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2017

30

Oct

Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day

Paris Hilton and her herpes matter….

I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok…

Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues…

In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying.

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2017

30

Oct

Anna Kendrick is an Elf of the Day

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Anna Kendrick is about as hot as she can be in costume dressed like an ELF, which isn’t really hot at all, but that’s because Anna Kendrick isn’t hot…

I know people love her, but I don’t, I didn’t buy into that scam that is good marketing, I know there’s some illuminati brain washing going on, and I have the ability to use my eyes and brain to see that there there’s something about her face, or her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it until she pukes…and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especially gross ones..for money, and logic says if they’ve been in movies and are successful it’d be a no brainer….that’d I’d be into it…

Not that I am actually into throatfucking or porn, but it’s the only way I can explain how not hot this weirdo is…in costume!

Is she sucking on sour candies? Is that just her mouth? Who knows.

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2017

30

Oct

Rat Cow Attention Seeking on Halloween with them Tits of the Day

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Rat Cow is the fucking worst.

I usually ignore her antics because I am blocked from her shit, don’t care about her shit, I don’t think her rat face is hot or interesting, and I figure it is just doing my part to make her disappear like the Kardashians, who don’t quite disappear because there are always brands that want access to their pervert followers, and the followers don’t mass unfollow, so she’ll always be watched by all the dudes waiting for her slutty pics to pop up, exactly what a fashion or beauty brand is looking to sell product to, but girl still gets the deals – sometimes..because she is trying to polarize..

But when things get slow, she tapes her tits and wears a mesh shirt, and hopes to go viral like it was that Robin Thicke Blurred lines video, a level of fame she’ll never experience again, but thank got it happened for her tits, they are great and deserve to be celebrated, it’s just too bad the host body and the brain behind the host body by default join them on their journey….

This is her costume, I think she’s dressed as Bella Thorne…only the bootleg, untinteresting, less famous, garbage version.

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Some Chick named Shanina Shayk had the same costume, it’d be embarassing if they weren’t nippled taped tits…

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2017

30

Oct

Rosario Dawson’s Topless for Social Media of the Day

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Rosario Dawson’s lawyers asked me to take down some leaked nudes of hers that I guess were stolen from her iCloud as nudes have been stolen from iCloud the last few years….in what you’d think would get Apple sued by all the hollywood people, but that didn’t get sued because it’s all fake news, tricking us retards into thinking we’re part of some amazing breach of information about people we forget are attention seeking, fame whore, love being in front of the camera assholes…

The lawyers writing me is just formality I guess, the celebrities pretending they care, while really jerking off to themselves on porn sites, like they’ve always wanted to be but can’t be because it will ruin their mainstream career…

Since Rosario Dawson’s leaked nudes happened, she’s taken it upon herself to do a little DIY nudes, and posts them to her social media…today is “NIPPLE BETWEEN FINGERS TO SHOW BANDAID”….

Obviously, she liked that people started chatting about the near 40 year old and figured “POSTING NUDES THAT’S EASY”….

Not that these are really nudes, but they are still about as naked as the pics her Lawyers got me to take down…so…either she’s mocking me…or she’s inconsitent in her messaging like a drug addict famous person she is.

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2017

30

Oct

Hilary Duff for Halloween of the Day

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There comes a time in every mom’s life – where she lazily and exhaustedly dresses up as a fat bunny for Halloween, instead of the lingerie clad Playboy / Slutty bunny she would have been in her early 20s….but the good news is that this lull is termporary and that by the time women are pushing 40….they are back at the slutty costumes, it’s just this young kid era where they will look bad if they are in a g-string, but go to any old timer Halloween event in your suburban town, while your teenager kids are out at the Halloween Dance, and the corsets and push up bras come out in full force….TITTIES you should never see – everywhere…but until then…Hilary Duff is showing her Halloween spirit in a pretty disappointing way…I guess Halloween is officially Tomorrow, and the spandex and slut may appear for you Hilary Duff fans…but until then, this is the bet we’ve got…

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2017

30

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Amazing at Disneyland of the Day

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I wonder if my love and adoration for Lily Rose Depp is going to become an obsession….to date, I have never got that into anyone in real life, or in fantasy Celebrity life, pretty much ever, unless it was a joke, you know pretend to be creepy for the LOLZ, since I’m naturally creepy, I’m just lazy and don’t care about people who aren’t making it very easy for me to have sex with them…

BUt I do believe that there could be someone hot enough, interesting enough to get me off that Couch…and out the door to park in a van outside their house..

