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2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The key to a successful life is to be bullshit, because if you’re bullshit, the other people who are bullshit will recognize you as bullshit and bring you under their bullshit wing to perpetuate the bullshit, giving everyone who is bullshit a piece of the pie….while those who call out the bullshit, phony, fake, “painted lives” of idiots people are giving money to…will always be left out because bullshit people are threatened by people who know they are bullshit and who can seemingly put an end to their bullshit by letting other people know they are bullshit…

So be bullshit, not the guy who calls out the bullshit….and make enough money to buy a cabin in the woods on acreage so after you’ve sold your soul to the devil, you can afford to rebuild it as a reclusive…

Here are some morning links in the morning.

Ivanka Trump Tried to Knock Tiffany Trump Out of The Dad’s Will – Nice People…
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Supercars in a Drag Race
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Wet Sluts in the Water
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Biggest Snail Ever
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Gwyneth Paltrow Warns People Not to Fuck With Her….
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Gary Oldman’s Old New Pussy
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Ken Block is a Maniac
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Awesome Girls
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Creating Pennywise….with the Kids from IT
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those days where the girl you sext, you know the nudist girl seeking validation via her asshole pics – gets a boyfriend or turns lesbian or trans and no longer seeks validation for her asshole pics – but instead want you to promote her gofundme page to help her became a man, since she identifies as a man, via testosterone shots that will turn her pussy into a little dick, and some facial reconstruction to look more mainly, despite still being a fucking girl…

You know…one of those days…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Scott Disick Sucking Sofia Richie’s Dick….
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Rihanna Huge Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Gets Sued for Her Lyrics…BRING THAT UGLY WHITE OVERRATED CUNT DOWN…FOR ROBBING THE BLACK MAN….that CUNT…
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Marion Cotillard Naked as Fuck in a Movie Rockin’ Huge Tits
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Curry in a HUrry…
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Georgia Fowler Nipples
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Anthony Weinder Gets 21 Months in Jail
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Halsey See Through Top…
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Serena Williams THICK post Baby Weight
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Alicia Viknder Sexy Braless Cleavage
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Dust DEVIL in TEMPE
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The Rise and Fall of the Fallout Shelter
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Alina Boyko Bikini…
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More Rihanna Cleavage
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The Last Words of Death Row Inmates
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October’s Premiere Viewing List
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Dude You’ve NEver HEard of is the New American Idol Judge
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Failed Bike Thieves
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Dr Phil Confronts Vodka Water Bottle Drinking Drunk….the New Jerry Springer…
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Virtual Reality Marriage Proposal Weirdness
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Ariel Winter Fat Pig
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Hitting Tits with Strong Winds – The Musical…
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Hailey Baldwin – new Face Side Boobs
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Priyanka Chopra Dressed Crazy
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Costco Weddings…
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Hailey Baldwin Managled Face in Lingerie…
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting…and is Trying to Intellectualize Kylie Jenner Pregnancy
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Driver Turns Across Oncoming Traffic
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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This is most Inspirational Porn I’ve Ever Seen, I’ve wrote about it many times, I guess it’s going Viral now….I used to make girls in high school watch it…it’s called Sharon…I can’t believe someone found it / posted it…LEGENDARY…
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Nude Girls by Russian Photog
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Rosie Jones – Leaked Nudes
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Puffy Nipples of the Day
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Girl With the Amazing Body
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Cum Hasting Pornstar
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Nice Pussy!
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HEAD!
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Slutty Selfies!
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2017

Sep

Kirsten Dunst Posts her Nudes of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst posted some nudes, you know the nudes that you’d get from some cunty hipster bitch you matched on tinder, who you have no patience to deal with beyond the nudes, so you say “send nudes’ and she sends a color palate or a a make-up powder kit…and it makes me angry..only in this time it’s some Kirsten Dunst and her big sloppy tits on her skinny frame – that she’s carried into her adulthood, one I was suprised she survived but that being rich and famous allowed her to come out of the depression, drugs, booze, with the help of god, AA, scientology, or a want to be taken seriously, or make more money…and she’s all of a sudden relevant again…all snaggle tooth of her…and I’m good with it because of the sloppy tits…cleavage out…because I like to reduce all things down to the amount of tit I can see in a pic..

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2017

Sep

Miley Cyrus Sheer Pants Panty Flash of the Day

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Miley Cyrus wore a pair of sheer pants to some bullshit radio event – because she’s a whore for the radio people – they are the only people who play her fucking songs – and pollute our lives with the smut she puts out….so she has to keep them happy.

Seriously, even locally, IHeartRadio owns pretty much every fucking radio station, and that’s in a small Candian city alone, they clearly have the USA on lockdown and thus when they do an event, or when the execs have a party, you know MILEY is right there ready to be the dancing monkey hooker they all piss on…cuz she needs them…

So Iheart had a festival, makes sense since they are a radio station across America and all these asshole stars pretty much work for them…and Miley was there…in the sheer pants that are essentially all the rage now – because young people need other body parts to show off, since nipples are played out….

