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2017

30

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Vogue Brasil Cover of the DAy

People seem to be very impressed by Candice Swanepoel and her post-baby comeback tour – because they forget that she’s a model, who has spent her entire life being objectified by an evil underwear brand, that puts importance on girls not being fat as fuck, and she gets paid very well to be their promo model / hooker / whatever it is she actually does…so that her ego could never allow her to not be fit, thin, hot…unlike most moms you see who use pregnancy and marriage as an excuse to throw in the towel and eat all the fucking cake…never quite getting back to where they were before the baby until the divorce and they have something to prove…

You see you just need that internal dialog telling you that you have something to prove and in Candice Swanepoel’s case it’s that she’s still worth looking at half naked and wanting to fuck..

I find her dull, I always have, but that body’s out of control….so here she is in Vogue Brasil trying to be relevant for her comeback tour for VS…

Candice Swanepoel was also seen in NYC…

TO SEE HER WALKING AROUND NYC CLICK HERE

Here she is breast feeding…

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2017

30

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I officially realize that there is something wrong with me – or that I am officially too old – because I knowingly stayed in on Halloween weekend, not that I ever dress up, that’s for kids and assholes, not that I’ve gone out for Halloween or really ever the last 5 years, but I recognize that I knowingly stayed in despite the world being extra slutty nipple exposed this year…instead I decided to watch the sluts on social media – where they’ll look better because that’s the only reason they are dressing up so aggressively, and when they are filtered and angled they are more interesting, all while I don’t have to leave my couch…..

So I decided that I’ll sit and watch a bunch of kids in a rip off of an 80s movie, and not even a good rip off, as they fight a dragon even though I hate that shit, and hate the characters, the story, the writing, and can’t grasp why America fucking loves it and gets excited for it…..I assume it is because no one has an opinion and they are told they are supposed to like it…

While I waste away, here are some morning links..

Fat Pig Dressed like Mariah Carey
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The Real Twilight Zone
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The Time Zack Morris Sold Bikini Pics of Underage Girls…
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Hot Girl in a Hot Britney Costume.
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Short Skirt
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Kendall in a Swimsuit
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It Killer Clown Prank on Girlfriend Compilation
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Cat Eats Corn on the Cob
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Hailey BAldwin in a Short White Outfit
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Idiot Strangers Things Actor of the Day
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Flying into New Zealand is Nuts
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A Good Costume if you have One Leg
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Bella Thorne Looking Rough
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Everything Streaming in November
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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2017

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was not finding THIS TUMBLR …

The highlight of my day was realizing that not all women out there are fat. I was forced to walk by two colleges today and the majority of the girls I saw were skinny in leggings looking good…the kind of tall lean thing you’d want to hire as your intern..you know none of that Ashley Graham shit.

So in this world of too much fucking social media, narcissism, outspoken assholes on their soap boxes preaching their bullshit, reminding me how doomed and idiotic everyone is..from the entertainment industry to politics to the system as a whole…

There are still skinny legs and thank the non existent god for that…

It’s Halloween weekend, go out there and find the slutty costumes, they’re out there, ready for your creepy, white male, trying to take what is yours, objectifying and being a pervert….this year more than ever…with mace…you know ready to cut off your dick as a group and make you eat it…because of the #metoo and general man hating vibe of the year….treat tricks dressed half naked with respect…while you trick or treat. Weirdo.

Here are some stepLINKS for the Weekend…

Taylor Swift in her Slutty New Video
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Jenna Dewan Tatum Slutty
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Billy Nye Enjoys a Twerk
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Slutty Pregnant Jessica Alba
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Winona Rider’s Got Cleavage at the Stranger Thigns Premiere
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Nadeea Volinova titty of the Day
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Becky G’s Got Some Cleavage at the Latin American Awards
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Margot Robbie Pokies
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Phoebe Price Perfect in the Parking Lot
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Ariel Winter in Dumpy Sweatpants Because She’s Dumpy…
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Everyone Hates Kathy Griffin
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Haley Baldwin is Offensive Dressed Like a Nerd Girl
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Briefcase Turned into Fireplace
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Ana de Armas in what Could be a See Through
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Lady Gaga Rehearsing with Metallica and None of these Overrated Fucks Died
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Simon Cowell Didn’t Die
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Rita Ora is a Garbage Cunt
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Weird Robot talking ABout Elon Musk
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Retard VS Shark
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World Smallest Shotgun
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Paris Hilton at an Event
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Cop Caught Texting and Driving
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Jane Fonda’s Ponytail
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January Jones Nipples
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Eniko Mihalik for Harper’s Bazaar
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Drunk Guy of the Day
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Haley Bennett – in a Dress..
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Crazy man and his Driving
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Adele Exarchopoulos and Lea Seydoux Together…
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Ellen Objectifies Katy Perry Tits
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I want Chrissy teigen to Die – I Hate her – Why Do People Encourage Her
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Porsche Settled in Paul Walker Death
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Maisie Williams for Walking Dead Nonsense
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Nude Photography of the Day
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SAggy Asian Titty Fetish Porn
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Masurbating Cam Girl
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Naked Tanning
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Big Tits
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Big tits Sitting on a Blender
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Big Tits at a Halloween Party
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Pussy of the Day
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Slutty Nude Model in Some Lolita glasses
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Instant Regret
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2017

27

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 12 of the Day

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Here are this week’s compilation of the best in cam moments, because there is so much more to a webcam show than what you’d expect there to be.

