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2017

Sep

Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day

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Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”….

I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”….

Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

That’s about all I have to say about that….

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2017

Sep

Sienna Miller Not So Racy Toplessness on her Social Media of the Day

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Sienna Miller posted a topless picture on her social media….she’s 35 so it shouldn’t really count, because 35 in Hollywood is old as fuck, no matter how many face fillers they have, while 35 in my life is fine, I mean I’ll jerk off to / on / inside girls of all ages…I am a pervert…but Hollywood has different standards to my no standards…that’s why these people get paid so much…

I still have a place for her in my heart, because I remember her as the girl in movies who played the hot British chick that was willing to get naked….that was always naked…who you know only got the roles because of her level of “fun” off screen..

So this toplessness that you’d see as fame whoring, attention seeking, is hardly topless, I can’t see her nipples, so I don’t think I can even call it fame whoring or attention seeking, as anyone who knows Sienna Miller or cares to see her topless has seen her topless and can just watch her old movies…or google those screenshots…and topless beach pics…

If anything, this is just a tribute of what was, not a tease like “you know what’s behind this quarter turn of my body, just beg me to fully turn to the camera”…and more a “don’t look, you don’t want to see this, it’s an old mangled mom mess, and I can’t put you through the pain and suffering accepting that life is finite and that we are living to die….”….

Because when looking at tits, who needs to really deal with the aging process and death…NOT ME…except when I try jerking off to it and fail…because of the same aging process that is making Sienna Miller shy about her tits.

Posted in:SFW|Sienna Miller

2017

Sep

Tallia Storm Shows her Nipple of the Day

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Tallia Storm is some Scottish singer with a PR mom who I guess put her PR skills to work like most publicists with kids would…

GET THAT MONEY. FEED THAT EGO. USE THOSE CONNECTIONS>

So when Tallia Storm was young, the mom pulled whatever scam or favors she could to make Tallia relevant….to get her into the mainstream…to build the brand that is her kid…

Along with being a singer, she’s written articles (or her mom has as her) and books (or her mom has as her) and that she’s just getting love because in Scotland…blonde tanned bikini babes don’t happen, so they are pulling that angle also…what can’t they do…

I appreciate the hustle, and I guess for Tallia, she’s at fashion events pulling out her tits, and not on Page 3, so I guess she’s made it.

She’s 18 or 19..and has a good head on her shoulders…you know marketing machine…tits out…funny strategy…whether she sings or not doesn’t matter, they took the classy route rather than the porn route, but both routes feature…nipples.

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2017

Sep

British Woman Ran Around Bangkok Naked and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Guy Goes Down….

Snake in the Toilet

Bus Driver Gets Attacked

One Against Three in a Fight

Poor Nurse Shark Killed Nursding off a Guy

Dude Dressed like a Coke Bottle Robs a Restaurant

Drunk Brawl

Sex in the Parking Lot…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with being an old fat diabetic drunk is that I’ve stopped going to the strip club or college aged clubs to look at the young pussy and potentially seduce them with my dance moves / charm / other tricks that like David Copperfield / Cris Angel Mindfreak I can give up…but let’s keep it at “girls are exhibitionists and like attention”….

So instead I just drink looking at the wall…waiting for the appocalypse…virtually thinking of nothing at all…except that the government corrupt and using our date to mine us like we are pawns in their evil plan…just sort of rotting…which makes for a pretty uneventful story….content…adventure…but the fact that I’ve been here for a long time, too long…what more can I really say…I’ve said it all…yet I keep going….and have no idea why…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Celebs Read Mean Tweets
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Idris Elba Jerks off to Fan Fiction About Himself
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The Kardashians Bring the Bullshit with More Pregnancy – This Time – OJs Daughter
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Jordana Brewster in a See Through Dress
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Mila Kunis for Jim Beam
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Wonky Tits Patridge Trying to get Press by Not Being Beat Hard Enough By Her Husband
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Maniac Driver of the Day
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The Cast of Will And Grace Doing a Dance – Don’t Click
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How Kevin James Kills Off His Wife on the Sitcom….
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See Through Suppressor in Slow Motion because Why the Fuck Not
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A Clockwork Orange – The Glamorous Psychopath
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2017

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I really fucking like cameltoe…I saw at least three today, and I barely leave my house…

The first was in short shorts made of spandex like material for fitness…worn out in public like I was in the gym lockerroom with her….the next was in leggings…just jacked up in a girls pussy and the third was some girl who got off a bike…fabric up in cunt….and I realized…the world is a porn scene in an era where porn sucks…if you look in the right places…like the girl’s cunt…

Here are some morning lInks….

