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2017

22

Aug

Lily Rose Depp for CR Fashion Book Hot and Topless of the Day

And so it begins…

Lily Rose Depp is my favorite of the young celebrity daughters and I have no issue with her using her celebrity name, parents, access, trust fund, for shameless self promotion, because all these girls are bred the same, and really all girls her age and generation are bread the same, they are out there for the IG fame, hot bodied they are willing to show off, and in some cases, not in Lily Rose Depp’s case, not even hot bodied and still willing to show off…

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, but Edward scissor hands is good times, but not nearly as good of a time as this Lily Rose Depp looks…

I mean…how is she even real….I am not overly excited about any girl ever, but this face, this body, it’s just on another level..

KEEP IT COMING SO WE CAN KEEP IT COMING – GIRL…

She is obviously the next big thing…all little and hot…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Salma Hayek is an Action Adventure Set of Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek reminds us that there’s something magical about tits, or women, or tits and women, or maybe it’s women with tits, and that is that they can turn everything into an erotic porno scene…even something as innocent as being tied up and busting out of a sports bra / tank top looking thing for social media…sure she’ll pretend she’s repelling on some nature adventure excursion, but we all know what’s actually going on here…a FETISH…

Her caption is that she’s got another Action movie still in her, but I think what she means is that she posted this for you to imagine yourself being in her.

Perverts…we’re all fucking perverts….even those of you looking at the blue helmet thinking that she looks like a giant dick head…while the rest of us are looking at the tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Sarah Hyland’s Box of the Day

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I love that we live in an era where all girls, including big and famous creepy but still kinda hot despite looking like they were on hormone therapy and malformed, like Sarah Hyland, can turn to their social media channels for some male attention, and post their massive box…

It’s like “HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT MY BOX”…something all the girls do, but Sarah Hyland is just a little more literal, I guess since she’s a rich and famous chick she doesn’t need to post up her labia and can stick to the cardboard version.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Alexis Ren Weird Porn of the Day

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Alexis Ren is confusing, but she may be the mainstream voice of a generation of instagram sluts, because she posts seductive, half naked erotica pretty much all the time, and I assume people are only into her for wanking purposes, I mean she doesn’t really offer anything else to anyone…

I know she’s trying to leverage her huge audience, and it is a huge fucking audience of perverts and teen girls, who she’s tainting with her low level exhibitionsim…

It takes a certain type of “talent” to look into the camera in a seductive way and not as a joke, or maybe the joke is so top level and she’s so good at these hustle, that’s a real easy hustle, it only requires making sex faces to a camera, POV style to engage the perverts jerking off to her, I mean that or showing off her big fat tis…

She’s launched an activewear / fitness line, but she’d probably do better with moulds of her pussy…you know since she’s essentially just soft core porn.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Mariah Carey in Paper Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some Mariah Carey in some weird photoshoot that makes her face look a little like a bull dog, but I guess that is what happens when you’re an over the top rich woman with an ego so huge she likely thinks she’s god…which probably makes for interesting sex….and not just because she’s got monster tits that go with her middle aged weight gain issues she tries to barely hide…but because she’s a fucking crazy person…

This reminds me of a boudoir set a fat wife gets her truck driving husband at the small town strip mall in the early 90s…you know…trashy…but maybe everything reminds me of that….because I missed the glory days of women trying to save marriages through semi professional slutty photoshoots with middle aged failed photographer perverts who once worked at sears doing portraits but always wanted to experience the woman form…and the art that comes with it…like most instagram photographers today…

It’s just that a spread pussy selfie on the toilet is wonderful to me, but it doesn’t take nearly the same level of thought or effort, especially in an era where slutty shoots weren’t an all day everyday thing…

EITHER way…here’s MARIAH.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Paper Magazine of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez doesn’t look like Jennifer Lopez in this photoshoot for Paper magazine, thanks to being hold, photoshopped, re-built with face fillers to keep her taught hispanic skin aging nicely, you know combined with all her expensive creams and baby fetuses she orders from the mother country to bathe in, girl will keep on going…and her fans will fucking celebrate accordingly…because they are loyal, she is their beacon of hope, and despite being average at best of a performer, even patronizing, but pandering, brainwashing and manipulating…she can’t do wrong…they are committed to her and she’s just keep cashing in…

You can tell it’s Jennifer Lopez because it’s so fucking flashy, loud and all things she is, that’s how people notice her..

I just don’t know where she’s hiding her 50 but fit ass…that’s what made her, that’s what you want to make it you want to jerk off to her, it’s like all the pics should be of her ass…it has worked for her, and continues to work for her, but only one pic…seems like a rip off, probably something anyone who bought ticket to a J.Lo show probably feel.

Posted in:J.Lo|Jennifer Lopez|SFW

2017

22

Aug

Elsie Hewitt Nipple Snapchat of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is some chick who gets naked on the internet for validation, or maybe it’s for marketing purposes, you know some low level, but free form of marketing, because people like naked chicks and follow them…

There are all kinds of level of celebrity, and if you have big tits, put them to good use…

I don’t know if she’s a high class escort, or if this is part of her version of a backpages account…I mean she could just be a hot chick into getting attention because the internet is weird and allows you to produce and distribute any content or message you want around yourself..

I think it’s safe to say it’s a waste of time analyzing this, when really we should focus on how much it costs to ANAL her….you know they all have a price….and in Elsie’s case…she just likes having fun dude…stop hating…

From her instagram…she’s good.

Posted in:Elsie Hewitt

2017

22

Aug

Dioni Tabbers Nude of the Day

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Dioni Tabbers is naked…

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my research…something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is…

She’s a little old now, you know, probably not going to really make it, but maybe she doesn’t need to, maybe her family is rich, maybe her family is rich, maybe her boyfriend, baby daddy, sponsor is rich…

I mean when you’re a hot girl, you have enough options to not actually work a real job…just look good.

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers

2017

22

Aug

Drunk Woman Brawl at In and Out in LA and Other Videos of the Day

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Shoplifter Gets Slapped

Dude Blows Up Fire Crackers in his Mouth

Lunatic Kills Store Clerk While Robbing Her

Saudi Cowboy

Bike VS escalator

Idiot Pulls a Gun at a Fight, Put Gun Back in Bag, Gets beat More

Flash Mob Robbery at NIKE Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Aug

Tommy Lee Fucking his Girlfriend on a Commercial Plane of the Day

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Tommy Lee is dating some instagrammer named Brittany Furlan, who I actually follow, yet feel like I’ve never heard of her, because I guess IG doesn’t feed me every whore I follow on the regular, and I guess my brain doesn’t register random sluts I follow when I was drunk, but I do follow her, and I guess that makes her my friend, one sided friend, since she doesn’t follow me back and since I am just 1 of her millions of followers reminding me how insignificant I am…

That said, the honeymood sex tape, cure of hepatitis, rocker Tommy Lee who must be hundred, and who must have fucked thousands of women at this point in the game, was traveling with her and they both left the commercial airline bathroom, because it is assumed they fucked, her got sucked off, they did a line of coke together….who really cares, we’ve seen dude fuck Pam Anderson 20 years ago…this is not shocking, life changing, or that interesting…

I see regular girls who are horny little monsters all fucking day, every fucking day, everyday girls fucking in bushes in the park, jerking off in cars, it’s out of control – porn generation shit…that just seems logical when the girl involved looks like a porn chick and the dude involved is already a seasoned pornstar in his spare, rich as fuck, rockstar time off…I mean…that’s the whole point of being a rockstar…

Amazing the places social media can take you…I mean…without it..she’d probably still be working the strip club somewhere, not fucking rockstars…

Here are some of her social media pics…