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2017

23

Nov

Dora Yoder Hot Bush of the Day

Dora Yoder is some hipster “model” or “artist” as she probably likes to be referred to as…you know it legitimizes her existence as more than just naked clickbait imagery for the internet – in efforts to get attention and seen – so that she can polarize what she does into actually mattering, leading to work, or money, or people buying her art..it’s all tactical and if you’re cute enough it works….

I am not hating, I think the world needs girls like this to inspire other girls to grow out their bush, since bush is my fucking life, I’ve been an advocate for bush forever, I want as big a bush as possible, a panty pillow really and all that bald pussy shit is for Bros and Kardashians….not for young girls I want to have sit on my face.

I am not going to go into my bush promotional campaign, I’ve been writing about it forever and YOU should know by now..

I am going to put up pictures of a girl and her bush, that she doesn’t want you to jerk off to cuz it’s art, which makes jerking off to it more gratifying…

Dora Yoder…I love you.

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2017

23

Nov

I’m Thankful for Ireland Baldwin of the Day

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I figure I should be thankful for Ireland Baldwin, because no one else in the world is, not even her own parents..

I know referencing Alec Baldwin calling her a pig on the voicemails he left Kim Bassinger when in divorce, when talking about Ireland Baldwin, is basic, played out, boring, but hilarious…and the most interesting thing about this spoiled, entitled, forever in the shadows of her parents, strong jaw, massive monster over 6 feet tall that isn’t a celebrated model, even though she’s big enough to be a model, while all these other people like her own cousin, who I am sure she hates are short, not modelesque and making it…

What I am saying is that I am thankful for Ireland Baldwin choosing the instagram life, the attempt to get famous like her parents by getting half naked, I am thankful for her already having a stint in rehab because life as a broken identity crisis rich girl is so hard…you know all the nice thing in life, the nothing to worry about in life, leads to so much to worry about themselves, so much that doesn’t fucking matter.

Imagine, girl has an allowance more than any of you make, houses all over the fucking place to live at, money to eat, and she still manages to fucking whine…and medicate..poor little rich girl…..

Thanksgiving Miracle…or Thanksgiving trainwreak…who has a massive potato shaped head…that comes with a willingness to get topless…good times..

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2017

23

Nov

V4 Twenty Vaping with Pussy of the Day

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It’s thanksgiving, and I figure that I’ll give thanks to our longtime partner over at V4-Twenty …who have been working with us to bring you this Great American Pop Culture everyday….without them….there would be no servers paid, no alochol in my veins, not rage against how ridiculous humans are…so thank you…

I am more of a drinker, but should get more into the Cannabis world, maybe it would chill me out and cure me of cancer and not make me as fat as I am…and when I make that Transition like I was Bruce Jenner and going from booze to weed is like chopping of my dick / my all I know…I am going to do it with my V4-Twenty Vape…

It’s called THE PLUSH …because vaping is soft like the plush velvet nightgown my lap dancing stripper had on the another night, only a lot more fun because it doesn’t mislead you with lies about how bad it wants to fuck you, rubbing you to lure you into the next song…

Either way, it’s fun for people who like vaping so buy the people in your lives a V4-Twenty VAPE for Christmas, or today, or whatever…

Here’s some PUSSY and the Vape…I promised in the clickbait misleading title…it’s the only way I can get your damn attention.

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2017

23

Nov

Deepika Padukone from the XXX Movies Lookin Hot of the Day

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Since Thanksgiving is based on the coming to America Pilgrims, befriending and earning the trust of Indians, before taking over their land in bad deals, basically treating them like livestock, sterilizing their women, trying to assimilating them, calling them savages, you know feeding them drugs and alcohol to destroy their people, who lived in a communal and amazing way, in touch with nature….but luckily now we have cities, and taxation, and poverty, and rich evil men where there were once forests and animals…suburban subdivisions, malls, sky scrapers…money money money…make that money….medication, shitty non-organic, chemical filled foods we feed our kids…and the whole thing is fucked…

I figure why not post a hot Indian Deepika Padukone….from XXX Vin Diesel movies….because Indians are what we need to celebrate today…not the WHITE TURKEY EATING FAT AMERICAN AN HER CORN MEAL CASSEROLE AND VARIETY OF STORE BOUGHT PIE FROM HER RETARD SCOOTER CUZ SHE HAS NO FEET THANKS TO DIABETES….#America.

Either way, here she is stripped out of her tribal dress and feathers for your perving…

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2017

23

Nov

Slutty Scooter Ride and Other Videos of the Day

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Off Duty Cop Shoots Bike Theif

Woman Held Up at Gunpoint at her House

Deer Finds Hunter…

Woman Calls a German Dude a Hitler

Tiger Bites Hand….

One Arm Man Fighting

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2017

23

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The beauty of all holidays, that isn’t really that beautiful, but beautiful if you need a reminder that you hate society and pretty much all humans – all trying to be so unique and interesting – especially on social media – while all being the fucking same….I mean sure they spin it how they want to spin it and believe that bullshit they spew…but like clockwork…every holiday…I can expect seeing what everyone is grateful for, I can expect to see family pictures, and pictures of the food spread their family put together…with hashtags like blessed…I am not saying I am too cool for Thanksgiving, I love that shit…I am just saying…I wish people would keep it to their damn selves and realize we’re only on instagram to see tits.