There is talent, there is artistry, there is amazing and incredible performances…these girls are solid on camera, great sales people, they are performing and letting us into their worlds…and for that…we celebrate them…because we are perverts…

The most interesting thing about this is that they do it for free, they do it for the 10 percent of dudes in the room who pay them, while the rest of us can just watch on like the creepy mooch perverts we are.

I am a believer in the SFW Cam girl videos…because the most exciting part of this is that you can see them all actually get naked if you. CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

27

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is god…

Lily Rose Depp…is walking around topless enough for me, sure it’s not topless enough, but there’s not bra in the way of seeing her hard, young nipples bounce, and that’s what the world really needs…more of that….

I don’t care how rich, dialed in, spoiled, a product of nepotism she is…I don’t care how damaged, delusional, annoying she probably is, I don’t care how entitled and mindless retard she is, her dad is Johnny Depp, he’s rich and weird, it’s expected…I just like that I can see her hard nipples..they good.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst celebrity child – she just can’t figure out her place in the world and she’s 7 foot tall and 500 pounds so that must make it even more difficult – every seat you try sitting in – you can’t quite fit in it – or it breaks and forces you to date black chicks – and dye your hair black – and get stupid tattoos – you know figuring out your place…

The model world doesn’t want you, the acting world doesn’t want you, you’re left being low level and posting tit pics on her feed for attention – that’s some real fucking issues…that I endorse…because I like monster tits on monsters – tis the season you know..

Why these are censored, who knows, I guess just more reason she’s a lame as fuck cunt who doesn’t deliver anything she tries to deliver on. Always missing the mark.

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2017

27

Oct

Bella Thorne Never Ends a Good Time of the Day

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Bella Thorne is out of contol, wild and crazy, calculated and polarizing her Disney career into something weird, quirky, raver, relevant, lame, but half naked and strategic which works well for hot young body…

She took the rave to Mexico for some event that included her tit half out, and I think it’s safe to say that it’s too bad she wasn’t abducted…you know thrown in a van and never heard from again…but I am going to assume she makes it back to America where she will continue to publicly sext the world or anyone watching because society is creepy as fuck and that’s become social norm…no tease, no discretion, no class, just blatant whoring out for attention…Wild Times.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

27

Oct

Old Lady Ambrosio in Fitness Gear of the Day

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So Old she’s got a Tramp Stamp….

I’ve been going into how Alessandra Ambrosio at 40 fucking years old, despite being fit, she does go to the gym everyday, she knows they are filming their Victoria’s Secret fashion show and like an athlete at the Olympics, she’s strapped down, starved herself, and committed to the workouts, instead of just gingerly stepping aside to let naturally fit, young girls take her place…

Her ego, and her wanting to make more money greed, just keep her at this, trying to defy the aging process and for whatever reason, VS keep her around, maybe she has dirt on them, she’s bribing them, or maybe she actually sells panties to her audience that don’t want to admit they are getting old…

But she’s Old enough to have a tramp stamp people…that’s fucking way too old to be a bikini model – no matter how tight body she is…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alesandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

27

Oct

Daphne Groeneveld Hot Model of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is hot, I’ve been told by people who know her or who have seen her in person that she isn’t as hot in person, you know all big faced, big features, like you’d expect from a Dutch woman, but I like the look and I’m not about to be anywhere she is ever, so her done up in pics is good enough for me, I’d rather not see that she actually looks like some dopey big faced, big lipped freak bobble head…you know it takes away from the “she’s so interesting”…

She’s 22, started working in fashion 7 years ago, you do the math…yes, again the Fashion industry disguised as luxury, is corrupt weird and perverted…she’s gone onto work with ever brand ever, she’s been in magazines, and this is a shoot for who the fuck cares, because you can see her nipples.

I believe in her.

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2017

27

Oct

Rita Ora – Who? – In a Comic Book Themed Slutfit of the Day

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I still don’t know who Rita Ora is, even though I know exactly who Rita Ora is, but I say it in a way to reflect the general public…because she’s never done anything of substance that you should know her for, and her clickbait isn’t even good clickbait, but her tits are good, and I guess that’s the reason she exists..because tits in the right circles, sitting at the right table in that push up bra, get the right media coverage, support, paychecks, brand deals to exist…She’s a scam…but we should appreciate scammers, they are far more interesting than real actual famous people, they try harder to perpetuate their lie.

Here she is in some nerd comic book clickbait costume to open up a new market of nerds since nerds are loyals in what is probably an attempt to have more longevity that you know she is as amazed as we are that she has…unless she’s just a tyrant crazy person with an ego who thinks she deserves it…Who knows.

And videos…

To see the rest of the clickbait costume pics CLICK HERE

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