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2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world is so bleak…why would I ever get out of bed to post stepLINKS…my contribution to the world so insignificant…I am a nothing…irrelevant…garbage…I should just give up…accept that life is over…I am a failure….a nothing…a realist…who realizes…there is not point…I never made it as a dot com billionaire or movie star…or cowboy…so instead I’ll just sit and rot…

But then I remember that I find happiness in the world being bleak, it’s when it’s not bleak that I get angry…and more importantly..I like staring at overrated tits..knowing that one day they will fall off..and for that…I dance..like the ballerina I never was because my foster parents were more into throwing bricks at me while collecting foster parent checks than encouraging my fat ass to jump like an angel / tom cruise..

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Jennnifer Aniston – Nipples
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Taylor Swift has Officially Been Sexually Assaulted
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Kendall Jenner – SLUT
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Father Faces Fear of Heights
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Massive Tits of the Day
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Corgi Puppy of the Day
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Britney Spears – Concert Erotica
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Baby Raccoons of the Day
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Kids Car Surfing Like Idiots
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a girl in what I thought were the skimpiest shots ever, all of her ass cheeks hanging down, and she was so skinny, almost crackhead / bulemic skinny, only to realize as I got closer that it was just some weirdo looking dude, who looked like he probably would have shot up his school in the 90s, you know almost a Goth listening to Marilyn Manson, maybe more of a LARPER or Role Playing game Dungeons and dragons kind of kid…in womens clothing…

I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with his legs….he was wearing shorts….and it turned out dude was wearing full on pantyhose…but not the way a goth or punk would wear fishnets in the past…but in a Bruce Becoming Caitlin kind of gender fluid, not the kind of gender fluid dripping off your computer screen, but the dudes are girls, girls are dues, one gender weirdness that is everywhere…

I wonder what initiated that..were we always cross dressing transgendered, is it the hormones in the food, is it the media, is it evolution…population control whatever it is..it is everywhere…so you best become pansexual, prepared to fuck everything, so you can take advantage of fucking all the willing weirdos…close enough to a pussy cuz it has lipstick, nail polish and some lace panties on….it will save you embarrassment when you get caught checking out their asses…not realizing there are balls in there…

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Jennifer Aniston – About those Nipples
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Really Busty Asian Girl Tests 3D Bikini
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Anne Hathaway Alleged Nudes I Won’t Post Cuz of Lawsuits and SHit
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Orlando Bloom Still Fucking Katy Perry
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Nicole Scherzinger White Bikini
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Hilary Duff – Bikini Cleavage
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Mother of Car Ramming Suspect Was Told He Was Going to Rally
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Dude Drops Phone From Plane While Recording Video
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Miley Cyrus Ditches Teen Choice Awards – Because She Knows Teen Choice Awards ARe Shit
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Naked Selfie – Plane Bathroom
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Nina Dobrev – Tits in a Bra and FULLY CLOTHED
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Jennifer Aniston – So Obsessed with Herself…
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Artic Wolf Acting Friendly…
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Girl VS Lightning
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Dove Cameron Hot in a Sports Bra
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Aubrey Plaza – POKIES
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Rita Ora at the Teen Choice Awards
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Kaia Gerber is Hot
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Big Titty Selfie
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Entrance to the Parking Lot Fail
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Fallen Power Line Starts Fire
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Katherine Schwarzenegger Looks Like Her Mom
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Vanessa Hudgens Really Tight Pants
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Joanna Krupa Panty Flash
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Some Slut Named Clara McGregors
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Blake Griffin
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Huge Tits – Close Up
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Truck VS Bridge
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Topless AUssie of the Day
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The Teen Choice Awards Were Proof the World is Doomed…
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Some Lizzie Olsen in a White Dress
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Aubrey O’Day Looking Trans!
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Baby Otter Misses Her Human
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Bieber Gets Denied by some Slut
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Hackers Release New Episodes of Curb
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Tom Cruise Failed Stunt…
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Girl Pees in a Cup in Public Store and Puts it Back on Shelf
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Heart Shaped Boob Challenge..
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Shaved Tattooed Chick
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Unexpected Visitor at the Glory Hole
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Girlfriend of the Year
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Some Naked Chick in Some Cheesy Shoot
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Best List of Porn!
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A Couple Sluts in a Nude Shoot By the Pool
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Tits at the Beach
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2017

