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2017

15

Aug

Heidi Montag Pregnant in Lingerie of the Day

Heidi Montag may no longer be relevant, her show has been off the air for a long time, she’s likely burned through most of her money, either on plastic surgery or crystals she was apparently addicted to, or maybe she’s set for life, ultimately who gives a fuck, I never even watched The Hills, I was just bombarded with all these idiots when it was on TV due to fake news, publicity stunts and MTV having once been relevant or influential….

Well, she’s pregnant in lingerie and that’s about as erotic as that gets..

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2017

15

Aug

Lorena Rae is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

Lorena Rae is some instagram model, who is apparently an actual model, but more importantly, the winner of homosexual Leo DiCaprio’s recent girlfriend casting that went down at the opening of some new Hotel in the Maldives that I guess he is an investor in, that involved shipping out a lot of instagram type models to attend and possibly get a chance with him, or to be seen with him, because he knows he helps launch carreers…and Lorena Rae is the one who came out on top and who rides with him in NYC…for the paparazzi in a scam that keeps on continuing…because it’s good for everyone involved…

That said, she’s pretty fucking boring, cute, but really fucking boring, Her insta feed is just garbage…and here are some pics of her as she milks the recent attention and hopes it gets her where she needs to be…not sure where that is..but at 23, fucking Leo, or pretending to, is a good look…

See her boring IG HERE

It amazes me that people would give a fuck who Leo sticks his dick in…really…but they do and here it could be…but I doubt because it’s not one of his boyfriends…

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2017

15

Aug

Nicki Minaj Nipple of the Day

I was on Nicki Minaj’s page yesterday – because she posted a butt shot that people started passing around like it mattered…

I was like “It’s not even her butt, girl bought that shit to market herself, because she’s some bottom feeding, table scraps, last week’s kitchen garbage, trash that is 99 percent a fucking lie and the only reason she exists is because rappers liked leveraging her pop fame to get their shit downloaded, and she leveraged them to get more street cred”…

But no one cares what I think…

I saw she was promoting a new single, so she had to get half naked to make some noise, like all these pop stars do…”Oh time to promote something, start posting on social media again, because we are lazy”….

And I didn’t notice she put up a nipple pic, nipple shirt, with nipples…but she did..and everyone, or no one gave a fuck…yet somehow she will still manage to sell singles and tickets to her show…people are drones and will buy anything.

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2017

15

Aug

Ophelie Guillermand for Swimsuit Company of the Day

Her name is Ophelie Guillermand…this is her Ophelie Guillermand Website …these pics for a swimsuit line….that showcase her awesome tits….in a hipster setting…by an overrated but well paid photographer who does that piss soaked style and gets lots of love for it…because the world is stupid…but this isn’t about her…or the images of hers that I’ve rudely stolen….this is about Ophelie Guillermand….

I know nothing about Ophelie Guillermand…but do I really need to know anything about her, maybe this is everything there is to her, and that’s good enough for me, since that body…a body…that body…is banging…

I’m going to assume she’s french, and french girls put out on the first date, joie to vivre or some shit, so that makes her more fun…but not quite fun enough because her tits out pulled out, which they are supposed to be, it’s the french way..you know…

Here’s some pics from her instagram…damn this girl looks good…

Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Darya Savishkina Naked of the Day

Darya Savishkina is some model who is naked in some legendary recording studio where Jimmy Hendrix Recorded and as it turns out..no one gives a fuck where she’s naked, why she’s posing naked, who she is naked for, when she was naked….they don’t care what she is naked with, next to, or inside….they don’t care what iconic person was in that same location recording music…we don’t even care if music was recorded there at all…we just want to know where the pussy’s at dog…cuz I am not seeing NO pussy up in here…just a hot girl with a name that you’d think would equate to exposed pussy…but no exposed pussy can be found.

I feel robbed.

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2017

15

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

This just in, hot off the fake news presses….Lily Rose Depp is the hottest thing out there as of right now.

Big fan of her..

