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2017

04

Jul

Caroline Vreeland Monster tits Doing the Marilyn of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is a fake instagram model and singer and actor who has been working at getting famous with her monster tits, something that has got far less talented women before her as famous as she wants to be, and she’s doing it by going to all the exclusive events like Fashion Weeks in Paris and polarizing her low level celebrity into something of value or substance thanks to her last name that isn’t even her last name but that she’s taken from a relative who worked at Vogue, who she pretends was her grandma or something equally lame…but anyything for validation..

Her dress see through, her tits huge, her marilyn monroe impression lame and better if she went through with it fully with a little killing herself for being the fucking worst..

Big tits though! That’s all that matters!

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2017

04

Jul

Bella Thorne Rolling Around in her Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this very annoying video of her whining in her bed in her panties in some kind of joke that is zero funny, but fully annoying, the kind of behavior you may experience from a wife or girlfriend about 10 minutes before you murder her and figure and 30 mins before you have to figure out how to dispose of the body, do you just burn it for 72 hours until there is nothing left, ideally after transporting it to another location…or do you do other stupid things that will get you caught…because sometimes, even great tits can get under your skin and make you fucking snap…

Seriously, this is the fucking worst…

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2017

04

Jul

Fat Troll Ariel Winter Meets Her Biological Father of the Day

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Yes…I think Ariel Winter is as attractive as a farm animal…

I know based on the emails and comments left of the site that farm animals are attractive to some of you garbage humans I can’t believe exist..

But to me, far animals are cute enough to pet at the petting zoo your single mother you met on tinder made you go to with her shitty kids you don’t really want to stepfather despite your name on the internet….but not cute enough to fuck…

What I am saying is that I would assume this manure smelling monster is fine to pet or throw seeds at to see her scamper out of her cage…but I’m not the kind of farmer who fucks the meat…

Who am I kidding…troll or not with a gut hanging over her pants or not…she’s still a young rich kid who is legal and from tv…to not fuck her would be gay…even gays would fuck her…to have the story….but that doesn’t mean she’s as hot as she thinks she is or acts…because she’s not…take that…Ariel Winter…girl who has done nothing to me to deserve this abuse….

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2017

04

Jul

Shay Mitchell Topless of the Day

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Shay Mitchell has made the move to topless for the paparazzi young starlet from Pretty Little Liars or whatever the fuck she’s in…straight from Rich Kid Canada…ethnically ambigious and a clever marketer who realizes how to leverage that fuck out of her celebrity…

This is like a right of passage, free the nipple, take it to the next level and hey they are just tits tits she wants you to see….big deal….for everyone involved..

Sometimes tits are a little too natural…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…check out this toplessness on the nude beach of Mykonos…where’s the pussy lips though?

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2017

04

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Naked for America of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is showing her ass for the internet or for America on the Fourth of July because without America and American consumerism she wouldn’t be anything, she’d be a a zero, she needs a billion dollar need for cheap sweatshop panties at the mall brand to exist…so this is her thanks…

She may be American by now, maybe just a green card holder, who knows but AMerica made her and here’s her ass without the asshole to thank you…classy Brazilian hookers are fun besides that AIDS..

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2017

04

Jul

Ashley Benson Fat Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson has big tits for America…

THey are in a bikini top looking great for America….

Because America allowed her to become a rich and famous as hell twat…despite no one actually knowing who she is…because her show doesn’t target my demographic of creepy old man pervert who prefers sitting at the park…but maybe if I had some foresight, I could watch her show to have something to chat with the young eighteen year old girls I watch tan, you know a little “How about that Pretty Little Liars shit, You have way better tits than Ashley Benson”…to which her dad or daddy or whovever that older guy next to her is…will take offense and try to fight me…good thing I know how to pull out my dick and start pissing when I face adversity… that’s my MMA or concealed weapon….toxic HIV positive HEP urine all in your FACE jerks…

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2017

04

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a survivor…from rich kid with very famous parents who has access to the good life in both NEW YORK and LA and I guess wherever else she wants to go because they have the resources to take good care of her…yet she’s still a fucking mess…because being a rich kid with everything is hard…all that inner torment of never being quite as good as your parents…coupled with being entitled and garbage….makes for a really sad time, especially when her cousin is winning at life and she’s just putting together lame shoots with other lame chicks hoping their time comes….while creepy perverts like you cum…young, tormented, sad, big tits…erotic.

I only like her because she’s blocked me on everything and Ilove when girls hate me…

At least the puppy is cute…

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2017

04

Jul

Olivia Munn Dives DEEP of the Day

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Olivia Munn is the worst the American Dream has to offer…

She went from hosting some bullshit – to being in blockbusters – all because she intended for that to happen, all part of her networking and hustle, because her average at best looks were as good as Hollywood needed because Hollywood doesn’t really like super fucking hot….

She played the nerd for the nerds when really she had her sights on the nerds who run Hollywood, the geeky socially awkward rich Jewish men who love Sci/Fi and who got into entertainment to get paid and laid, as women, hot women want fame so bad…that they’ll seduce anything…easily…

She’s garbage, manipulative, but doing better than her life as a cocktail waitress…

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2017

04

Jul

Emmy Rossum Living the American Dream of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst…and I find her tribute to America offensive..

Sure she’s recently married because she’s probably knocked up, that’s why she got married so don’t use the bikinis, use the one piece, and if you want to see her tits cross reference her whoring for TV on Shameless, the show that created her….but it’s still like taking a huge shit on America and her fans not that I’d know, since she’s blocked me on all social media for being a troll, because that’s my American dream….a dream that doesn’t include Emmy Rossum, because she’s not that hot..I deserve better.

Nice American Flag Suit you clickbait slut…

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2017

04

Jul

Kristen Bell for American of the DAy

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Kristen Bell has decided to celebrate America with her husband Dax and remind you that she’s got zero to no sex appeal left…what was once cute has not got any remaining sex appeal but just to make sure of that she uses the opportunity to destroy it with this picture …

She’s in a onesie and not a bikini….and not the good kind of onesie you want to see when girls are slumber partying together with their tits out…but the mom at the preschool picnic onesie she’s not shoving cock inside her which would give her old lady some redemption….but in no way do I want to see that cock in her.. in sex tape….but the onesie is weak…but it is for America….living the American dream…and America must by default love it..

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