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Jessel Pena is the Instagram Of The Day

Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2017

Aug

Halsy Nipples in Playboy of the Day

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Halsey is the voice you probably heard on at least on shitty radio show that she’s not the star of, but rather the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music act, that aren’t even that musical, but kids these days are retards and buy into anything, especially simplistic EDM videogame music, their half retard ADD, computer using brains can handle it.

Well, she’s doing some press, making it count, pulling out tits in some mags, just showing nipples in others…like Playboy…because I guess…it’s good for business…

Here’s her social media pic of the day

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2017

Aug

Alycia Debnam-Carey in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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She is Alicia Clark on some bootleg Walking Dead Spin Off called “Fear of the Walking Dead” because when Hollywood finds something that works, in an era where nothing they do works, they violate, desecrate, shit on, and ejaculate, in the worst form of rape the IDEA or brand could ever imagine….because…the people, you, the general public buy into what they know, allowing the industry to make some extra cash in the process…it’s clever, basic, simplistic, even boring…but I’m sure Alycia Debnam-Carey isn’t too concerned about it, it legitimized her as an actress, it pays her lots of money, it gets her a fan base and people care enough to snap some paparazzi style bikini pics of her..

She’s 24, from Australia, making it in America stealing all your jobs…and

She’s got 1,000,000 followers, so she matters, at least to nerds…and she’s hot…

The fact I’ve never featured her is a reminder of how obsolete I am, since I don’t watch or follow any of these shit and prefer non-acting women….but also how important bikini paparazzi pics are…

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2017

Aug

Katherine Schwarzenegger Likes Her Cleavage of the Day

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I have a celebrity from the 90s, who is still a celebrity, but just not as relevant, yet still iconic, daughter fetish….

I mean, not really, but I do find it semi / barely interesting to see how they’ve grown up, what they’ve amounted to, how broken they are, what they’ve done with their fame, success, trust funds, etc….

I guess Katherine Schwarzenegger isn’t so bad, no real scandals, and seems to do work with dog rescues, something I am passionate about…up on some “She’s a Kennedy and looks like her mom”….hustle…probably educated, classy, not like that new money, in an era of everyone being gutter trash, even the rich kids….just gutter fucking trash…

I’m digging her, but that could just be the cleavage she’s really into showing off, like any typical girl, but more important because her family is rich and famous…you know..cleavage that actually means something…or that she’s just chubby and her tits are a good focal point or some shit…

This post was inspired with me still wanting to fuck Katherine Schwarzenegger with my LOVE…..after seeing her in this out fit at this event:

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2017

Aug

Natalie Portman Suggested Nudity in a Miss Dior Ad of the Day

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Natalie Portman is a huge star, with a huge fan base, who is from Israel and who every Jewish guy I have ever met has held in high esteem because he feels good knowing that there are really hot Jewish girls out there, it can happen and not all of them have that typical Jewish look…not that I know any Jewish girl with that typical Jewish girl look, I mean sure there’s the occasional troll looking bitch, but that happens in all cultures, all the Jewish girls I know are fit, they work out, hot, they had nose jobs, tanned, well nourished because they are on top of that shit, and rich…always rich…now I know there is always one poor sucker who isn’t quite successful or from a good family, forced to date the bottom of the barrel Jewish girl, and I guess that’s the guy looking at Natalie Portman like a beacon of hope…

Well, like any good business man, she uses her fame for brand deals and this one is for Miss Dior, someone we assume pays her MILLIONS of dollars, and she’s in the ad not wearing a dress…suggested nudity…something that when I post I get slammed for, but when fashion billion dollar brands do it for commercial purposes…it’s ART….weird.

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2017

Aug

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl on the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….in fact I don’t even remember what show she was on….the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…and a lot of money, the retirement plan, these bitches DO not bring a baby to life just because they happened to get pregnant, they do it because they know their show is ending, that they need a guaranteed income since they know the show they got on took a decade to get and may never happen again, you know they wouldn’t have the kid with just some random nobody, because baby making can ruin a woman’s spirit, life, career, everything….

At least she takes bikini selfies.

Not very good ones…but still…

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2017

Aug

The Kardashian Monsters on the Cover of Hollywood Reporter of the Day

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The Hollywood Reporter was clearly in the mood for some clickbait, like anyone who works with these disgusting women, in pandering to their lie, their scam and buying into their infomercial – the social media version – bullshit….but they did good…because their cover photo is fucking terrifying…you know let the world see just how haggard, plastic surgery ridden, aged and weathered the entire family is, except maybe Kylie, because she’s still young hand her skin can handle the face injections and fat transfers that allow her to be a “No Filter” because her face is permanently filtered…no facetune where you see bitches erase their face into looking all cartoon like, or strong flash to block it out…just good old fashioned plastic surgery.

