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Candice Swanepoel’s Accessible Fuck Position of the Day

Sydney Sweeney in Hammocks with Dogs of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Behind the Scenes Tits of the Day

Caroline Vreeland Wears Short Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in a New Location of the Day

2017

Sep

Rumer Willis in a Bikini of the Day

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Rumer Willis in a bikini …and I guess naked showing off her neopolitan body…is like seeing a giant potato in a bikini..the rumor is that she’s as mutant, maybe a product of inbreeding or some experiment that Demi Moore was paid to participate in…or maybe an alien abduction…who knows…but she’s bunk as fuck, busted as fuck…

But at least she works out and gets lots of plastic surgery to offset the disaster she once was…because all it takes is face injection to rebrand, rebuilt, and fit in like you never had…coupled with a hot enough body because hot bodies take work and are far more important than face..when you are fucking their asses from behind the way they like it because they are broken rich girls in the porn generation and anal is the only way they feel…..you know…because of the prostate…

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2017

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Bra Top of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a massive girl, she’s like 7 feet tall and 300 pounds, and no one gives a fuck about her, not even her family, but she had a minute of “instagram influencer”…beach life…surf like…bikini model…that I guess was boring and not authentic to her brand of broken girl…so she went lesbian, tattooed, dark…a public meltdown…and I guess she’s back…still uninteresting, still stuck in her cousin’s shadow when it was once the other way around because her parents are more important, and now…she’s jacked up her face…but is posting bra pics…so take it in…not quite magical…but there..

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2017

Sep

Jennifer Mesh Dress Wild Girl of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is in what looks like a mesh dress, but I just think it is an optical illusion, and that she’s just out there trying to promote some movie she is in because she fell in love with the director of that movie on that set and it means a lot to her that the movie does well…clickbaiting us all like the scam that she is…

I don’t find her hot or interesting, but it does make me want to cross reference this outfit to her tits, and thanks to google, her slutty selfies, the fappening, and the internet never forgetting..I can…

Because that is Jennifer Lawrence’s official best performance…

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2017

Sep

Kristen Stewart’s Rumored Pussy Lip Slip of the Day

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Lesbian and terrible actress Kristen Stewart, who I’ve never found hot, interesting or exciting, which would make sense because lesbians are generally the worst, angry, bitter, women around….and I never really grasped her fame besides the obvious being on a franchise film that would have propelled anyone to super stardom…even if she was destined to work at the ice cream stand or as a dog walker…like other lesbians do….and even with her lesbian sex being with a VS model, so basic, like lesbians aren’t into women who are hot and objectifying themselves for men…that’s ANTI Lesbian…lesbians like each other for lesbian reasons we can’t understand…they don’t bang out the hot chick like the high school quarterback jock…you know….I guess just more of Kristen Stewart bad acting…

Well, apparently, this is her pussy lip slipping out of shorts…I can’t see it, but I’ve had sex before so my virgin loser pervert vision isn’t as sharp as it should be…

I’ll just post it for you all to figure out…

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2017

Sep

Mckayla Maroney Dance of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is living the Olympic Dream….she’s got that Gold Medal behind her which appeases her stage parents that put her into gymnastics and made her a slave to the sport her entire childhood…allowing her to have the freedom to be a Bruce Jenner in her own right, instead of becoming another sex, you know, become a Kardashian, fat gynmast booty and all…with dreams of hip hop music videos I guess…because where else do you go when you sexualize yourself at a young age and are too old fro your sport that made you…who knows, just dance…

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2017

Sep

Danica Patrick Yoga Pose of the Day

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I don’t watch Nascar but I assume all you white trash perverts looking at tits do….so you know who Danica Patrick is…

I just know she’s a girl who I guess was a good enough driver to get sponsored in the “man’s sport”…you know some feminist shit that I am assuming was a huge deal but who really cares it’s driving a car…not fucking boxing…or wrestling…some chicks can drive…it’s isn’t really man specific so her competing against men shouldn’t an issue…but it makes for a good personality to “sponsor”…draw attention…throw some pussy into the mix…give guys something to talk about…assuming they aren’t too half retarded to converse…you know being inbred and all..

