girl and anyone from the 90s, back when J.Lo was a hot new thing to Hollywood, before she trolled the fuck out of everyone and remained a hot new thing for 4 fucking decades has somehow managed to live out a dream she had when she was Mall-Ratting in Jersey in the 90s looking at all the hot girls they cast saying to her white friends in her hispanic accent “one day that will be me”…and that day has come, but you won’t because unlike all the other Guess? Models she’s a grandmother, old, monster…who we hope gets taken out like she was Anna Nicole…a Guess? Model who matted…

I mean this is some sort of viral prank, or J.Lo bought it and has the power to pull off her pranks cuz she’s J.Lo…but it’s a solid sign that Guess? is building off nostalgia that should be forgotten…

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Chloe Mortez Cameltoe in Leggings of the Day

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People, very strange people, jerk off to Chloe Moretz, she is their doughy young fetish….and that is all because they found out about her as some 14 year old girl in a latex suit being properly utilized in the sexually charged scene that is Hollywood….sold off by her dad to the world, a Plastic surgeon who played god and made women hot, figuring that his girl thanks to his narcissism could make it in AMerica and adorned by all, in the vanity hub of the world..the smoke and mirrors capital…so he sent her off to do that…it helps sell Face lifts I guess…

Well, she’s out in leggings with a cameltoe and that’s about all there is to say about that cuz I’m trying to find a reason or more to say about a pussy eating a pair of pants that are one size too small…when the pictures are really all you need….to jerk off to a remember your weird fetish of watching a girl grow up from a distance and waiting for her to ripen..

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Horny Hilary Duff in a See Through Top of the Day

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Here is Duff chubby on the trampoline making those big titty bounce….and it is a semi-magical experience if you’re a Hilary Duff fan, a loyal pervert who has been watching her grow up, and still more into her as a youthful hot thing from TV, but willing to still jerk off to her aging because it makes your love seem more real..

I’m only a recent Hilary Duff fan, and not even a fan, because I like her thickness, I find it strong and erotic and oddly enough never gave a fuck about her when she was a kid on TV and all the other perverts were jerking off to her…

That said, here she is with a dude she seems to fuck, because she’s high testosterone divorcee, and they likes to fuck..

This is her 4th public boyfriend in less than a year…from Personal trainer to whoever this guy is, this bitch takes dick and looks strong enough to really take dick…and that’s a celebration…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Lauren Bonner Naked Photos for No Reason of the Day

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Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system…

This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, to give a boner…if you’re a pervert and any chcik willing to get naked is a fetish of yours because it’s easy, and you’re a not get off your couch, not even to take a shit, and now you have hemorrhoids kind of guy.

Posted in:Lauren Bonner

2017

28

Nov

Scarlett Johansson and Other Sluts for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson is in a terrible shoot for Vanity Fair, celebrating how terrible movies have become, by featuring all the comic book heros from the movies in a shitty fucking photoshoot…

It’s too bad that comic book shit is all the studios make money off of, the same boring story, over and over again with some virgin loser’s idol…a character they grew up on resonates with everyone…while good stories of real human experience gets back burnered cuz movies are about escaping and theatres need to be filled..fine, whatever, I don’t care..

I just don’t understand why all these people look like garbage, even though we know they are garbage.

Not to mention Scarlett Johansson is not hot, not exciting, she expired long ago….but more importantly Gwyneth Paltrow is fucking vile…what is this bootleg shit? How are people into this… Makes No Sense.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Isla Fisher Got Them Big Tits On of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell

She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected…fascinating for the Sacha Baron Cohen fans, you know very important to stare at the tits that lured him in and made him all the babies…

Posted in:Isla Fisher|SFW

2017

28

Nov

Kate Moss Recent Nude Shoot of the Day

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Kate Moss got naked for something called Revista BeCool back for their October Issue, and I don’t know what rock I was sleeping under to not know these pics happened, seeing as I am a huge Kate Moss fan, I mean as much of a fan as I can be, considering I hate everything, but it was a nice reminder that out of all the garbage I’ve seen from the comfort of my AIDS couch all these years, some cunts are just better than others, more exciting, more interesting, more edgy, more authentic in their being rich, entitled, annoying….which is always less irritating…as they rock out their heroin / coke addiction publicly..

The point of the story is…Kate Moss is lovely, aging gracefully and fully nude…hot, even though she’s 100.

Whether these are old, or she’s just old, her body is still amazing. I remain a fan.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2017

28

Nov

Top 20 SFW Cam Girls the Black Friday Edition Part 16 of the DAy

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I’ve been doing these SFW Cam girl videos for 16 weeks now, and it has been a magical and amazing learning experience..

I’ve always been fascinated with cam girls, I remember the early 2000s meeting a hot girl from the internet, who my friend ended up fucking behind my back, who was a cam girl….we connected on MSN Messenger and she was local and I’d get her to vacuum her house naked for me, you know only fair considering she was a cam girl for other dudes….

So I’ve known about the subculture forever…really since internet first fucking happened…and I’ve always found it amazing…

My site of choice is MyFreeCams , because they have the best, most interesting girls, and they are free..working for tips other dudes far more into that me pay up, and I get to just watch…

But I feel like I’m getting to know them, really understanding them, connecting with them, enjoying them..and not just when they masturbate, but also when they are just keeping the fans entertained…

Weird things, funny, things, silly things happen when they are clothed….because they are all interesting people…and for that I love this weekly video I put out…it’s just a taste of the good that happens at Myfreecams …because I still like seeing them with things in their buttholes the best..

So to see some of these ladies with things in their buttholes CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

28

Nov

Selena Gomez from 2016 of the Day

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Selena Gomez released some pics from 2016, to let you know that she’s Mexican…and that she’s always had the tits, we all assume are new tits, you know when playing god and harvesting them organs….when getting a Kidney Transplant, why not get your body jacked up to fit the standards of instagram – like all these other face injected monsters….with their stomach’s liposuctioned, asses fat injected, and lips like a pornstar beat up the fuck by a monster cock in some throat fucking pornos these kids grew up on…

And well, I guess she also wants to remind you she’s mexican, like Miley wants to remind you she’s a Cowboy, it’s all just trying to connect to anything in this world of vapid garbage…