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2017

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve been talking to a lot of women about these sexual assault allegations on social media that are making men scared to ask for pussy pics / send unsolicited dick pics, and not one of the women I’ve talked to seems to think jerking off to a chick’s instagram profile and sending her a detailed account of which pic got you off is a bad thing… even if it’s a pic of her eating a Turkey Leg at Disney Land, not that I’ve done that much research, I just asked one woman but I do think our perversion as primates we are will prevail, because people are still fucking perverts and that these women whining are doing it for other reasons…convenience really, because I’ve met pervert women too, many in the aspiring actor or model world….

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Bjork and a Strap On
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Gemma Merna Big Tits
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Walmart Paying a Dude Who Injured Buying a Watermelon
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Denmark VS Ireland
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Nutgrabbing Machine…
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Gigi Hadid – Pink Bra on the Today Show
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Bijou Philips is a Bully
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Smallville Actress is a Sex Cult Recruiter
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Huge Crash
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Ana Braga Nipples
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Olivia Nurella – Nipples
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GoPro Gets Melted by Lava and Survives…
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Floor Collapses at a College Party
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2017

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was trying to convince a girl to go public with a story about how I would call her while masturbating, thinking it would put me on the map, seeing as all the press these guys getting caught for being flirty pervert creeps who throw themselves at these dumb chicks who are around them only because of who they are and what they do…but I realize that all not perverts are treated equally and more importantly that I’m not even that big of a pervert because I just talk shit and look at nude pics on the internet…but I’ve been treated like some disgusting pervert woman hater all these years…when the actual asshole women haters who shove their dicks on anything they can, smearing it on their souls, are the same people who refuse to give me ad budgets for being a pervert….it’s nice to see them all get busted, I just want more to go down..

It’s also nice when girls I know send me unsolicited sex videos…so keep that in mind next time you’re filming your sex girls…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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George Takei Blames Russia For Him Being Rapey
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Kim Garner – Sheer Dress – Thong Visible
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Smallville Actress Sex Cult Is Great
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Jessica Alba Pregnant and Disgusting
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John Travolata’s Ass Licked Another Man in 2000
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Tyrese Is Still Insane
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Mega Slut Jenny McCarthy Is Reaching To Be A #MeToo Victim
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Ana Braga Shows Off Her Playmate Titties
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Paddington Bear F Bomb
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Bella Thorne Out Partying
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The Slut Who LeBron Wanted to Learn How to Hunt From
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Gal Gadot Won’t Do Another Wonder Woman wit Ratner
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Barbara Palvin Tight Dress…
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Mannequins Scaring People
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Penelope Cruz Cleavage…
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Smuggling Weed in the Florida Everglades
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Emmy Rossum in a Magazine….
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Taylor Swift Name Drops Kanye For Attention
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Jumping Off the World’s Tallest Swing
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Taylor Swift Legs
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People Doing Cool Shit of the Month
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Camilla Christensen Cleavage
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One Way To Shut Down A College Party
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Brenda Song Looking Hot
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Spice Girls are Doing a Reunion
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Aisha Dee Hard Nipples
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Chloe Ferry Nipple Slip
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Mollie King half Naked
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Farrah Abraham is Unloading her Properties
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Dude can’t Figure Out Cellphone
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Sabrina Carpenter in an Ad…
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GoPro Gets Up Close With Lava And Survives
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Toni Garrn Titties in a Shirt….
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Smuggling Weed In The Everglades
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Kathy Griffen Doesn’t Die but Should Have
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Rose Bertram Huge Pre-Pregnancy Tits
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The Way To Get A Pet Bear
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Elle Macpherson Hot in Jeans…..
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Poor Girl Pees Her Pants On Live TV
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Vaping from his Ass
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Slutty Tumblr
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Brianna Jordan Bikini
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Girl with a Shiny Dildo …
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Spread Pussy of the Day
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Secretary Quietly Rubs one Out….
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Assimilating Dicks
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Katy Lee Implant Tits…
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Candice Naked in Front of Flamingos
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Hotty Makes Herself Squirt…
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2017

13

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Nipple of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin nipple in a shirt is the way we should all end our day – because Ireland Baldwin is a reminder that you don’t have it as bad as you could. You are not a spoiled entitled rich kid with a dad who called her a pig publicly, trying to navigate the world and find your own identity, but you are on the receiving end of her tit pics, nipples out, in her quest of being a confused twenty year old filled with angst….from beach girl, to rehab girl, and a few lesbian stints in between…she’s finally doing what matters…nipples…

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2017

13

Nov

The Girl Lebron Tried to Fuck of the Day

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Her name is Heidi Hoback…and she’s getting all famous for all the right reasons..and those reasons are slutty instagram photos that lured pro athletes like LeBron to try to fuck her.or get hunting lessons from her – because she’s a slutty hunting instagram personality.

Her instagram is HEIDI HOBACK and long story short, LeBron slipped into her DMs…trying to get his fuck on…even though LeBron is married, as most of these rich dudes who fuck sluts from the internet are…it’s just nature’s way….girls like rich guys, they like locking in rich guys, they like marrying rich guys for the good life, and girls who are slutty on the internet like them too and don’t care if they are married.