Here are some THANKSGIVING MORNING LINKS because I am in Canada and I don’t watch Football, parades, or movies staring Sarah Jessica Parker about a dying mom.

Next stop…Christmas…and I fucking LOVE Christmas….

Broken Down Scarjo Kissing
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Get Cool Sunglasses G…
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Tree Ruins View – Fireworks Save the Day – Poor Tree
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Demi Rose is Disgusting
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Bill CLinton on Banging Anna Nicole Smith because She Wasn’t a Reptilian Humanoid like his Wife
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Congressman and his Dick Pics are Hilarious
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Trashy Chicks of the Day
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The Most Expensive Steak in NYC
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Jemma Lucy Slutty as Fuck Tattooed..
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Stranger Things Cast Answering Questions that Don’t Matter…
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Paris Jackson – Not Hot in Vogue
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Australia Chick Named Who Cares in a Bikini
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Some Iron Man Full Body Mold
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2017

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Thanksgiving, so what the hell are you doing on the computer looking at a dumb site, which is actually a brilliant site, but no one realizes, with the best links every put together by one brilliant man…

Do you not have a family, are you alone, am I your only family or do you hate your family but are with your family because you have no choice?

Are you not proactive, too busy feeling sorry for yourself to go out there to the bar to find some depressed woman who has no family and is feeling sorry for herself…maybe back in your hometown…from your past…to stuff like a turkey…

There is opportunity out there for you to have the most memorable holiday season humanly possible…

Get it done….but before you got…

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Jennifer Lawrence Single
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Kendall Jenner – Spread Eagle
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Pink Doing her Best Spiderman
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SMOKE YOUR VITAMINS!
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Lily Collins – Skinny Legs
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Oprah is the New Charlie Rose
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Kate Upton’s Huge – Vile Tits
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Kendall Jenner – Nipples…
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Brielle Biermann – Flashing Tit
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Lady Gaga – Dates a Groupie
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Emu Steals Popcorn From Car…
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Gwen Stefani – Slutty Christmas
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Bill Clinton Tried to Bang Anna Nicole Smith
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Cat Playing with Rhino
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Gillian Anderson’s Old Big Tits
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Pixar Guy Goes Down….
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Why Was the DiVinci Worth 450 Million
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Grandma Shaking her Tabourine
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Fat Guy Can’t Get Out of his Very Expensive Car
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Daisy Ridley Boring at a Star Wars Event
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Nick Carter Accused of Rape…
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Big Dog – Lil Bed
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Nina Agdal in Selfie Magazine in Lingerie
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Slutty Yoga Pants
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Hailey Baldwin – 21 – No One Cares
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Diane Kruger – Old But Hot
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Streamer – RAges
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Brittney Palmer Fitness Girls Bikini Fake Tits
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Lottie Moss in a White Dress
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Nina Dobrev Hot in Leggings
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ScarJO is Single
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Danica Patrick – Done Racing
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A Whole Lot of Movie Nudity of the Day
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FEELING SAD? THIS WILL FIX YOU!!!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Some Slut with Monster Tits
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Eating Cereal Out of Anus
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Slutty Tits of the Day
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Cum Shot of the Day
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Actress Leslie Hope Full Naked
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Mannequin Sex Fetish
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This Site is Life!!
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Necrophilia Porn
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Tarzan Swing Fail
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Big Titty Jessica Ryan…
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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Nice Pussy
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Big Fucking TIT
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Monster Tits
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Monster IMPLANTS
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2017

22

Nov

Bella Throne Riding Dick of the Day

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Here’s some clickbait for any of you who are into Bella Thorne…a little Bella Thorne on some mechanical cock being so funny, edgy, extra, odd, quirky, racy, pretending to Not Give a Fuck, but rather trying to show the world just how much she does give a fuck, because those who don’t give a fuck, do not tak fucking selfies all fucking day for attention, they are not actors, and they are not rich…this is all fucking calculated….

If you’re not into that, here’s her boyfriends’ intro scene of their sex tape they haven’t leaked yet, but will…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Olivia Culpo’s Cameltoe of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting with…one where she walks out pretending not to notice cameras on her…that she called…because no one gives a fuck about her…proven by the no eye contact…she’s probably not even on a fucking call..

BUT she does have a cameltoe…marketing…you know how it is…gettin’ press for all the right reasons when you’re pretty much a nobody…

I LIKE IT.

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Posted in:Olivia Culpo|SFW

2017

22

Nov

Chanel Postrel is the Future of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Chanel Postrel – other than her INSTAGRAM ….that I don’t follow because I follow 7,500 sluts from instagram who got to me before she did, and instagram doesn’t let me follow any more…which is pretty depressing because I feel like you can never follow too many slutty girls who post slutty content to instagram…making Zuckerberg the one stop shop for erotica we can jerk off to, women we can obsess over, possibly the date rape capital of the internet, more so than tinder because it seems more innocent…

THAT SAID…this Chanel Postrel girl is lovely, her body with the big tits on pretty perfect, let’s start giving her attention instead of played out pussy like Em Rata that wishes it looked this good…but it doesn’t…Chalen Postrel…the future…

Maybe I’m just excited by new big tits posing slutty.