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2017

23

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream….

But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever..

From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything…

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2017

23

Aug

Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit…

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck…

But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat…

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2017

23

Aug

Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

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Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool…

I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility.

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

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Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out.

Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring…

Posted in:Jojo Levesque|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Rumer Willis at the Waterpark of the Day

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Rumer Willis went to the waterpark and no one drowned her for being a sea monster they assumed was there to eat the kids….so they took a pic to celebrate…and she’s in a bikini…reminding me and I guess you because you’re here with me…that plastic surgery can save a bitch, or at least make her a solid fuckable, not that Rumer Willis was ever not fuckable, sure she had a bit of a potato head, but her parents are famous and rich and a enough reason to want to K-Fed her…

The plastic surgery just makes her a little less disgusting, or sea creature at the waterpark you try to drown.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

23

Aug

Steffy Argelich Nude for Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Steffy Argelich is a very important and relevant model that I’ve never heard of, that you’ve probably never heard of, unless you are googling her and I’m the only thing that’s come up, because I am a master of the internet, and because no one else is posting on her….

But you can tell, she’s important because she’s in Vogue Spain. Vogue, a dream of so many other girls who grew up thinking all the best models got in there. You know a legitimate media outlet that isn’t a porn mag…

She’s strategically naked, which puts her on the map for me, whether in Vogue, repped by a real agency, or not, spread pussy or not, I’ll always appreciate nudity…but then again, I guess this isn’t nudity at all.

We’ve been scammed.

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2017

23

Aug

Cindy Mello Hot Photoshoot of the Day

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Cindy Mello is a Brazilian model in NYC…

She’s not very relevant or important, but she has 366,000 followers on her social media, that she probably got from doing slutty content featured on porn instagram accounts, but that she will polarize with fashion pics, so that brands pay her 10k a post, it’s a real fucking racket and so many people are doing it, people you’ve never heard of, getting $$$$$ from companies you have…fucking up the whole sugar daddy experience.

That’s not to say Cindy Mello is getting paid by brands or that she’s left the realm of sugar baby, but it is to say…she looks fucking good in these pics, I’d follow her, I probably am following her, I follow every half naked on there.

BECAUSE I AM A PERVERT…

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2017

23

Aug

Naked Guy on Drugs and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Girl Shoplifts

Bikini Girls VS 5 Great White Sharks

Drunk Dance

Bum Fight OVer Beer

Windy Day of the Day

Face Full of Hot Steal

People VS Escalator

Steel Pole VS Dude

Crane VS Water

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like going to the mall or any store and forcing the staff to listen to my jokes, because no one else will, and they have no choice. This one girl selling batteries was trying to convince me it was a great deal, three flashlights for 10 dollars like anyone needs three flashlights so I told her I prefer finding a dead person my size and the morgue who is my size, laying him next to my wife in bed, and burning the place down, you know for my lighting needs, then running to the woods to live happily ever after unscathed and left alone because the world thinks I am
Dead, but I guess I could use the batteries from the flashlights as a solar network to power my electric blanket, so I bought three

Here are some morning links…

Katy Perry Says She’s Too Busy Boinking Orlando Bloom…
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Ken Block’s Driving Video
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Weird Artist Makes His Vacation Photos Weird By Turning Him and His Friends into Kids….PEDO shit…
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Sink Hole of the Day
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Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Scarjo and Her Back Tattooo
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Drunken Chrissy Teigen Finds her New Angle to Milk Like it was John Legend’s Wallet – Alcoholism
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More on the R Kelly Accuser
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Suburbicon Trailer #2
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2017

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a pretty flawed person, so I’ve decided to do some self-help, introspective, work….you see I constantly callout girls for being attention whores, being exhibitionists, being low hanging fruit, tits get hits, low level sex workers..

When I should be encouraging it, I should be celebrating it, recruiting more girls to participate in it….

What’s wrong with me…

Unfortunately, there are no books on why you call out girls who are giving you what you want, but it must be a mommy issue situation…because I couldn’t be happier now that girls are getting naked without any effort..work…strategy by me…

I guess I just don’t know where to go from here, the world has turned and given me all I’ve wanted, so by instinct, I want to work against the mainstream, even when the mainstream is pretty much what I want…

I’m so torn.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tiger Woods is Mad That his Dick Pics Have Been Released – Even Though He Didn’t Inherit The Asian Dick
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Taylor Swift’s Social Media Cleansing – is Weird
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R. Kelly Accused of Traumatizing Sex With a Teen – What?
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Pixie Lott – Bikini Bottoms
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Tommy Lee Fucks His Girlfriend in the Airplane
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Lily Allen Nipple – Disgusting…
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George Clooney Gives 1 Million Dollars to Fight Hate Groups Because He Thinks He’s God
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Tinashe Nipple
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Total Ecclipse
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Amber Heard Drops Some Tits
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Katy Perry – Teaser Video That Sucks Some Clickbait Shit
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Deaf People Teach Bad Words
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Demi Lovato Singing at the MAyweather Fight
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Game of Thrones Flute and Cello Cover for the Nerds
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Xena Warrior Princess Reboot – is Not Happening
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Big Titty Girl Opens Beer Bottles With her Mouth – Turns Out Her Tits Suck
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Topless on the BEach
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The Sad Clown Opera Singer is Hularious
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Miley Cyrus Peeing
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Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Starts
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Addison Sex
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Leo’s New GF in a Sports Bra
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Jessica Alba 2005 – NIPPLES
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Farting Chick
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Shitty Babe Shoot In the Gym
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Naked Chubbies
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Black Guys Kidnap a White Guy
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Dude Fingering Ass in Public
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Idiot Scares Girl By SHooting At Her
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Nasty Chick and Her Dildo
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Squirt Squirt
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Hot Body
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CAra Delevingne Nips
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Amateur in the JUngle
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Slutty Selfies!
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Lucy Collett – Skinny to Fat – a Photo Retrospective
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