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2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every day is the weekend for me, because I don’t have a job, but then I realize, fuck, I should put up some VERY important links for everyone who accidentally lands on this site because I know how important they are to you, not because they are life changing, but because your life is just that bad, and they are the only constant you have, so I stop my game of tennis while laying by the pool sipping cocktails with three bikini clad models at my dot com billionaire mansion…and put them together for you…because I care about you getting what you need….VERY IMPORTANT morning links…

That said, what did you do this weekend, I am sure it wasn’t as amazing as my private jet flight (an uber my friend paid for) to the most exclusive hotel in St Tropez (a local strip club ), where I got day drunk on the most expensive champagne (a contact high from some stripper sneezing in my face after snorting back alley opiates)….

Here are some morning LINKS….

Pogo Stick Girl Knocks Herself Out
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Jersey Shore Reunion Picture
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Frisbee Dog Fail
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bathing Suit
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How an Imax Projector Works
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Chick in a Pink Thong
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Alanis Morissette Sex Dungeon House Clickbait of the Day
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Emma Stone in a New Movie Erotica
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Playing Leonardo Da Vinci META
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Lion VS Hippo Fail
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Taking upskirt pics of unsuspecting girls is wrong….but being offered sex from an elderly woman who I am not sure actually offered me sex – but offered to take me on a test ride when I told her I wasn’t in shape to see where I am at…..was so fucking right…but unfortunaltly I didn’t make her bake me cookies like she was suspposed to…GRANDMA….

That said, the worst pick-up line I’ve “heard” this week was:

Do you want me to save the Hooker I killed’s for you to sniff, or dispose of them with the body?

And no, no girls fell for that level of romance…because romance is DEAD…

Here are some steplLINKS

Don’t Forget to Watch my SFW Cam Girl Clip of the Week
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So…Usher Hooked Up with the Fat Chick
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Britney Spears Gets Rushed on Stage
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J.Lo Big Cleavage….
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I want to fuck Madelaine Petshc
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I love John Lennon’s Letter to his Ex Wife
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Channing Tatum Dancing at the Gas Station
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Dani Ramirez Hot Legs
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Fake Russian Conor McGregor
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Very Boring Youtube Clickbait
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Splitting and Apple in Half Using Bare Handds…
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Chloe Grace Moretz Neglects Aaron Carter Advances
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Some Slut Named Brittny Ward Topless and Getting Hosed Down
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Julianne Hough Red Bra – Not Fucking Her Brother….
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Dove Cameron – Worth Fucking
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Fails of the Week
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Kendall Jenner Slutty for Adidas
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Slow Mo Guys and a Boring Slow Mo
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BMXer Nigel Sylvester Bikes Dubai
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Katie Cassidy Post Gym Selfie Monster
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Some Chick Named Brec Bassinger in a Bra at an Event of the Day
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Lily DEPP BIKINI Top
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Stingray Eats a Squid
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Tranny Chelsea Manning on Vogue in a Bathing Suit
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TITTY GIF!!
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Two Tits!
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Tits on the Beach
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Some Naked Slut in a Shitty Photoshoot
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Some Other Naked Chick in a Cheesy Naked Shoot
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Monster Tits
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T-Rex Inflattable Porn
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VR PORN
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Some Actress Annabelle Wallis – Nude
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Girl Caught By her Neighbor
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2 Bros – 1 Chick – On the Hood of the Car
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Racist Escort Gets Peed On
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Masturbating with Jizz on her Face
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Bit Tits – Cheesy Shoot
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A Girl Sniffing her Sour Cream Cum
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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TOP SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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2017

Aug

Bella Thorne Tight Fit Young Body of the Day

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Bella Thorne has a tight body…that’s all I have to say about that..

I mean it’s on rotation everyday – there’s not much more I have to say about that…

She’s got the hard job of trying to find clever new ways to pose and be interesting looking in her slutty shameless pics…Because of half nude is not just a half nude, you need to make sure it doesn’t look desperate or contrived, too slutty, or low grade, you need it to be natural, organic, just her outfit, authentic, because ultimately, she wants to get that work, to keep her credible, even if we all know she’s just a hot young redheaded body….