Aug

Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day

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How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked…

In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt…

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2017

Aug

Gianna Nannini Topless on the Beach of the Day

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You know what, I don’t post nearly enough topless beach pics of Italian pop stars who are in their 60s…you know where they are topless on the beach because that’s what you do in Europe, topless is what they consider bikini tops..as they should…

And there is a reason for that…

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2017

Aug

Nicki Minaj Butt Shot of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is releasing a new song…so she’s taken to her social media to post a picture of her fat fake ass…because I guess like all these other starlets who don’t realize that the world has heard enough from them..she’s gotta keep on producing nonsense…knowing that it will sell because people are easy to brainwash…but more importantly…are easy to clickbait…all it takes is some nude or semi nude pics…

She’s not hot, was never hot, but at least she’s trying to be compelling with her body, something she probably missed out in Drama School before she was famous because she was more of a PRECIOUS than whatever the fuck this is….

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2017

Aug

Bella Thorne at Teen Choice Shit of the Day

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I guess the Teen Choice awards happened, but you probably already knew about all of that, you know while sitting in your van outside of the teen choice awards, a trip you make every year at the end of the summer, hoping and praying that you’ll finally get invited in, because it is the only thing that matters in your life, because you had a fucked up childhood, an even more fucked up adolescence, you cystic acne, your awkwardness, your love for bathing in vinegar or lack of showering, chronic masturabtion to girls in your class, anxiety around woman…your no friends, not girlfriends, your family who hated you….leading a life of teen obsession, hoping to one day relive the trauma the right way, not that you have a great job in middle-management…

Well, for those of you who weren’t aware of the teen choice Awards, a award show I doubt teens even watch, since they don’t watch TV, or fuck with award shows, so they don’t actually vote, but the networks do, so it carries on with fake news, fake votes, fake bullshit…fake…

Bella Thorne was there, looking like a raver who got shat on by another raver, because they are so edgy…and EDM….who make EDM…because anyone can apparently…and people like jerking off to her….even though she’s annoying….so here she is…

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I am sure there were a lot of attention seeking, stage parented, broken 20 year olds who play teens on TV shows no one watch there….but I’m too lazy to find them.

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2017

Aug

No Body Cares About Ireland Baldwin Nude of the DAy

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When the world is going to shit, from American on America hate over bullshit confederate statue, or America on North Korea hate with stupid threats from stupid people about “FIRE AND FURY”….

You know you can always find solace, happiness, the answers….calm in a picture of Ireland Baldwin climbing out on a ladder naked…

I know what you’re thinking, “Who is Ireland Baldwin”…or “What is this Ireland Baldwin you speak of”….but that’s just because you’re an uncultured fuck and think it’s a pub in ireland where leprechauns get used as dildos…or because you don’t care about Alec Baldwin, his STD that grew into a little monster trying hard to be a model or social media person….and no matter how naked she gets…no one will notice…but me…because I have nothing else to do.

Keep bringing them NUDES.

Here’s what’s going on in America…

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2017

Aug

Sistine Stallone Looks Like Rocky’s Speedbag of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….NOT ALL CELEB KIDS ARE CREATED EQUALLY….but they do still have better lives than you…and at least she’s skinny…

That long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…

That sheer top makes it all ok, becuase it’s the style, she’s got a trust fund and can go through life pretty much doing this…nothing of subsance…thanks to dad…and there’s something leisurely that would be interesting to K-Fed about that.

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2017

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Mom Ass in Chaps for VS Holiday Campaign of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and the other Victoria’s Secret on staff hookers ,because if you pay them on a contractual basis to get naked for you, it is not considered prostitution, it’s considered promo model work….and in Candicce’s case the only client she’s ever really had…they created her, she exists because of them, and she can’t escape them, and why would she, they didn’t fire her for having a kid like I would have, the also pay her over a million dollars a year to be their hot ass, and I guess when your ass post kids looks this good, you deserve to be celebrated, because if you’ve ever seen a mom…they don’t generally look this good…this too work…and for that…she’s insta whoring with booty shake videos…something she’s never done pre-kid, because like most women, the whoring gets more aggressive when your pussy has exploded in front of a room full of people, when you shit out your kid, and your baby daddy cheated on you…because he can’t face that blown out pussy anymore, because he had you pre kid..

YOU KNOW.