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2017

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Rockin’ Body for Halloween of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is 100 years old and prepping for her Victoria’s Secret fashion show – so she’s looking skinny…as she needs to be…because she’s too old to be part of it…but is still part of it…for whatever reason…

BUT AT LEAST SHE’S SKINNY…

It distracts from that old lady mom of two horse face…

I don’t find her hot, but apparently the team at Victoria’s Secret do, because they keep her old ass around..

This is her Halloween costume, I figure I’ll post it to promote old moms starving themselves and working out hard, she’s putting REAL fucking work into this… in the era of fat people, because if an old mom can do it, everyone can and if they don’t it’s because they don’t fear losing paycheck and their existence for it….so be in denial and keep trying…giving other old timers hope that they don’t need to retire either…even when they should.

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2017

30

Oct

Farrah Abraham is a Hooker Mermaid of the Day

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I find comfort in watching Farrah Abraham desperately seek attention….

She’s basically the beauty of famewhoring at it’s best…you know someone who got into TV for such trashy reasons, being a teen mom, celebrated for getting knocked up at 16, sensationalized by tabloid MTV for ratings, scrambling for ratings….

When that run ended, she went with SEX TAPE for fame, bad strategy maybe, but she was a slut to start, it made sense, and her sex tape with a pornstar making it not a sex tape at all…and now..she’s just this weird half celeb, tabloid fodder, who still does sex work in the porn world, and writes books and plays the teen mom, anything to anyone who will listen, all while rocking clown tits and a clown face from Plastic surgery…

She’s weird…but I like it.

What you’re not seeing in these pics is she’s here with her kid…my god…people everything wrong in America but so right….

She’s also pushing her Amazon wish list on her social media…what is this..anything for a dollar hustle…sad really…

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2017

30

Oct

Elle Fanning in Red Workout Gear of the Day

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Elle Fanning worked out in a red outfit this weekend – that I guess was worth looking at because she’s some celebrity chick who is skinny enough to want to look at in workout gear…which I guess is interesting in this era of fat chicks…but also in this era of instagram models…it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who I guess is really just a sister of a child star riding her sister’s name like she was LOTTIE MOSS or really any of the Kardashians…..but she’s in workout gear and sometimes that is enough…when in some weird geting into car position.

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2017

30

Oct

Ashley Tisdale in a Leotard of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale put out some pics of her in some full body leotard outfit that I guess her fans will appreciate because she’s pregnant looking and that means her bootleg genetics will live on another generation…assuming their are Tisdale fans…I’m not convinced…

She’s just a product of Disney marketing and brainwashing tactics that took an average looking, even ugly faced, blonde girl with a skinny and fit body and tricked the media and the fans and the pervert creeper dads into thinking was hot…even though she was in her late 20s..playing a high school student…also part of their lie…

I campaigned against her face, her botched nose job, all that….because I couldn’t stand the fake news we were being fed…but I always said “her body it tight, fit, and as long as she keeps this up, good, she’ll be good, at 40 hot bodies are still hot bodies”…because to ever hateful thing I say, there’s a positive solution..

Well, she’s got fat, lazy, married…and maybe her muscle memory will go back to fit, maybe she’ll just gat fatter, and it looks like it may have given her some tits…but
in all this nonsense for Halloween – I like the Vanessa Hudgens butt shot the best…

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Apparently this is Ashley Tisdale’s Nipples in a Day of the Dead costume..

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2017

30

Oct

Daphne Groeneveld Titties of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is a model I like, but who is apparently a model who is really fucking weird looking in person, but as I’ve realized over the years, I don’t care about what models look like in person, I am never around models in person, I don’t care about what influencers, or sluts on instagram look like in person, I care about how photogenic they are, or how good they are at being photoshopped, you see I don’t leave my house if I don’t have to – and I really don’t have to…and I get to stare at tits on the social media feed all day…making it really irrelevant if these women are even human….just keep feeding me that content.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it’s good enough to me.

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2017

30

Oct

Charlotte McKInney’s Panties of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney flashed a little panty / pussy lip / while at some event for Halloween dressed up like some Disco looking queen who should have died of an overdose, but who instead got cast in Dancing with the Stars before being a star all because she had the right friends willing to lie about her stardom, becoming tits from instagram that had no business being on TV, but was on TV, god knows what favor she called, or someone she was fucking called, but that’s major…

Luckily, she’s faded out to where she belongs, irrelevant, uninteresting but with tit,…you can’t fake celebrity for too long Florida trash….we know your true colors…go back to them tits….even if the panty flash is the more interesting thing in all this…

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2017

30

Oct

Nicki Minaj is a Halloween Monster of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is disgusting…and this isn’t a race thing…I like all ethnically ambiguous fat girls who went to white priveledge acting school and decided to do their best HOOD impression after they did some weird clowny bullshit…and while on her best HOOD impression she committed and got the ass and tits and face needed to drive the point home – even though we all know she’s a fucking lie and she’s not even hot….the same…which is not very much…

This is her costume…which is fat weird ass…

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2017

30

Oct

Avril Lavigne More Halloween Erotica of the Day

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Avril Lavigne doesn’t matter, even to a Canadian like me, who was exposed to so much of her music, because Canada is oppressive and control the media, and legally make the radio / TV play 30 percent Canadian so that we don’t lose our culture and become American, like Avril Lavigne…which is hilarious when you think of Avril Lavigne being seen as a way to save Canadian culture, she was some bootleg pop punk pop shit that moved to LA the second it made a dollar…but to the governement…she’s Canadian content because she was born here…when nothing looks more OHIO mall parking lot in her DC shoes that this…

Well, she’s dressed as a chubby, middle aged, pop star from Canada, who has been divorced twice, has survived LYME DISEASE and is totally uninteresting, in spandex..

I don’t get it, but dudes in their 40s find her hot…or the memory of her hot, so here it is.

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2017

30

Oct

Katy Perry’s Titty of the Day

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Katy Perry is trying to get people to care about her the way she did when she first got her record deal – with her tits…which aren’t even that great of tits – but are big tits – in an era where tits are important and will forever be important – she knows that whenever she wants some attention, or people talking about her, or her American Idol bullshit that she’s trying to re-invent as the Simon Cowell, even though as a person she’s abrasive, annoying, not likeable…despite how many people listen to her terrible, ear raping music…she’s not good, or talented, and sold tickets to her show on GROUPON for 5 dollars this tour…because NO ONE CARES…and she’s hoping that IDOL will bring her household, while I hope IDOL makes households hate her even more…ending her..and I also hope she spent all her money like an idiot and goes broke….ending up a street hooker by 40 where she belongs…

She’s the worst..

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2017

30

Oct

Paris Hilton and Pregnant Sister for Old Times of the Day

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Paris Hilton and her herpes matter….

I mean they don’t actually matter and they paved the way for the Kardashians, who took over for her when she lost intrest in being a shameless fame whore, pretending to be a fancy gay man, pretty much going viral in more ways than just on the internet, but also in her panties, because she fucked everyone, you know typical rich girls trying to fill the void through their vagina problems….she got famous for a sex tape, like Kim K after her…you know the kind of whore this is….one that is still skinny at 40 and worth looking at, still rocking that hook nose bird face, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be….she’s a vapid, vain, garbage human who is just over the top and trashy in her barbie life, and she’d never let herself get fat, or sag…she’s BOTOXing the fuck out of herself…and it’s ok…

Her sister on the other hands got a worse STD, some cum stuck to the uterus…and it looks like she’s about to explode…so the DNA / bloodline continues…

In case you were wondering – Paris Hilton is not Paris Jackson…but she is equally useless, riding a name, and annoying.