This would have been magical if she was smart enough to wear no panties…but she wore panties…so here’s the best she brought now that she’s trying to clean up her act, blame weed on her wildness, and secure a long career in country rather than asshole spreading tumblr ripping scam…

Not the best times, but good enough times, in a world that is the worst.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2017

Sep

Erica Badu for the Dick of the Day

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Erykah Badu….Andre 3000s baby momma…and star from a long time ago…put out a freestyle about the dick…and people are liking it…probably because it’s not Nicki Minaj…who is the fucking worst..

I don’t remember thinking I wanted to fuck Erykah Badu when she had that hit song…but I guess somethings aren’t about fucking or wanting to fuck…and I’d want to fuck anything in theory…even those I’ve never done bullshit nonsense posts one….

Listening to a girl putting out a video all girls can relate to…because they are all dickmatized….even the lesbians…they just don’t realize it because they are trying to be on trend.

Stay Woke for the Dick.

Posted in:Erica Badu|SFW|Videos

2017

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is lovely and she’s got skinny legs…a fetish of mine that is at risk of eventually disappearing…because I left the house today and I saw countless women in fitness gear looking just like a Kardashian..

The fat asses, the skinny waist, it’s like they workout, or eat cake and workout, to achieve this thick bitch look, and the concept of a nice, lean, skinny leg, is fading…an idea or memory of what once was…the glamour of a skinny leg and the eroticism of a skinny ass….is going to left for the crackheads and anorexics and the people dying of cancer or AIDS…and I’ll be forced to stare at thighs rubbing together or pics of hot girls like Emma Roberts pantsless for my pleasure…because no matter how fat the world gets, there will always be archival pics of skinny legs…

I’m a fan of whatever goes on with Emma Roberts..

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

Sep

Elsa Hosk See Through and a Freaky Neck of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a very old lady in terms of modeling or walking on runways…she’s pushing 30 or some shit and that’s what they have documented, which is usually three years younger than her actual age…you know the people who handle her, manage her, sell her, want extra years out of her….and that is probably why these Runway photos of the nude model turned Victoria’s Secret Promo Model turned Runway Model it just took her a few years to get there….but she made it right before it was too late….

She’s walking the runway, with a sheer outfit because she’s a whore like that, and all I see is her neck being strained in what could be bad plastic surgery, or just her trying to create an illusion of tighter skinned face, by sucking on sour candies and pulling her face muscles back into her…and the whole thing is very weird, creepy, zombie, old lady trying to look young but she’s still hot…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

Sep

Alexandra Stan Eurotrash Nipples of the Day

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Alexandra Stan is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

She’s in LA biking Euro style, nipples out, and still looks good to me, worth a K-Fed for her international success, just wanting the USA success like she’s some Rihanna…and why wouldn’t she…315 million people listened to her last shitty song on Youtube…there’s hope…the nipples are just added muscle to the strategy…

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2017

Sep

Hea Deville Topless at the Museum of the Day

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I don’t know who Hea Deville is, but apparently she had a night at the Museum and she’s not Ben Stiller, because she’s got great tits, and his tits aren’t nearly as good…but they may be now that he’s removed his prostate 3 years cancer free 5 days ago…you know all that estrogen with no CUM factory makes a dude CAITLIN JENNER…against his will…

BUT this isn’t about Ben Stiller, it is about the cultural experience that is HEA DEVILLE….magical really…an artist, human artistry, through showcasing her rockin’ body and tits, in places that are otherwise deemed black tie or dressy….you know things that won’t let me in wearing my sweatpants but that let girl come in in her nightgown because who is really gonna say no to them tits…maybe homos, but even homos like tits…I never met a fag who did play with his fag hang’s tits….it’s the vagina they fear…and guess it’s a “we all had to breast feed” situation….and here are some breasts.

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2017

Sep

Lena Dunham Disgusting Interpretive Pool Dance in a Bikini of the Day

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Lena Dunham thinks she’s an expert, a voice of the woman form, despite looking like dude…part of her angle she’s been exploiting since she figured out that she could exploit it and that other social justice warrior type of idiots who think they are progressive, when really they are just being egotistical, vain, materialistic, LIES….trying to sell their bullshit….force their bullshit on people…and people who are likely dumber than her, even if she comes across pretty dumb, buy into her because they figure “she’s got something to say, people seem to listen, it pisses other people off, and gets people to tune in, but in no way did we ever want her naked on our show”.

Because words, or women’s study 101 classes, or whatever this bitch claims to be or not be is ultimately irrelevant…because you / no one should listen, take note, care or perpetuate her trying to get attention, using the angle she found to get attention and that gets her attention…but rather focus on what actually matters and that’s figuring out ways she either dies from obesity related diseases, loses her narcissistic / egotistic mind, so that her pig body and all that she shits out from any of her orifices never gets naked or half naked again….it is terrifying…she is terrifying and everyone I’ve ever interacted with hate her, so who the fuck are the idiots endorsing her…ya know…it’s weird…

It’s too bad she didn’t drown in the making of this shit, but she’s too fat to drown…#alwaysfloating

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