I am not convinced that Lily Rose Depp is the death of me, or my indifference or hatred for celebrity attention seeking tits I like to look at…because I’m still pretty indifferent, but I do want to say nothing but nice things about the rich kid, spoiled brat, entitled, but interesting looking daughter of Johnny Depp and that French bitch he cheated on…

So I remain indifferent, but I’m starting to feel like part of me is a fan…and as someone who has never been a fan for much more than Phoebe Price…this is weird…

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She was also in another dress in the red shoes.and it was good…

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2017

30

Oct

Kelly Rohrbach’s Fitness of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach’s an official actress now, and in being an official actress, she’s getting fat, but she’s gotta maintain her body, because we all know she’s only getting these acting jobs because movies need hot pussy people want to jerk off to and if you’ve played the scene property, you can be the next Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Jessica Alba, you know talentless garbage, decent looking but not all that hot girls, who get all the fucking jobs…because movies need pussy…

She was a Sports Illustrated model in one issue, bedded Leo DiCaprio for a while and starts getting cast in Hollywood…because Weinstein isn’t the only dick that makes careers….it’s just the way it works…as much as everyone wants to fight the world and make it some Sesame Street mutually respect happy place…you still gotta fuck your way to the right meetings…otherwise why the fuck would a dude give you the time of day or help you out….because he wants to see you succeed…get fucking real you dumb fucks dot com.

Nice Shorts though…

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2017

30

Oct

Old Lady Zombie Cindy Crawford Spread Legs of the Day

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Cindy Crawford’s husband and billionaire thanks to his Tequila brand selling, threw a Hallwoeen party with his gay lover George Clooney, who he made the Tequilla brand with, and a bunch of fame whores were in attendance, but none more terrifying than his old as fuck wife, dressed like a 70s disco queen in her 70s, and it was a perfect level of absolute fucking nightmare…you know for Halloween….not for life, because in life, when you marry Cindy Crawford you need to expect her to end up looking like this, but you also better hope there’s a clause in your contract that allows you to fuck younger models, because you’re a tequila billionaire and dudes age better than women, it’s only fair.

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Cindy Crawford also did some photoshoot because I guess people still like her, her name, her celebrity, the 90s revival while pussy looks like she’s 90….and for some reason she kept her legs spread….and grinding up on things because I guess when you’re pussy is dried up, your sex drive doesn’t reflect that, in fact the more testosterone / less estrogen you have the more horny you are. SCIENCE…

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I guess the real question is – WHERE IS THEIR HOT SLUTTY MODEL TEEN DAUGHTER YOU WANT TO KEVIN SPACEY CUZ YOU ARE SICK IN THE DICK?

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2017

30

Oct

Doutzen Kroes Finds Life After Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Do you believe in life after being fired from Victoria’s Secret because you’re not that hot, interesting, or compelling and you’re a mom of two with a famous Ibiza DJ, who needs to be in Ibiza policing him from fucking the younger and hotter versions of you, because you’re old girl, and knocking up a VS model when she’s 23 is a lot different than having the listen to her wife bullshit when she’s 30 and not working….and girl probably grasps that, since her only value and purpose is being half naked in lingerie, so get half naked in lingerie for anyone willing to put you in their campaign knowing you were a VS model and they can get you at a discount now that you’re desperate and don’t need the money..

Interesting, but only because girl’s half naked in lingerie.

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2017

30

Oct

Irina Shayk Workout of the Day

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Irina Shayk, the cold Russian who may or may not be involved in the US Election that used Russian spammers to advertise to the general retard public at a discount, but who is definitely as dark as those Russians tend to be…is working out her mom ass and posting slutty video of it to instagram…

Because if there’s one thing this girl knows, it’s how to use her looks to manipulate men into giving her what she wants, which I guess in Brad Cooper’s case, was 18 years of Child Support, always protected, even if the model shit dries up, but it probably won’t because she’s disciplined like she is in her seduction – and at the gym trying to get hot to make that comeback….since childbirth may be the end of many vaginas, it’s been proven to not be the end of a model career a girl needs to keep her rich man interested in her…

The whole thing pretty basic, rich guy likes hot chick, hot chick performs for rich guy to give him what he wants so that he is compelled to give her what she wants, before she slaughters him and takes it all…Tactics…we don’t need to worry about while staring at the ass.

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