It’s hard to take her seriously, when you see her heart filter, bragging about killing animals in the most boring way, while getting her story straight…

So no story here…but everyone is eager to shut a motherfucker down, call him a rapist, sexual assaulter, when dude could just be innocently flirting…why is the world so mean to the penis…

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2017

13

Nov

Eugenics Heidi Klum Naked For Some Book of the Day

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This is some bootleg, spy photo, that may remind you of World War II espionage, because it is some pictures of a book, spy styles..

It reminds me of WWII because Heidi Klum is clearly a product of some Eugenics program that Hitler was running because genetic modification is the only thing that makes sense for why a 50 year old Mom of 1000 shouldn’t look like this…but it does, so stare at her hardcore fashion erotica that is really just softcore porn…nipples through the fishnets if you will…and I will..

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2017

13

Nov

Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day

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I haven’t seen this Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Luc Besson film but apparently Valerian is some French comic, and Luc Besson, probably best known for The Fifth Element, a movie I remember seeing in the late 90s, that inspired all the raver girls I knew to wear ridiculously colored hair and slutty outfits designed by Jean Paul Gauthier….

I don’t really fuck with Sci/Fi unless it’s got elements of perversion, which most of it does, because nerds are fucking perverts, all undersexed and too smart for their own good.

In this Velerian, a movie that came out in the summer and that I didn’t see, Rihanna before she was fat, probably filmed two years ago, had a stripper dance scene and looked good, flexible and lovely, even if it was possibly not her doing all the dancing – but rather some circus performer as the french do…and the video is now on the interent for you Rihanna fans to jerk off to it…take it in…white latex nurse uniform my god.

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2017

13

Nov

Catharina Bellini Brings the Pussy to Instagram of the Day

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Catharina Bellini is some instagram model from brazil, who is not all that hot, and who compensates by being not that hot, by posting pictures of her tits and pussy on instagram, and presenting it like she’s some kind of feminist artist, who like celebrating her period, becuase her period makes her a woman and it should be smeared on white walls everywhere, even though all bodily fluids should really be kept to your damn self, you don’t see me rubbing my giardiasis feces all over the place celebrating eating some immigrant asshole I shouldn’t have eaten…or more interestingly my snot on door handles for all to touch…keep it to your damn self…you bleed, you’re fertile, doesn’t mean I want that shit on my fucking dick or my bed looking like a murder scene…

Either way, pussy on instagram…good times…

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2017

13

Nov

Demi Lovato Working Them Disney Tits of the Day

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It’s nice to see Demi Lovato slowly merge into looking like Demi Moore – not because she’s old, but because like Demi Moore she’s jacked up her fucking face so much, all these bitches kind of look the fucking same.

It’s also nice to see her being a hypocritical influence on the kids who go to her concert, one year pulling the whole fat lazy bitch in no make-up, the next being some ripped, plastic surgery ridden bitch, covered in make-up…and all it took was some level of bi-polar disorder – to justify the behavior.

I don’t know what inspired the recent Demi Lovato tits out, looking like a bootleg Kardashian, but it’s happened, and it’s here…and it’s as uninteresting as you’d expect it to be…because you, like me, have no real grasp on who the fuck Demi Lovato is, you just know she’s famous…

Here are some pics of her in a bra…no idea why she’s looking like a pornstar sex doll…

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2017

13

Nov

Selena Gomez Underwear Flash of the Day

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Selena Gomez likes getting paid, and this is a shameless branded post sponsored by whatever company made the underwear she’s wearing…you know good old fashioned panty flash…product placement for the paparazzi ad brought to you by PUMA…

I am assuming she’s got at least a million dollar deal doing shit like this, sports bra and underwear strap, looking more fit than ever, thanks to the new Kidney that prevents her from retaining water, you know working the way it is supposed to, giving her a second chance at life and at trying to be hot – despite being this defection chronic auto-immune disease freak that has way too much money, and emotional damage that she is….

I think playing god, when you’re some church going weirdo, who represents nothing by evil in all she does in life, with the money grubbing and false-idoling…not dying when you are supposed to, harvasting organs from your organ matches you let live in your house conveniently…is some fucking weirdness…

But I’m ok with the sports bra, underwear strap, jacked up face…I mean what else should I be looking at, my pig wife watching the Price is Right…I choose Selena….flat stomach, no water retention, no problem…

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2017

13

Nov

Mila Kunis was Slutty in The Edit of the day

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The most disgusting thing about Mila Kunis is that she has let Ashton Kutcher cum inside her at least twice – creating a baby or two that will live this entitled life thanks to his dot com billions and her Hollywood money…when really, the world would have been a better place if he stuck with Demi Moore, who was unable to get pregnant, thanks to her uterus falling out during one of her plastic surgeries, coupled with her being old..

The fact is that it’s pretty sad that Kunis went running back to Kutcher after their teenage love affair on That 70s Show, after she was with CULKIN for a decade, never quite sucking his dick as well as Michael Jackson did..

I figure she went to the familiar rich place, like a friend she had a special bond with, instead of venturing out in the world getting Weinsteined…or really doing anything but ending up with Kutcher, that guy is fucking annoying.

She posed slutty for some magazine called The Edit, because she’s promoting some movie or some shit, and the whole thing is probably exciting to her creeper fans who have been following her forever and can’t get enough of her, even though she’s old…

Mom tits being used to trick you into thinking she’s hot so that she gets cast in movies and paid…all these money grubbers everywhere…