I do give the Kardashians credit for pulling off the scam, so many people want to, yet this ethnically ambiguous, not very attractive, troll family, who I assume cast a spell on OJ’s dead wife pulled it off…

The highlight reel of this cover is Kendall, because she’s the only one worth fucking, I mean they are all worth fucking, so rich, so ridiculous, but Kendall looks the best….

The tragedy in this is the neglect of Bruce, accepting him as one of the ladies, because clearly he is, they made him that way…

The whole thing, pretty vile, but they are Kardashians, that’s their strategy…

I am more interested in W Korea’s sheer dress, titty flash, Kendall Jenner Cover because Korea is trendy now, always in the news with their Bombs, Dictators, BBQ, Pop Music, they know how to do things right…

Oh more nipples. So Edgy.

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2017

Aug

Woman in Bikini Does her Prayers and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Dude Molests Drunk Guy Before Stealing Wallet

Stray Dogs Turning Blue in India – Probably Because of Pollution – Evil…

Costco Brings Out the Best in People

Woman Fighting Off Sex Predator – Insane This Happens…

Clerk Laughs at Couple Trying to Rob Him

Old Lady Done Fucks Up

Bus Driver Gets Attacked by Ibiza Party Couple

Cement Truck VS Car

Fat Angry Topless Protestor

Truck VS Store

Mexican Motocross Star of the World

Fat Dude VS Dock

Suicide Fail at the Mall of the Day

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2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it interesting how many girls I talk to hate their vaginas….for whatever reason, I reason I don’t understand, they just can’t stand their vaginas…like they think vagina isn’t supposed to look the way it does….like it is too meaty or too sloppy or too big…but yet none of those girls I talk to will let me taste test their vaginas to give them the “A-Ok”….

I find it discrimination…they won’t even give me what they consider garbage…and for that reason alone…I am reminded, like I was when I worked in a pharmacy and the hot chicks would ask me where the enemas or the douche bags were because they didn’t see me as a human, which I guess was convenient, because I am not one…

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Oprah on Why She Never Dated Steadman
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Butt Selfie of the Day
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Ozark Renewed for Season 2….I didn’t Make it Through One Episode
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Gotta Get the Views Up on this Cam Girl Video – Because Youtube Deleted my Other Version
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was seeing a crackhead looking woman’s skirt get blown up by the wind…because she who was nicely thin, possibly dying from malnutrition thin, but so good to look at look at from a distant – and from behind because you couldn’t see her toothless crackhead face – and more importantly…the shit stains on her panties…

The park…is a wonderful place…

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Gigi Hadid is Underwhelming
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Hayley Atwell’s Cleavage
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UK Reality TV Slut in a Bikini
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Japan’s Squirrel Park
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Candice Swanepoel in Chaps
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Jennifer Lawrence VS Nazis
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Nip Slip That Doesn’t Matter of the Day
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Tomi Lahren’s Boyfriend…
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Victoria Justice at some Bullshit
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Topless at Lollapalooza
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Father Faces Fear of Heights
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Heidi Klum – Hot in Bikini
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Marvel’s Defender’s Final Trailer
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The Florida Project Seems Interesting
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Kylie Jenner in Some Lingerie Looking Busty
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Ellie Goulding Cleavage
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2017

Aug

Lily Allen Titty on Snap of the Day

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Weird, I was talking about Lily Allen the other day…I don’t know why, but I think it was with someone from the 90s who remembered who Lily Allen was, and I said, I wonder where Lily Allen is, not because I care, and not that I actually looked her up, because I forgot about her and that conversation soon after and I am only remembering it now that I am looking at her nipple….

I used to get a lot of hate mail back when people read the site about Lily Allen, because I wrote something about her miscarriage being an abortion or something like that…and women hate when you say a miscarriage is an abortion…it’s considered heartless and misogynistic, instead of a practical way to get rid of a kid you don’t want without pissing off all the anti abortion people…

I don’t even remember my own joke, it was years ago but as it turns out – the stars have aligned and she flashed her nipple on snapchat and reminded how much I don’t give a fuck about Lily Allen

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