Not just because I have a mother / daughter fetish and appreciate looking at both of their asses on the beach in bikinis…the idea of fucking a mom and a daughter, not necessarily at the same time has been in my mind for decades…because an old friend of mine used to do it, back when he dated this chick, moved into her house with her and her mom, would end up alone with the mom when the girlfriend was at work at the bar, and was basically seduced by the mom, forced to bang the mom the entire time he was there….something like three years…while still dating / banging the daughter…seemed like a lot of work…but magical too…I have the same fetish for sisters…..I think it’s normal…

Not because I have a Johnny Depp fetish, or even a young rich kid with famous parents fetish…she’s just young, tight and hot, in a bikini, living a good life..what’s not to like..and that face..

She’s great…at least to look at, because she’s likely a terribly shitty person…

Here is from her social…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Halsey Topless of the Day

Halsey is topless in a magazine….

Most people don’t know who Halsey is, but apparently she does vocals on a big EDM party song – which was a smart move for her to do – because now she get invited everywhere…since you can’t always get to the top on your own merit, ride them coattails to get where you need to go…

The people who do know who Halsey is, have seen her tits before because she’s part of that generation of short hair, tits out, attention seeking designed as “art” or liberty to all…because it is clickbait the masses have decided is sending some higher message of equality, feminist power, or whatever it is that is going on here….

I prefer girls who don’t flash their tits, even though I like seeing the tits, because I am old and come from an era of girls cockteasing, rather than giving it up, because once it’s given up, it because less erotic, because it’s being put out there…

That’s not to say their plan of de-sexualizing toplessness works…it’s just to say famewhoring and attention seeking takes away from the tits we are looking at…they aren’t desexualized at all, in fact bitch is sexualizing the fuck out of them…they just aren’t hot because they smell of desperation…something I like in my street hookers, but not in my celebrities or trying to be celebrities..

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2017

15

Aug

Carmella Rose Naked of the DAy

Her name is Mel with a Rose on instagram and she’s pretty much this nobody, but she has 1.2 million followers…thanks to getting into the instagram early on..and being really fucking hot…

Like most instagram girls, thirsty for all the fame they can get, like Tila Tequila was on myspace, they know that followers on social media matter to the people cutting the checks, whether for brand deals, tv deals, or sex deals…because rich guys like fucking things they see on the internet that have following, especially if those things live in Los Angeles and can be ubered to them easily….

That’s not to say Mel with a Rose is a whore, but she probably is, and she’s getting naked for this instagram photoshoot, because the naked body should be celebrated and is feminist..but also draws attention to an otherwise talented bitch…so good job….staying afloat…

Even her name is a stripper / porn stage name…nice…

Posted in:Carmella Rose

2017

15

Aug

Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day

Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because they were told what they were doing was the right thing, the patriotic thing, despite it being a pretty fucking vile thing…you can blame good marketing, like the Kardashians could easily sway a lazy nation of youth to do crazy shit, but I guess they are too narcissitic and busy looking in the mirror, or at their selfies to really do anything beyond vapid shit like face injections to get instagram followers….still damaging, still psychotic, but less violent…

I guess the point of the story is that at 41, Diane Kruger’s still got it..I’d bury my face in her ass like it was a Nazi Gas Chamber…ready to die for this shit…

LITERALLY.

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Lea Michele’s Weird Angled Butt Shot of the Day

Lea Michele, possible dude….probably not a dude…maybe just a hard face…but I like to pretend she’s a dude…because of the storyline I’ve written for her in my head…basically bred to be a girl, there are more parts for girls, taught to sing like a girl, hormone therapy to be like a girl, never quite being a girl…no periods in site, just a lot of duct tape, because stage parents take this shit seriously…they are committed to the cause, the dream…and they do what they need to do to make it happen..

Well, she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele.

It’s a weird angle butt shot, but it’s less depressing than the rest of her feed, where she comes across as a vapid, lonely, cheesy, mainstream, confused, no personality, pile of shit…we can blame her testicles for that…they keep her edgy.

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