Well, shes’ doing YOGA in her underwear and it’s hot enough for me to post…keep up the good work cart racer…

Here’s some beach life…yacht life….rich girl life…

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2017

Sep

Rita Ora Bra Flash of the Day

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Do you remember high school? I barely do. Blocked that shit out years ago. Or maybe I just have a terrible memory…but I do remember a constant thread that started in high school…getting girls to flash me was always a challenge…I would ask countless girls countless times to show me their bra…at dances, on lunch break, all the time…because a bra was considered underwear and seeing a girl in a bra was hot, porno even, it was a simpler time…and these women, even when you’d pull out the “it’s like a bikini top”…just wouldn’t do it…I mean obviously some would sometimes…but as a general rule…it took real work, manipulation and effort…

Now…every bitch is posting their underwear in a “look at me I’m in my underwear” hustle…sure Rita Ora is a shameless fame whore paid by the underwear brand….but…she’s also like so many other girls just showing their bras becuase it’s just like a bikini top…what’s the big deal….

Well the big deal is that it takes the challenge out of it, the fun out of it, and makes the whole experience boring…kids these days so spoiled, everything just handed to them like the tits…the porn…the sex…no work ethic.

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2017

Sep

Drunk Midget and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Lady Fighting – Loses her Clothes

These Low Lives Robbed and Killed a 60 Year Old Dude in Philly

Motorbike VS Traffic Pylons

Truck Crash at the Weigh Station

Women Following a DUI – Stop it by Slamming on the Breaks and Causing Accident

Cop Gets Run Over – Walks it Off

Woman Catches Husband Cheating – Her family Shame them

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2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was watching a homeless guy looking at real estate listings….I found it inspiring, you know even though he was a degenerate loser drunk, he still believed in a dream…unless he was just scrubby dot com billionaire, or just a crazy person staring at a wall that happened to have real estate listings…but either way…inspiring…

More inspiring, was getting lost in the vortex compiling my SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS and coming across a very hot cam girl insert a large sized tail butt plug slowly…it was a struggle, she was young and tight…but she powered through because no FEAT is too big if you just believe in yourself….

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning.

Russian Model in a Bathrobe in a Car Accident Video…
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Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes Holding Hands – Making it Official
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Twerking for a Chimpanzee
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George Clooney has Quit Acting
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Fat Bam Margera is Back
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Jennifer Lawrence Braless
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Naked Kim K and her Newest Pregnancy inside another Woman
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Buy Yourself a 2 Million Dollar Wu Tang ALbum
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a group of hitchhiking girls earlier today, just on the side of the road hitchhiking in the middle of the city and I thought “If only they weren’t fat, I would totally steal a car and go on an adventure with them”…but since they were fat…I had no interest in writing our own movie because I guess fat girls ruin everything…or maybe just my willingness to break laws and experience excitement…my soul sucked out of me like I was the soft serve ice cream machine at the all you can eat buffet said fat chicks were at before the hitchhike, you know where they spent all their taxi money on donuts…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sarah Hyland Workout SLut
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Other Sites Call her Rat Cow – This is a Trend I hope Picks Up and Goes Viral Knowing I Started It
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Tiffany Trump *the troll one* Begs to Get into Parties
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Dude Almost Dies Staring at a Chick
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Slip and Slide off a 500 Foot Cliff….
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Vintage Lohan Pussy Flashes
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The Actor Playing Freddie Mercury – Looks Pretty Gay
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Farting Weather Man
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New Joaquin Phoenix Thriller Trailer…
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Carey Mulligan Thinks She Sucks
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There is Going to be a HUrricane Harvey Telethon
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Paris Jackson’s Tattooed Tits
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Crazy “IT” Prank in Brazil
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Michelle Pfeiffer Dress
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Mr Robot Season 3 Official
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Museum of our Childhood…
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Bat in the Kitchen Video
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Kristen Stewart Lame Modeling
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Bella Hadid – Panty Flash
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Courtney Love Erotica
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Kim K Naked
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Compilation of Peacock Spiders
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Steph Seymour Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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A Group of Girls Flashing their Tits
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Some Emilia Clarke Bitch Nude in Game of Thrones
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Hot Greek Slut WIth Huge Tits
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Cute Girl Spread Legs
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Porn Chick Spread Pussy
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Hot Chick in Panties
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Big Dick Homless Man
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Girl Banging a Table
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Slutty Selfies!
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Dildo Ass
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ABCs of Ladyboys
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Drugs and Porn Don’t Mix
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Chick Dressed like a Slutty Nun
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AMateur Tit
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