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2017

Aug

Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

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Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits…

TO SEE PICS OF HER IN A WEIRD HOOKER OUTFIT THAT SHOWCASES HER GUNT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos

2017

Aug

Jessica Biel is Back on TV Getting Eaten Out of the Day

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I guess Jessica Biel is tired of being a Justin Timberlake groupie bitch, who waits around at home all day for his call, back when she secured him as a sperm donor despite being a homosexual and husband, you know showing him her loyalty so that her boy band dreams of marrying the boy band came true…and it did…

Because she’s back at work, not that she’s worked in decades, trying to secure herself as an actress, and I guess is doing it with slutty performances that either are designed to piss of her husband or turn him on..or allow her to legally be touched by another man so that her Prenup contract pays out…

Maybe she’s always been a slut exhibitionist out for male attention, we just didn’t realize because her show was 7th Heaven and she become a Timberlake soon after, before really getting naked out there…but she did always show off her fitness body to the world….to secure her place as a body we’d want to see naked….that ass round…you know…

Maybe having the kid and showing the world her tits to breast feed, it’s empowering, or her pussy for inspections inspired her to say “naked isn’t bad”…but we can assume she was getting naked long before that..

I guess it comes down to it being nice to see her slutting out in lingerie getting paid like a hooker..despite being rich…because it is Hollywood…trying to prove herself as an actor the right way….because I like nudity or half nudity…or whatever this getting her pussy eaten out, my favorite, is…

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2017

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hot Skinny Model Body Fake Jogging to Promote Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am the girl jogger creeper, I mean I guess I am the girl anything creeper, because girls don’t need to be jogging or doing fitness in public, while wearing skimpy or tight workout gear for me to go “DAMN”….and stare until either it’s uncomfortable for them, or just humiliating and weird for me….

I love seeing girls leaving the gym, getting coffee after the gym, on their way to the gym, while in fitness gear, or really anything for that matter…because girls dress slutty these days…and it’s nice to stare at a body, or multiple bodies…

The only problem with running girls, or biking girls is that I can’t keep up to them, it’s like they run towards me, then past me, in a split second I fall in love, then it is taken away from me….

Pretty romantic really…

Here’s Elsa Hosk, probably not actually jogging, I’m onto you girl….this is clearly just a staged ad for an evil empire of mall brand made in CHina cheap underwear that made this model legit…..

THIS IS AN AD – SHE IS NOT EVEN WORKING OUT – CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS – CAPTIALISM

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day

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I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses….

I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

Aug

Kylie Jenner Gets Racy for her Birthday of the Day

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Apparently Kylie Jenner turned 20 years old, and along with her legacy that she’s already carved as the Tranny’s daughter who embraces as much plastic surgery as IT, only she doesn’t really fuck with her gender, she just fucks with her level of human she is, allowing her pronoun to also be IT, only not because of genitals, but rather because she’s a fucking alien monster…teaching kids everywhere to jack up their faces, suck out fat from their stomach, drop it in other places, like her tits and ass…so that you can be as creepy in person as you are on social media…all raw meat stapled to her face or some shit…

That said, she apparently released her own series because TV is dead and they spin off what works, unfortunately the Kardashians is one of those things….and I guess she’s doing typical Kardashian promotions…half naked…semi slutty…all weird looking…

What is all this damn clickbait everywhere….whoring out whores whoring out whores….ya heard.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

Aug

Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day

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Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job….

Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible…

Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

Aug

Madonna’s Daughter’s Tits of the Day

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Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional…she’s a busty hairy looking creature who like her mom…is into being her own sexual being, rocking her tits in a sheer looking top, so everyone see’s what she’s packing…..and I guess thanks to her mom, she’s really really really rich as fuck, so that she can spend her days wandering around with her tits out for the paparazzi for jokes, while some dude latches onto her, because I guess when you’re sticking your dick in Madonna’s hairy daughter, you try to cum up in it, so that she marries you and supports your degenerate life for the rest of your life because she’s got nothing else to do….TRUST FUNDS!!

Just fill her empty void….in all ways you can…

Posted in:Lourdes Leon|SFW