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2017

12

Oct

Rosario Dawson Naked Selfie of the Day

Rosario Dawson is irritating…

She was the slutty Teen in KIDS that Harmony Korine pulled out of some housing project her family were squatting at, and she turned into some bullshit celebrity brat who could afford all the cocaine while being a total cunt thanks to getting cast in movies, totally straying from the girl willing to get naked….

She was busty, her career flourished, her ego inflated, totally disregarding her ghetto roots….I’ve heard so many stories from so many people…that she’s the worst..

Then a few months ago, her nudes got leaked, her lawyers came out trying to delete them, and her response has been “post sleazy strategic nudes”…as a fuck you to the nudes she threatened to sue people like me for posting..

I guess, she liked the nudes out there, wants people jerking off to her now that she’s 40, but has to pretend to fight the nudes…so it seems like she didn’t leak them herself, only to have her post shit like that that are technically nude..just not gaping pussy nudes…but still nude enough for me to say “girl why the fuck you bugging me with lawyers, when you’re putting the nudes out yourself”…I guess it’s a feminist “I control my nudes, you can’t post stolen nudes”…bullshit that irritates me and she’s not even that hot with that horse head..tits or get out yo.

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Ali Michael Tits of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked and has been for at least 7 or 8 years….so I’ve seen it all before…and it’s good…no complaints…

I think it’s weird that she has never really hit that big – but she still exists through nude photoshoots…when I look at the girls who have hit that big doing the same thing…but I guess she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….to hit the mainstream…and really cash in…

Unless she’s just just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….only she’s more at her peak than just starting out…waiting for a guy in a band to knock her up because her 8 years has brought her to the right parties…

Who really knows..it’s all a mystery but hard nips in snow…that shit’s no mystery and I like it.

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2017

12

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Tits and an Old Lady of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence brought her tits, that are great tits, I’ve seen em, you’ve seen em, we’ve all seen them in her strategic leaked nudes, that made her a more interesting character, who was still overrated and annoying, overly celebrated and awarded, hired for too many jobs, but the nudes, made her more tolerable…for every irritating thing she did, or Oscar she was nominated for for playing herself…in every role, just different costumes…I could look to the nudes and say…OK..It’s ok…great tits.

She’s at an event with a 90 year old French movie director woman, who I guess broke down boundaries and is now promoting her documentary on traveling through france painting portraits of people….

I guess it’s a PR move for her, support women in the industry, act like she cares, maybe her weirdo boyfriend made her go…who knows…but she’s there and all she has to say for herself is “look how much taller I am than this old bitch”…because ultimately, she’s an old lady mocking cunt.

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

12

Oct

You Can See Elle Fanning’s Bra on Set of the Day

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Elle Fanning is working on a Woody Allen movie…where she wore a white blouse and a floral printed bra that you can see through said blouse….and the rumor is that Woody chose her outfit himself…he likes them young, usually his adopted daughter, but a hired version who is less asian, but still young enough to pull off what he needs for his art…you know because that’s how male run hollywood works…it’s just one big porno masked with Disney level marketability…

It’s one of those “he’s a genius but he’s Roman Polanski, but he’s a genius does it matter that he’s Roman Polanski..”….

People who aren’t creepy don’t get into Hollywood to become power players….

The world is about finding ways to get laid…even the Rolling Stones started the band to get pussy…it’s the number 1 motivator…and when you’re a neurotic Jewish man like Woody ALlen, you need an angle to get pussy…so you best excel at whatever it is you do…to get pussy…even if the adopted daughter pussy was almost like shooting a fish in a barrel… you know what I mean..

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Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2017

12

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Fat Girl Workout Video of the Day

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Everyday, Ariel Winter posts a workout video, yet she’s still fat….in a time when her metabolism is at its highest…which makes no sense other than that she can’t fight the inevitable…or that you can’t workout enough if you’re destined to be 400 pounds…and that if you eat the all you can eat buffet every night cuz you’re rich…you can workout all day it aint gonna do shit…

I assume, she’s doing this fitness thing as it is in contract with the TV SHOW that she can’t become a fat fuck…even though she is a fat fuck…and this is her proving her work so she doesn’t get pay cut or killed off the show…

Or maybe she’s polarizing her size as muscle mass, body positivity, or whatever lie she’s doing.

I just know there is nothing hot in this workout, this is not the workout I’d be on the eliptical jerking off in my sweatpants to…

But it happened…and she wants you to see it….it’s like “I’m not fat, I work out”…and at least she’s not just posting pics of her eating cake..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW|Videos

2017

12

Oct

Sofia Coppola Nipple of the Day

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Sofia Coppola wore a see through outfit to an event because she’s a naughty little rich girl and naughty little rich girls like being naughty in efforts of getting attention because being a rich girl fucks with your head..

She’s also some entitled, thinks she’s an artist thanks to her dad, makes chick movies and will likely direct blockbusters soon enough, now that she’s proved herself as an artist, and the whole thing is less interesting than it should be, because girl’s dad makes fucking hits…and knows everyone…you know….

It’s a lot easier for anyone really, when your dad did the Godfather series, amongst countless other classics. You kind of get that funding to do your shitty projects, and people take you seriously enough to not piss off your dad, or to be respectful…

But seeing her old lady tit, even though she’s old…isn’t something we needed to see, but I guess it’s something she wanted you to see, to really solidify her position as a feminist in hollywood, in an era where women are standing up and taking over, and when they have a track record that will lead to more money because that’s the hustle all these people are up to….maximizing their own careers…narcissistic assholes with the egos…
taking advantage of a window of opportunity…

Posted in:Sofia Coppola

2017

12

Oct

Sia Titty Flash of the Day

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Sia has a Good Tit…that she should be using for her videos rather than some dance mom’s dance TV show…reality star 12 year old she used in all her videos that we all know at least one dude jerked off to…that leotard…even if it has innocent intentions…it shouldn’t have happened…there are too many creeps out there and it was irresponsible of her…

Especially since she has the good tit…that could be used instead…

Posted in:SFW|SIA

2017

12

Oct

Lilly Becker Tits of the DAy

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Lilly Becker is Boris Becker’s Wife of the Day and she’s got some hilarious bold on tits…

Her name is Sharley Kerssenberg and she’s a “model”. I guess by model they mean ex-stripper, or sex worker with the stupid fucking tits, which is more than I’d expect from a pro tennis player, since those white shorts make them dudes look like breasts are the last thing on their mind…

They are more into thinking about the after game shower with their doubles partner.

As much as I like tennis, they can all go fuck themselves with their whiteness, white shorts….Including Boris Becker, when he’s not too busy trying to overcompensate with tits to prove he’s not into ass fucking men.

But then again he’s a rich german and probably shits on her, which makes this all the more interesting…

At least she’s skinny in her sugar babying.

Posted in:Lilly Becker

2017

12

Oct

Moa Aberg TITTIES of the Day

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Moa Aberg is a singed model with IMG…so that means she’s a legit model, the kind who doesn’t need to fuck creepy dudes with big accounts on instagram for followers, as IMG reps all the most important models in the world…and to get signed with IMG is totally what the instagram model who fucks the instagram creepy photographers dream of…but never get because they are bootleg, bunk, ghetto bitches who just know how to buy followers, or get naked, while this one, doesn’t even need to bother with instagram followers, she’s already getting paid bro….

But she’s a woman and as a woman she can’t resist but get naked because ultimately, the more followers you have, instagram model or real model, or not, the more money you get paid and the higher profile rockstar or celebrity or DJ you land and get knocked up by at 30 when your life is theoretically over as a model..

So here are them tits there. From Sweden with love.