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2017

27

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 12 of the Day

Here are this week’s compilation of the best in cam moments, because there is so much more to a webcam show than what you’d expect there to be.

There is talent, there is artistry, there is amazing and incredible performances…these girls are solid on camera, great sales people, they are performing and letting us into their worlds…and for that…we celebrate them…because we are perverts…

The most interesting thing about this is that they do it for free, they do it for the 10 percent of dudes in the room who pay them, while the rest of us can just watch on like the creepy mooch perverts we are.

I am a believer in the SFW Cam girl videos…because the most exciting part of this is that you can see them all actually get naked if you. CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is god…

Lily Rose Depp…is walking around topless enough for me, sure it’s not topless enough, but there’s not bra in the way of seeing her hard, young nipples bounce, and that’s what the world really needs…more of that….

I don’t care how rich, dialed in, spoiled, a product of nepotism she is…I don’t care how damaged, delusional, annoying she probably is, I don’t care how entitled and mindless retard she is, her dad is Johnny Depp, he’s rich and weird, it’s expected…I just like that I can see her hard nipples..they good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst celebrity child – she just can’t figure out her place in the world and she’s 7 foot tall and 500 pounds so that must make it even more difficult – every seat you try sitting in – you can’t quite fit in it – or it breaks and forces you to date black chicks – and dye your hair black – and get stupid tattoos – you know figuring out your place…

The model world doesn’t want you, the acting world doesn’t want you, you’re left being low level and posting tit pics on her feed for attention – that’s some real fucking issues…that I endorse…because I like monster tits on monsters – tis the season you know..

Why these are censored, who knows, I guess just more reason she’s a lame as fuck cunt who doesn’t deliver anything she tries to deliver on. Always missing the mark.

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2017

27

Oct

Bella Thorne Never Ends a Good Time of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out of contol, wild and crazy, calculated and polarizing her Disney career into something weird, quirky, raver, relevant, lame, but half naked and strategic which works well for hot young body…

She took the rave to Mexico for some event that included her tit half out, and I think it’s safe to say that it’s too bad she wasn’t abducted…you know thrown in a van and never heard from again…but I am going to assume she makes it back to America where she will continue to publicly sext the world or anyone watching because society is creepy as fuck and that’s become social norm…no tease, no discretion, no class, just blatant whoring out for attention…Wild Times.

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2017

27

Oct

Old Lady Ambrosio in Fitness Gear of the Day

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So Old she’s got a Tramp Stamp….

I’ve been going into how Alessandra Ambrosio at 40 fucking years old, despite being fit, she does go to the gym everyday, she knows they are filming their Victoria’s Secret fashion show and like an athlete at the Olympics, she’s strapped down, starved herself, and committed to the workouts, instead of just gingerly stepping aside to let naturally fit, young girls take her place…

Her ego, and her wanting to make more money greed, just keep her at this, trying to defy the aging process and for whatever reason, VS keep her around, maybe she has dirt on them, she’s bribing them, or maybe she actually sells panties to her audience that don’t want to admit they are getting old…

But she’s Old enough to have a tramp stamp people…that’s fucking way too old to be a bikini model – no matter how tight body she is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

Daphne Groeneveld Hot Model of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is hot, I’ve been told by people who know her or who have seen her in person that she isn’t as hot in person, you know all big faced, big features, like you’d expect from a Dutch woman, but I like the look and I’m not about to be anywhere she is ever, so her done up in pics is good enough for me, I’d rather not see that she actually looks like some dopey big faced, big lipped freak bobble head…you know it takes away from the “she’s so interesting”…

She’s 22, started working in fashion 7 years ago, you do the math…yes, again the Fashion industry disguised as luxury, is corrupt weird and perverted…she’s gone onto work with ever brand ever, she’s been in magazines, and this is a shoot for who the fuck cares, because you can see her nipples.

I believe in her.

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2017

27

Oct

Rita Ora – Who? – In a Comic Book Themed Slutfit of the Day

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I still don’t know who Rita Ora is, even though I know exactly who Rita Ora is, but I say it in a way to reflect the general public…because she’s never done anything of substance that you should know her for, and her clickbait isn’t even good clickbait, but her tits are good, and I guess that’s the reason she exists..because tits in the right circles, sitting at the right table in that push up bra, get the right media coverage, support, paychecks, brand deals to exist…She’s a scam…but we should appreciate scammers, they are far more interesting than real actual famous people, they try harder to perpetuate their lie.

Here she is in some nerd comic book clickbait costume to open up a new market of nerds since nerds are loyals in what is probably an attempt to have more longevity that you know she is as amazed as we are that she has…unless she’s just a tyrant crazy person with an ego who thinks she deserves it…Who knows.

And videos…

To see the rest of the clickbait costume pics CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

Avril Lavigne Does Halloween of the DAY

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I think she’s dressed as a late 90s fake mall rat punk with terrible style – who has been married twice to terrible Canadian acts because she’s Canadian and they get each other – now in her 40s..but still listens to Blink 182…when not dying of Lyme Disease.

I do not know what a WWE costume on Avril Lavigne will do to most of you loser perverts – but I bet terrible things….

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2017

27

Oct

Amy Hixson titties for Guess? of the Day

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Amy Hixson is trying to be the new Anna Nicole Smith…but is more the new Charlotte McKinney….

They claim to be Guess? Models but they’ve only been in some shoot they got a retweet on the Guess feed…it’s not official..

I googled her and found out that she is a Victoria’s Secret model, or was a Victoria’s Secret model at 5 foot 11, and that this isn’t her pulling some low level shit, this is actually getting paid to pull out them tits for the brand, even though the shoot looks totally fucking bootleg…or as bootleg as any shoot could be that features tits, which we know is not bootleg at all because tits, anyway you dice them…are premium, luxury and amazing…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2017

27

Oct

Lauren de Graaf in her Underwear for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Lauren de Graaf is some Dutch model, who in 2015, before graduating from high school, was plucked up by an agency and sold to the fashion industry to walk on a runway in their overpriced clothing, at their overproduced event, that people with money who are bored and don’t really know what actually matters in life, sit around thinking they are important and exclusive….

When the porn career plucks up girls before graduating from high school, people get arrested, as they fucking should, but for some reason, a reason I call money, the racket that is Fashion allows this pedophilia shit to exist…and I guess according to Corey Feldman so does actual Hollywood…

She’s 2 years out of High School now, so it’s less perverted to look at the model in underwear for a magazine…but still perverted, just perverted enough I’d say…

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