Pheobe Price and Shauna Sand are my Porn
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Madison Beer Slutty Car Wash Erotica
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Kate Beckinsale’s Stalker is Innocent
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Braless Chick Got Nipples
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Awesome Girls…Being Awesome…
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Basketball Bunny//
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Ellen Pompeo’s Got the Dope House…
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Elsa Pataky Big Cleavage
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Hyperlapse of DC
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Prince Harry and the PDA
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Hailey Baldwin See Through
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Rapper B.O.B out to prove the world is flat
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Rat Cow Doing Titty Whoring
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Bella Thorne Tonguing Her Friend
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Hot Instagram Slut
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Kylie Jenner is Having a Girl
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The Cook-Off Mockumentary from 10 Years Ago Gets Second Life
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Kendall Jenner See Through
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Kylie is 5 months pregnant – not just fat
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Fucking Between Two Cars
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Hot Chick Laying Around Naked
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The Right Way to Pronounce the Car Manufactures
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Hot Naked Chick
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Naturals
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Busty Masturbator
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How to Stage a Protest
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Naughty Cam Girl
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Slutty Selfies!
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Amateur Lingerie
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Cum Hating Porn Chick
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2017

Sep

Kendall Jenner VS Hailey Baldwin See Through of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin two useless girls who are friends…together in Milan doing fashion week…because they are both relevant thanks to their family members and society’s willingness to give credibility to people who don’t deserve it – just because it’s easier than finding actual talent…

They are seen by marketers as the face, or voice, or whatever of their generation….a face shoved into a phone…a face jacked up on botox and fillers…but they aren’t that great…

Except when they pull out their nipples, especially Hailey since she’s religious, despite being a whore….because that’s on trend, the way of the future and what these girls are actual about, the legacy they are actually leaving…nipples…here are some pics to compare and contrast the two useless together in one post….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Kendall Jenner

2017

Sep

Top 14 SFW Cam Clips of the Week Part 7 of the Day

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We love webcams, they are responsible for 98 percent of our happiness, but not just for the obvious reason, but because these women are creative and amazing, capable of so much more than what you’d expect of them, you know fucking themselves with objects for tip money, you know they have to be engaging, entertaining, funny and weird to keep people locked in and wanting to tip them to do naked and amazing things with objects shoved inside them….and for that reason alone…we must celebrate the SFW moments…EVERY WEEK HERE…sometimes Twice a Week if the Mood is right…and these are a few we pulled this week….all weird…all the time….

If you’re inspired to find your own clips, or to see some of these girls get naked, visit some MyFreeCams – that’s where I go for all my Cam Girl Needs…with account for 98 percent of my happiness…

Posted in:Features|stepTV|Videos

2017

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Matching Panties of the Day

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Her name is Jade Chynoweth . She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines reminding you of softcore porn you used to jerk off to…enough to make you want to PEE WEE HERMAN up in there…but you don’t because you don’t want to go to Jail again…but you know that there will be decades of spin offs of the franchise that you can revisit going straight to DVD or in our generations case – NETFLIX…

That said, the perverts are watching her, because young and dancing are two things that appeal to perverts…I know because I am a pervert and I have actually fucked a girl who used to dance like this in some weird dance troop and she rode my dick unlike anything I had ever experienced…I just laid back and watched the recital….her musculature and fitness…amazing…..thick in a good way…

This is a social media story she posted of her matching bra and panty set because why wouldn’t she post that…right…RIGHT…..bad girl I KNOW!

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

Sep

Gigi Hadid is Bullshit for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Gigi Hadid may be an average at best tall girl with face injections turned model, but at least she’s not a Jenner, despite half her proceeds probably going to the Jenners, since she used them to get wherever it is she got, which I guess is considered a legit model, who gets paid, and who was legit enough to leverage and turn her sister, also average at best looking tall girl, to be a legit model too, but at least they have the height of a model to justify their lives as models in a world where all these undeserving people are models…fat, short, trolls, but with Instagram following…

She’s in Vogue Japan, all done up….lazily shot in a studio….took a few hours…because I guess when you’re a spoiled teen who just wants to do Vogue, then who does Vogue so many times when her scam worked and her career was bought, that now Vogue or modeling is dull, it gets in the way of chill time, but sometimes when Vogue comes knocking you give in to keep the name around….in case you want to go back to it…when you realize your ego needs some massaging…since she’s not doing it for the money, she’s already rich as fuck.

Either way, here are the pics.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW